The baby will be black.
I can take care of him... :hitler:
Yeah... Sorry about that!
congratulations!
I already have 4 other fucking siblings :saddowns:
it is going to have problems.
No worries, my friend (18 at the time), his step mother had a baby at 42. People have kids later and later now, life is longer these days.
If you ever get sick of the kid, you have about a 3-4 month window where you can smother it to death and nobody will suspect anything.
Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (SIDS) is common enough and has no known cause, so most dead infants that don't have signs of being shaked to death are just blamed on that.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sudden_infant_death_syndrome[/url]
God damnit, i knew that condom was sketchy.
[QUOTE=Asaratha;18927321]That jokes old now, stop making it.[/QUOTE]
Sorry :(
ok this is disturbing, someone is proposing to the OP to kill his lil bro
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You know what to do...
ur mom's baby is gonna have downs
enjoy
It may seem cool, or what have you, but remember this. Your parents will forever spend less time and attention on you. You have an older sibling, so prepare for middle child syndrome. Heres some advice for you. The baby isn't born yet, so you have a good few months where your parents will be happy and shit. Take advantage of this. Scrounge every last scrap of money, days out and presents you can from them. Hoard every penny you have. Then, once you feel it is time, completely deck out your room. Start with an epic rig. You will need it for all the time you will spend in your room. Next on the agenda is a mini fridge. With an extra mouth to feed, you don't know where your meals will come from. A chain lock for inside the room and a key lock will keep your stuff safe from roaming children. A decent mattress and quilt is a good investment, for staying warm once they shut off your heating to keep the more important children alive. Remember, an 18 year old can make money for the family! After you have the fundamentals of your abode clamped down, make sure you have a method of income. Drug dealing, robbing shops, a paper round, you need the money. Then, stock up food and water in your room. Make sure to hide it, so anyone who does get in can't steal it. Your parents won't give you any justice now, so hide it well.
Ride out the years until you are old enough to leave the house, or cannot bear the torture any longer. Strip everything you can from the room, steal your parents car, load it up, and ride for the hills. Get to England, by any means necessary. Make your way into London, where you will hide for a few months. The trail for you should eventually grow cold. Your parents will want you back, as now their money has run out and they need to feed on your flesh. If you are discovered, make sure you know your way out. You are lawless now, always remember! Anything goes! Once you are sure the trail has gone cold, leave London. Your crimes there will be remembered. I cannot help you from here on. Good luck, brother.
[QUOTE=Vvon;18921773]
A pregnant mom will probably be a little edgy sometimes, keep your distance.[/QUOTE]
This may just explain why my dad is such a grump somedays. He must be pregnant.
Also, brotip, get your mum some weed. The child will miscarriage anyway, and this way you get a less grumpy mum!
I wish you and your mother good luck
Congrats man!
She's gonna get hormanal and want sex a lot, stay away from their bedroom
[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;18921814]If a women give birth after the age of 40, there's a very high chance that the baby will have down's syndrome.
Don't be too disappointed if your baby brother/sister is retarded[/QUOTE]
I was going to say that. Also, you should still be disappointed if the kid is retarded because both you and the child are going to run into a lot of problems along the way.
Just don't be too surprised.
I'm 14. My mom is 53. Shit is not cool.
YAY! You know what this means don't you? Less spending money all around, more problems, and a bitchy mother. Have fun. I hate my siblings.
Punch her in the stomach until it dies
Isn't there a bigger chance of a defect when the mother is over 40?
[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;18921814]If a women give birth after the age of 40, there's a very high chance that the baby will have down's syndrome.
Don't be too disappointed if your baby brother/sister is retarded[/QUOTE]
Is that true?
so? you should be happy! you will have a brother or sister!:biggrin:
I got the same news like 2 months ago, we spent forever deciding if we was going to keep it or ive it to a family that [i][b](actually)[/i][/b] wanted kids. It died inside of her like 2 weeks ago. Kind of sad and happy moment, but its hard to cry over something that you never got to see, especially when it just brings more troubles.
[QUOTE=nick10510;18930609]I got the same news like 2 months ago, we spent forever deciding if we was going to keep it or ive it to a family that [i][b](actually)[/i][/b] wanted kids. It died inside of her like 2 weeks ago. Kind of sad and happy moment, but its hard to cry over something that you never got to see, especially when it just brings more troubles.[/QUOTE]
Miscarriages suck.
[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;18930637]Miscarriages suck.[/QUOTE]
You're mother wishes she had one :smug: DAR HARRR HAR AM I FUNAY YET GUISE?!
"Where going to have a baby"
I wonder why they were asking you where they should deliver the baby...
Pics of sister
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