Wait until it's born and then send it out into the wilds to be raised by wolves and bears, to learn from the wilderness and return home one day only to shun our complicated lifestyles.
Congratulations! :D
Congraju-frekin-lations!
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[QUOTE=jcallan;18921781]Prepare for nine months of hormonal bitching.[/QUOTE]
I though that was 3 months bitching, 3 months niceness and then 3 months bitching again.
Yes grats. Hope the baby will be in perfect health. sure at first the baby might be annoying, but when they grow up they can be so awesome. They are like clay. You can mold em because you're older <3
I had to assist in the delivery of a baby once
sticking my hands in some woman's vagoo was NOT fun
bad times
Sorry about that, I'll wear a condom next time.
Someone should bump this in 9 months :3
Before she gives birth, try to loosen the hole up a bit more :smug:
:ohdear:
Shit dude, 41 is way too late to be having babies. Women begin having really bad problems when they have kids after the age of 35... Sarah Palin was 44 when she squirted out her last kid, and her baby ended up with Downs Syndrome...
Statistically speaking the kid is probably going to be developmentally disabled.
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Then my mums says "James, Where going to have a baby" I was shocked at 1st then i went and hugged my mum saying Thats really great news...[/QUOTE]
Congratulations! having a very young sibling can be fun.
I hope it isn't yours though...
[QUOTE=Warren Holzem;18922595]Shit dude, 41 is way too late to be having babies. Women begin having really bad problems when they have kids after the age of 35...
Statistically speaking the kid is probably going to be developmentally disabled.[/QUOTE]
I agree there is a higher chance but it is still more likely to be a normal baby than one with problems. If I ever have kids it won't be before I am 30.
My mum had my youngest brother when she was about 39 and he's a perfectly healthy normal kid.
When I found out my mum was going to have both of my little brothers (on her side, my dad has three sons with my stepmum too). I burst into tears each time and was completley horrified :D I only really grew to love each of them after they were born.
[QUOTE=Warren Holzem;18922595]Shit dude, 41 is way too late to be having babies. Women begin having really bad problems when they have kids after the age of 35...
Statistically speaking the kid is probably going to be developmentally disabled.[/QUOTE]
:downs: is a good thing, he might win the special olympics.
Whoah freaky, seems a lot like my friend's situation.
His name is James
He's fifteen
He has an older sister about eighteen years old
His parent and step-parent just got married (except it was his biological father marrying someone)
Freaky.
[QUOTE=jcallan;18922141]Tina screamed for nurse. But Little Miss Nurse didn't come. Little Miss Nurse was out in the backroom having a cigarette and flirting with doctor. The pain shot through her like a big bullet. She knew babies were meant to kick, but were they meant to scratch? No, they weren't.[/QUOTE]
sauce?
[QUOTE=E310;18922779]sauce?[/QUOTE]
It's from Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
Give her chocolate. A shit load of chocolate. I did that when my mother was pregnant. Every time she went through mood swings I threw a bar of chocolate at her an it made her happy, At least for an hour!
And help her out as much as you can, the more she has to do the more stressed she becomes and the worst the outcome is on you!
[QUOTE=crazysack;18923110]Give her chocolate. A shit load of chocolate. I did that when my mother was pregnant. Every time she went through mood swings I threw a bar of chocolate at her an it made her happy, At least for an hour!
And help her out as much as you can, the more she has to do the more stressed she becomes and the worst the outcome is on you![/QUOTE]
Thnaks i'll keep that in mind :P
Dont worry about actually ever getting the baby. At 41 the risk of miscarriage skyrockets.
If she does have that baby you'd better watch out. It's your stepfathers baby and it'll steal all the attention from you.
It's your stepfathers way of trying to push you out of the family and steal your mom from you.
I feel for you man..
Pmilf
Pics or it didn't happen
When the baby is born she won't want you anymore and will lock you in the closet
Expect to have less attention dedicated to you for the next five or so years, and be ready for baby sitting, it's still nice to have a little kid around though, also, say goodbye to a lot of computer time and such as you'll probably have to help around the house more. Congratulations!
My mom got pregnant at 41.
She ended up having a miscarriage.
[QUOTE=jamzzster;18921694]brief history:
Ok so my mum is 41 and my step dad is 41 aswell. They got married this year in the summer. I'm 15 and i have a 18 year old sister.
Right so i was taking to someone online when my mum calls me down to the kitchen. My step dad walks in and at 1st i thought i was in trouble. Then my mums says "James, Where going to have a baby" I was shocked at 1st then i went and hugged my mum saying Thats really great news...I'm not the best at talking to people. So yer. Whats to expect with a pregnant mum? :P[/QUOTE]
Incredible mood swings perhaps?
Oh and cravings, lots of odd cravings... Like Banana Milkshakes at odd hours of the night for example.
Also expect to never get any sleep when the baby is born.
she's gonna be too old to do anything with your sibling by the time their 10. She should abort it for it's own sake.
[QUOTE=lum1naire;18921835]if its downsyndrome i hear sex is even easier and better, see where im going with this
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shiite son you showed that pen chod where his lundi belongsss[/QUOTE]
i think he'll have moved out by the time the baby is old enough to be fun anyway
I demand pics of your mom
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