• My Mum is pregnant
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[QUOTE=Umi-hebi;18921825]Suggest the name '[b]mikfoz[/b]'[/QUOTE] Think for the future.
[QUOTE=leet;18930453]Is that true?[/QUOTE] Yeah. I'm reading my child psychology textbook now. Ages 20: 1 in every 1,900 births 25: 1 in 1,200 30: 1 in 900 33: 1 in 600 36: 1 in 280 39: 1 in 130 42: 1 in 65 45: 1in 30 48: 1 in 15
Falcon punch your mom.
If I were you I would stay out of her way. She's going to be hormonal. I'm glad my mom already went through menopause :smug: [editline]05:30AM[/editline] Also my dad got a vasectomy
[QUOTE=jamzzster;18921694]brief history: Ok so my mum is 41 and my step dad is 41 aswell. They got married this year in the summer. I'm 15 and i have a 18 year old sister. Right so i was taking to someone online when my mum calls me down to the kitchen. My step dad walks in and at 1st i thought i was in trouble. Then my mums says "James, Where going to have a baby" I was shocked at 1st then i went and hugged my mum saying Thats really great news...I'm not the best at talking to people. So yer. Whats to expect with a pregnant mum? :P[/QUOTE] You'll probably have a :downs: brother because you're mum is pretty old and she's having a kid.
I think starting a family later in life is a good idea. Being a mum at 41 makes you feel a lot younger at 51.
Dude my dad was 56 when my youngest sister was born, he was only 39 when I was born though.
[QUOTE=Visage;18932697]Dude my dad was 56 when my youngest sister was born, he was only 39 when I was born though.[/QUOTE] The Dad's age does not matter in a pregnancy.
Make his middle name gaylord.
I'm sorry I can;t give much advise on what to expect because I was only 4 when my mum had her last baby but my guess would be extreme pms and severe moods oh and vomiting.
[QUOTE=jamzzster;18921694]brief history: Ok so my mum is 41 and my step dad is 41 aswell. They got married this year in the summer. I'm 15 and i have a 18 year old sister. Right so i was taking to someone online when my mum calls me down to the kitchen. My step dad walks in and at 1st i thought i was in trouble. Then my mums says "James, Where going to have a baby" I was shocked at 1st then i went and hugged my mum saying Thats really great news...I'm not the best at talking to people. So yer. Whats to expect with a pregnant mum? :P[/QUOTE] Yeah, sorry about that.
Well congratulations I guess :)
this was always one of my worst nightmares as a kid.
[QUOTE=AxisofIdiocy;18935039]this was always one of my worst nightmares as a kid.[/QUOTE] True. Which is why it's best when parents have their children with the least possible time in between, my brother and I are born with 3 years apart which is pretty awesome :v:
[QUOTE=Apt 2B;18921761][img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/0d/Evil_Baby.jpg[/img] This is the baby as it projectile poops all over your stuff.[/QUOTE] [img]http://imgkk.com/i/1x4z4X.gif[/img]
Enjoy the next 5 years of hell, then another 5 years of broken things.
You are not longer the youngest one in your family. Force baby to do chores.
Did you hear them at all? Parents seem to sneak in their 'bedtime' time in at the most convenient times
When your sister/brother is done with school, you're mom is already old as heck
Hell I was born when my mum was 22.
my mom had me at 40
My parents had me at 41 also, I'm fifteen now and no worse off for it :3 I think the age gap between you and the new baby will be the weird thing, not the age at which your mum and stepdad conceived it.
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expect puke, and laziness
that means your mum and dad have been having sex.... EWW!
I don't think it's a good idea to have a baby at 41.
why din't i make a thread when my third brother was born 9 months ago oh because nobody cares.
Christ at 41 she must be really loose i bet every time she goes to the toilet the baby has to brace its self so it doesn't fall out
What's to expect from a pregnant mum? Does a baby sound too absurd?
My buddie's dad is 67... He's 17.
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