[QUOTE=Vizip;25385025][url]http://www.ayurvediccure.com/over_masturbation.htm[/url]
We're fucked.[/QUOTE]
Thank you for ruining my day sir
be glad bro
night feels like it takes forever to end for me
combine that with problems sleeping and you've got a pretty fucking loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong night
We need to go deeper.
Watch Inception, have really lively dream based on the movie. Worked for me.
EDIT: Actually worked once for me.
[QUOTE=Swebonny;25385020]I think that's pretty cool. I hate being sleepless.[/QUOTE]
Your avatar is no longer coloured like Swebonny nail-polish is. I bet you think since it's animated it's much cooler now but you must rectify this issue before you go mad from not being true to yourself.
Once, it took me 8 hours to get to sleep, I blinked and heard *BEEP BEEP BEEP*
[QUOTE=Silly Sil;25385065]I had this few times.
You lie to bed, close your eyes and the alarm clock starts ringing, it's morning.[/QUOTE]
Exactly, thank god I'm not the only one. :)
I tried to do the lucid dreaming thingy once and I was lying down awake and suddenly in a blink it was morning, still lying in the same position.
Don't remember falling asleep, pretty freaky.
This happens occasionally to me as well.
[quote=mogul20478]Inception is the only answer[/quote]
[quote=Funny]The only answer is Inception[/quote]
[QUOTE=soderholm13;25384970]The only answer is Inception..[/QUOTE]
There are some redundant statements floating around.
[QUOTE=Vizip;25385025][url]http://www.ayurvediccure.com/over_masturbation.htm[/url]
We're fucked.[/QUOTE]
Aw shit
Set alarm to 5:30, then think for 5 mintues after you wake up and go to sleep again. Always works.
See your therapist. But don't blink during the meeting. at all.
if it takes you awhile to fall asleep it's cause you don't do anything throughout the day
every time you blink you go forward in time
The only thing we can do is amputation. Your penis is causing you to sleep.
Happened to me when I was like eight, waaay before I started jacking it.
It's awesome.
wish i could do this i have enough trouble actually GOING to sleep.
I have this too.
Its alright after all . . .
Are you exagerrating? Is it actually say...a minute before you sleep? or are you like that woman in the documentary about sudden sleep
i wish this happened to me all the time
[QUOTE=Vizip;25384798]Ever since I was 12 I've been getting these weird symptoms were I go lay my head on a pillow, close my eyes for a second, open them up,
''BEEP, BEEP, BEEP''
my alarm clock wakes me up and It's morning. I really hope I'm not losing track of time, I've been reading online that masturbation causes memory loss ( Hope that's not true). I hate it when it happens and I want it to stop. I want to enjoy my sleep, not instantly wake up because of a *blink* that caused it to become morning.
What should I do Facepunch?!
P.S. Don't say smoke weed :P[/QUOTE]
Masturbation causes memory loss?
All it does to me is wake me up at different hours of the night, sometimes ending up in wanting to fap again.
If I don't do it right before going to sleep, I can sleep a whole night without waking up at all, but takes a little longer to fall asleep.
[QUOTE=Vizip;25384876]But the thing is It doesn't feel like I've slept, It feels like I was staying up all night.[/QUOTE]
You were. With me.
Inception is your only hope.
And i'd rather spend some time getting to sleep and have dreams then, fall asleep instantly and have none.
[QUOTE=Vizip;25385025][url]http://www.ayurvediccure.com/over_masturbation.htm[/url]
We're fucked.[/QUOTE]
Wtf is an eye floater.
I have this after I wake up from sleeping,
One second it's 8:29 AM next it's 10:12 AM.
Guys, the problem is that when he sleeps it doesn't feel like he did. This used to happen to me and sometimes still does. Its usually if I don't sleep long enough or if I can't get comfortable.
Keep blinking till it's 2012 and tell us what happens.
Masturbation also makes hair grow on your palms.
Oh, almost forgot, it cause Blindness too.
[QUOTE=Levithan;25385301]every time you blink you go forward in time[/QUOTE]
Mind=blown
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