• I was near sophocation.
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my sarcophagus hurts
I'm not sure if this is correct, but when you said perfume my head clicked, I am like... less resistant to... perfume. perfume makes my skin itch, i've got a kind of lotion for my skin which contains perfume. Whenever I use it my skin, it starts itching and this doesn't happen on anyone else in my family. Maybe theres a connection 0.0
why is there a break between each sentence? is it supposed to make your post look bigger?
A piece of taco fell on the keyboard causing him to spell sophomore wrong.
[QUOTE=Stupideye;23760201]I see a parody thread incoming.[/QUOTE] So I was at the park one day when I saw your avatar.
Mehh, everyone has some condition like this, you could be alot worse off. Like those poor people with a real serious problem that dosen't really show, meaning they just get crap for not being "normal".
[QUOTE=3picFail;23763967]why is there a break between each sentence? is it supposed to make your post look bigger?[/QUOTE] No, you use Viagra for that.
[QUOTE=jeimizu;23764248]No, you use Viagra for that.[/QUOTE] Actually, to make it [I]look[/I] bigger, you use a rolled-up sock. :eng101:
One time I had an asthma attack biking to school, and I haven't had one in years so I didnt have my inhaler with me, then I had to walk my bike the rest of the way, totally out of breath just walking.
[QUOTE=Meller Yeller;23760165]What? From my experience, people who do a lot of outdoor work are very tan.[/QUOTE] It's a rare sight, when a 10'er made me laugh.
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;23764612]One time I had an asthma attack biking to school, and I haven't had one in years so I didnt have my inhaler with me, then I had to walk my bike the rest of the way, totally out of breath just walking.[/QUOTE] I'm not normally a very sensitive person, but gut-wrenching stories of sophocation like this one just get to me.
I am sensitive to chlorine and Cyclone B is also irritating me a bit. Shit sucks, man.
[b]Sopho[/b]more Forni[b]cation[/b] would have made this thread better.
[url=http://www.urbandictionary.com/products.php?term=carlos%20caliente&defid=2034819]carlos caliente[/url] The reverse to the "hot carl". Where you shit on someone's face and then cover it with seran wrap. [i]She totally [b]sophocated[/b] when i gave her a carlos caliente.[/i] ... :geno:
[QUOTE=Jakerino;23760031] Apparently, my mom, and I have this condition called MCS [/QUOTE] Fulcher: Yeah, I have MS. Peter: Oh, ya hear that Chris? This guy's got a monkey scrotum and he's braggin' about it. Now ya really got me mad! [img]http://www.videovat.com/images/1/080614-235332-peter_gets_bullied.jpg[/img] Kinda close
[QUOTE=PariahKing;23769052][URL="http://www.urbandictionary.com/products.php?term=carlos%20caliente&defid=2034819"]carlos caliente[/URL] The reverse to the "hot carl". Where you shit on someone's face and then cover it with seran wrap. [I]She totally [B]sophocated[/B] when i gave her a carlos caliente.[/I] ... :geno:[/QUOTE] What.. the.. fuck..
Mow your grass with a machete!
Were you able to finish mowing the lawn?
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