so a dad walks in on his son masturbating and says "you know that'll make you go blind" his son looks at him and says "hey dad, i'm over here."
Seriously, here's an Idea.
Get a sleep study done if it bothers you that much.
[QUOTE=dass;25387561]Masturbation causes memory loss?[/QUOTE]
so that's why i can never remember anything when i need to
I am experiencing the opposite as OP.
Ever since i was (roughly) 12 i've been sleeping like OP. But now i sometimes wake up in the night and even wake up dreaming!
I prefer having long sleep, so i dont have to go to school so soon
[QUOTE=Vizip;25385025][url]http://www.ayurvediccure.com/over_masturbation.htm[/url]
We're fucked.[/QUOTE]
Holy shit I have all of those.
Time to stop masturbating.
OP,
I had this happen once when I was 8 or 9 and it was the most frightening thing I think I have ever had happen to me, the only different being it was 3 hours gone, not the entire night. I've never had it occur since then but if it is regular occurence for you, just go to a doctor. Should have been the obvious answer to begin with...
OP can you tell us the secret how to do this, I am a doctor.
It's only because you aren't dreaming in the last part of your sleep. If you've been going to bed and getting up at the same time every day for the past however many years, it's most likely a body clock issue.
Change your diet to include less oily food and eat your 2 fruit & 5 veg every day (because I have a strange feeling it's something to do with your lifestyle).
only happened to me once, when I was really young, went from 7:00 PM to 8:00 AM in the blink of an eye
Its cause your body didn't go into REM sleep for some reason or another.
Stop jacking off and go play football.
[quote=steelecratos;25391149]its cause your body didn't go into rem sleep for some reason or another.
Stop jacking off and go play football.[/quote]
rem?
[QUOTE=The freeman;25387809]I have this after I wake up from sleeping,
One second it's 8:29 AM next it's 10:12 AM.[/QUOTE]
Wow that must suck.
You're lucky OP. It takes me no more than 2 hours to fall asleep. Over this summer, I had to wake up at 6:30AM to go to work, so I went to bed at 12AM, and fell asleep at 4AM. I got 2.5 hours of sleep overall.
Surprisingly, I felt very awake the whole day as if I've drank 2 cups of coffee.
Fapping causes memory loss I think I'll have a fapping causes memory loss I think ill have a fapping causes memory loss I think I'll have a. Wait what was I going to say?
You feel tired and sleep without dreams because the moment your eyes close your other personality takes over, he's kind of a dick.
This happens to me when I sleep in an unfamiliar place. I thought I was the only one.
And it's happened before I've even fapped before, so it can't be that.
my mom's the same way.
it's hard to watch movies in the same room as her, though i don't understand why she can stay awake through four hours of reality tv and not ten minutes of Rocky.
dude this same shit happens to me
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i dont think it has in a while though
It happened to me once, funny thing - my father also had the same thing.
And then few months after that my friend send me some stupid test. "Were you kidnapped by aliens"
And one of questions was:
"Did you slept for like 6 seconds and then woke up?"
:ohdear:
[QUOTE=sami-pso;25389036]I am experiencing the opposite as OP.
Ever since i was (roughly) 12 i've been sleeping like OP. But now i sometimes wake up in the night and even wake up dreaming![/QUOTE]
Must be embarrassing to have a wet dream about it.
Sames. I sleep, 3 seconds later, "GO FOLD THE TOWELS!" Boy, aren't I LUCKY!
Insomniacs would kill to have what you do. Watch your back around tired people.
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[QUOTE=cheetahben;25398334]I'd kill to sleep like that.
I end up trying to fall asleep around 1 to 3 in the morning on school nights by surfing the Internet until I pass out on my keyboard.[/QUOTE]
Told you.
This has been happening to me constantly, and I love it. Thing is though, when I wake up I am UNBELIEVABLY tired.
This has only ever happened once to me.
i wish this happened to me
Dude you might have some tumor, you better get it checked out.
I get this well, its annoying as fuck. Except, I have 2 alarms one goes of 15 minutes after the first. But during the first and second alarm, It feels like I've been sleeping for hours because of fucking long dreams.
In reality, its only been 15 minutes. Its dumb as shit.
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