My stupid-ass, ultra-conservative, ultra-catholic freak of a "friend" - General

Warhammer really is awful.

[QUOTE=Evanlution;22459218]Warhammer really is awful.[/QUOTE] You've probably seen nothing of WH past GW's poster boys.

Nobody cares

[QUOTE=En-Guage V2;22459284]Nobody cares[/QUOTE] "I'm going to automatically dislike you and everyone else like you because you have a hobby that I don't."

Tell him you use hairdryers on WH40K figurines. A friend and I did that to one of his pieces to see what would happen. The figure's face melted, and dripped down his body. We put a matchbox next to it and replayed the scene from Indiana Jones.

[QUOTE=robowurmz;22459358]Tell him you use hairdryers on WH40K figurines. A friend and I did that to one of his pieces to see what would happen. The figure's face melted, and dripped down his body. We put a matchbox next to it and replayed the scene from Indiana Jones.[/QUOTE] [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_CpvG3g5lGKo/Sbg1_QZtRNI/AAAAAAAABfQ/_6VieJV5kNo/DSC_0030.JPG[/img] Except it costs $30.

Awesome, gonna go try that on some army men

aw how nice. you'll never have to speak to him again rated heart :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/67/Love_heart_uidaodjsdsew.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Sir_takeslot;22459200]Next time he tells you something about 40k, Slam your hands on the desk, And Yell, Blood for the blood god and go on a rant about the False emperor, That will get him to hate you.[/QUOTE] Or just create a bolter out of parts found on the internet and shoot him with that then go on to sell it to the military.

Funny, this sounds alot like my life. I also got a friend like that. Except he's an annoying chav who acts like a total retard and expects everyone to bow down to him and let him do all the shit he does. Makes me want to punch him. With luck, hes also out of the picture by the end of the year :buddy:

Why are you stressing over this guy? If you hate him that much, he's not your friend, just avoid him. If he keeps following you or your friends, than tell him what you're thinking.

Hahahahaha, all I surmised from the OP is that he probably sees God as The Emperor, and anyone who isn't Catholic as forces of Chaos.

Sphess mahrens

The guy has a point, i mean clearly obama is a chayus spahse mareen, and your "mate" is like a holy guy who has to smite the evils of evil and such. /sarcasm.

Heretics.

Hey, you met Boba_Fett! [editline]01:16PM[/editline] [QUOTE=MasterChef;22460118]Hahahahaha, all I surmised from the OP is that he probably sees God as The Emperor, and anyone who isn't Catholic as forces of Chaos.[/QUOTE] What gets me is that 40K is actually something of a critique of the Catholic church. I mean the ecclesiarchy was basically run by a psychopathic child molester who killed everything in his way. [editline]01:19PM[/editline] And [I]yeah,[/I] 40K is a fucking nerdy hobby. But it's still fun for some people, I don't see what's wrong with that. And hell, some people are really, really good at it. You'd be surprised at what some people can make from scratch. Personally, I found it as a sort of introduction into sculpting. And yeah, is it expensive? Fuck yes. But I wouldn't spend any more on 40K than I would on any other sort of cool dongles and knick knacks.

Usually I don't find people bitching about other people deservent of it's own thread but I must say that was kinda funny.

That was quite the read

Ask him why the fuck he's Catholic when he should be venerating the God Emperor instead.

[QUOTE=Purplevain;22458621]There is always that one guy.[/QUOTE]This exactly.

[QUOTE=CivilProtection;22459599]Why are you stressing over this guy? If you hate him that much, he's not your friend, just avoid him. If he keeps following you or your friends, than tell him what you're thinking.[/QUOTE] There's always that one guy in the class that noone likes and everyone makes fun of, constantly. It's like talking about your favorite show that everyone your class watches.

There's a kid like this in a few of my classes. He talks about science stuff that no one gives a shit about all the time, even in gym class. He's super religious and wants to be a scientist of some sort when he's older. He also puts his head down his desk when there are love scenes (usually when there are just people making out) in movies we watch in class. He also questions my left views all the time which is annoying as fuck.

[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;22459433]aw how nice. you'll never have to speak to him again rated heart :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) [img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/67/Love_heart_uidaodjsdsew.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] GGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Sounds a bit like me sadly minus the republican catholic part and being obsessed with warhammer (although I do have some WH, I dont go out and play it and hardly paint them nowhere days) this is really depressing, but then again so are alot of things.

is his name mastermaul?

[QUOTE=Anteep1;22466987]is his name mastermaul?[/QUOTE] Jokes been done

Sounds like a typical Republican really

I have a classmate who's almost like that. He (used) to go on here by the name Ginteru. :ohdear:

Yell "Blood for the blood god!" and beat him into a coma.