If god and satan or whatever you want to call them really did exist, i'd put my money on Satan being the benevolent, kind and sharing deity, abd God being the evil powerhungry trickster deity, and him just tricking people into thinking it was the other way around.
[QUOTE=elowin;36196467]If god and satan or whatever you want to call them really did exist, i'd put my money on Satan being the benevolent, kind and sharing deity, abd God being the evil powerhungry trickster deity, and him just tricking people into thinking it was the other way around.[/QUOTE]
It'd be ironic as fuck, wouldn't it?
In any case, the devil's role in the Bible is pretty downplayed for being the great, jealous evil lord of darkness. God has the market cornered on reprehensible atrocities anyway. For the little he even does, at least Satan is pretty up-front about being a bastard.
Say no to Jehovah!
All you need is Great Leader from Best Korea. Great leader let his children play with toys! You can play all games! Happy fun!
Well that kids childhood is toast.
I'm pretty religious and even I would never force that shit on my kids.
ITS A FUCKING TOY !
let the kid have his childhood
anything that has something to manipulate childs makes me so mad
ghhhhhhh!
the sad thing is this shit is going on all around the world.
Its fucking 2012....
.....feeling much better now letting a bit of steam....
I remember when my sister became a jehovah witness
shits whack yo
reminds me of my aunt's son
fucking born again christian nutjob
he doesn't let his kids watch tv or play video games because "satan can control through them"
toy story 4
hahaha wizards cant be warriors they use different stats what a dumbass
OBEY.
[QUOTE=JustGman;36202232]hahaha wizards cant be warriors they use different stats what a dumbass[/QUOTE]
it's called a "spellsword" you diphthong
fucking asshole threw away his friends toy
motherfucker you got that on a loan, do you realize how much that shit costs
[editline]5th June 2012[/editline]
dude if i were that kids friend i would steal his fucking lunch money until i had enough to buy ten warrior wizards
god damn it my grandma gave me that for hanukkah you prick she is DEAD now so fucking thanks a lot, asshole
[QUOTE=Zang-Pog;36201447]You know, I would rather hang out with Satan instead of God if Satan gets all the cool stuff like booze, magic and what else has been fear mongered in his name[/QUOTE]
As long as ACDC is in hell I'll be there
You know, lady, most kids grow out of believing magic is real, unlike you your kid might not be an idiot.
God hates fun and see's your fun as evil.
Are you having fun?
Hope you also have fun in hell.
Faggot.
[QUOTE=krail9;36194177]Ruining your kids' childhood: A step-by-step guide.[/QUOTE]
This actually pretty much sums up my childhood. Pokemon, harry potter, lord of the rings, star wars and anything involving magic was banned. Along with cartoons.
[editline]5th June 2012[/editline]
My church burned Pokemon toys in the parking lot.
[QUOTE=Outcast_X;36206100]This actually pretty much sums up my childhood. Pokemon, harry potter, lord of the rings, star wars and anything involving magic was banned. Along with cartoons.
[editline]5th June 2012[/editline]
My church burned Pokemon toys in the parking lot.[/QUOTE]
That is both sad and hilarious.
[QUOTE=sirdownloadsalot;36206120]That is both sad and hilarious.[/QUOTE]
No, just sad.
Funny thing is that Jehovah's witnesses believe that heaven only has so many places available.
Oddly, they insist on trying to convert more people, even though that's lowering their chances of going to heaven. :v:
the sequel to this involves the kid getting his ass handed to him by his friend for throwing out his toy.
i cant even laugh at this fuck its so fucked up uguu
Bicycles are an invention of satan!
Looks like we just found out who the next school shooter is gonna be.
[QUOTE=GeneralFredrik;36206471]Looks like we just found out who the next school shooter is gonna be.[/QUOTE]
HOW DARE YOU DEFILE JEHOVAH WITH YOUR ACTION MAN DOLLS BILLY?!
[B]*BANG*[/B]
[url]http://www.cafepress.com/xjwtees.651897979[/url]
Just bought ten of these babies, all thanks to the Jehovah's Witnesses.
[QUOTE=Joseph Smith;36193431]Mormons are better anyway.[/QUOTE]
I have yet to ask them how magnets work.
Let's hope it's not a tandem bike they're going to ride, that's the devils witchcraft.
[editline]5th June 2012[/editline]
All I said was that bit of halibut was good enough for jehovah!
Guys you do know this is satirical?
[QUOTE=redback3;36193468]Dumb bitch
Iehova is spelt with an I
and magic is cool[/QUOTE]
No the latin letter for J was just I. You actually spell it jehova. It's just that in the days of yore, in latin it was spelled iehova or something similar.
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