Facepunch, two girls are following me around and they're taking it too far. - General

[QUOTE=TheMetricSystem;32902832]What is op afraid of, that they'll eat him if he talks to them?[/QUOTE] Well they are fat.

I'm from Newgrounds, I tried to hold back my immature nature when I came here but I have to say this: Grab their cocks. ...I'm so very sorry.

[QUOTE=Ryz0;32903405]Don't want to be an asshole but you gotta man the fuck up OP[/QUOTE] Don't say that. The friendly police will get angry with you. You have to humour everyone and especially don't criticize anyone because that's apparantly unfriendly.

Wait..what?

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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3xtv4gvQYA#t=10s[/media]

[QUOTE=Chessnut;32901439]How do girls rape you exactly? :quagmire:[/QUOTE] Sounds like you're never had a repulsive girl being obsessed with you.

[QUOTE=Chessnut;32901439]How do girls rape you exactly? :quagmire:[/QUOTE] i take it youve never been chased by a crazy bitch with a syringe full of viagra...

Go "hang out with them" and instead create a bloody massacre with kitchen knives.

get a plow attachment on the front of your truck and t-bone their car while she's working

Troll thread or not, there's some funny shit in here. (I skipped past pages 3, 4, and 5, if I missed anything, deal with it)

You wait until this starts happening... [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ehWfq.png [/IMG]

So what happened next? Waiting for OP's update.

[QUOTE=Chuushajou;32909139]You wait until this starts happening... [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ehWfq.png [/IMG][/QUOTE] Does that really happen?

Punch them in the face.

Get a friend who looks exactly like you(from behind, with the same clothes) and tell him to meet up around a corner on your way home. After you round the corner he'll walk on ahead with the girls following. Once they pass you, creep up behind them and say something like "I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE"

[QUOTE=silentjubjub;32909413]Does that really happen?[/QUOTE] Yup, all those girls on Facebook knew the whole time while you were building your fap folder!

[QUOTE=Man Without Hat;32894910]They're fat, where would they get them from?[/QUOTE] Mcdonalds bathroom seats.

Next time you see them, just point and laugh. Get a group of friends and you can all stand there, pointing and laughing.

In all seriousness I think all this is eligible for a restraining order.

I've been tailed by a whale before. Took forever to shake the trail from her. Its not fun. they end up hiding behind doors (which is incredible considering their size in comparison to the door) and jumping out at you, then they slowly start eliminating the competition (I.E. Every female around you that looks edible), and they won't stop unless you make them hate you. However it seems this species is a bit more... active. Making them hate you is probably a bad idea.

Call the cops, and have some fun on your own. Try to catch them while they fuck up your car again.

[QUOTE=Keyblockor;32885982]even if they want sex i'd rather stay away from sociopaths[/QUOTE]they're overweight dont do it or do it so much that they lose all their weight

[QUOTE=Chuushajou;32909139]You wait until this starts happening... [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ehWfq.png [/IMG][/QUOTE] fuck

What, I thought this was how all girls courted?

why not just fucking go up to them and ask why they're following you isn't that what a normal person does [I][B]damn[/B][/I]

This is like a plot for a movie. The bit with your manager was movie material.

Think about it another way, behind every overweight girls, three of her cute friends hide.

[QUOTE=Gump;32911537]Next time you see them, just point and laugh. Get a group of friends and you can all stand there, pointing and laughing.[/QUOTE] Jesus no that's a terrible idea what are you 12 years old don't listen to this man's idea it's terrible and childish and you'd probably end up forcing your laugh too much and coming off as more of a brain-dead douchebag than you want to. [QUOTE=WolvesSoulZ;32916087]Think about it another way, behind every overweight girls, three of her cute friends hide.[/QUOTE] This man is lying. [QUOTE=Chuushajou;32909139]You wait until this starts happening... [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ehWfq.png [/IMG][/QUOTE] SHIT, USERS GET NOTIFIED WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD PHOTOS OF THEM?

How am I lying, should I take pictures of every fat girls I see and then her three cute friends? I swear, I tell the truth it is always the same! It's the law of physic, a larger mass will attract smaller mass, therefor, creating the fat girl and her three small chicks. Science [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/science.gif[/IMG]