Go to bed, *blink*, It's next morning. - General

Lucid dreaming!

[QUOTE=Vizip;25384798]I've been reading online that masturbation causes memory loss ( Hope that's not true).[/QUOTE] That's stupid and you know it. [editline]14th October 2010[/editline] Wait what topic am I in?

I usually have ridiculously long dreams, sometimes they even last for a couple of days.

Answer is the only inception like that one time i punched a whale in it's tiger and the holocaust.

Fapping causes some of the oxygen rich blood that's supposed to go to the short term memory, to flow to the penis. This causes the penis to swell, and your short term memory gets less oxygen, hence memory loss.

Oh fuck I beat my meat almost every day :ohdear:

Do some research on light therapy. You may not be getting enough/any of one of the types of sleep (REM/NREM) that are required for a healthy sleep cycle.

I know a guy that has the same problem. He has a condition where he cannot achieve REM sleep. So when he sleeps, he is sleeping without any benefits. He also can't dream.

You know it's funny these people they go to sleep, think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire.

Happened to me once also the only answer IS inception...

[i]Bite my lip and close my eyes Take me away to paradise I'm so damn bored I'm going blind And loneliness has to suffice Bite my lip and close my eyes I was slipping away to paradise Some say,"Quit or I'll go blind." But it's just a myth [/i] A majority of every facepuncher's life.

[QUOTE=ThePuska;25384911]how would you prefer your nights laying conscious in the bed, unable to move for 9 hours?[/QUOTE] I don't know why, but I lol'd really hard at that. [editline]14th October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Pasalaqcua;25405087][i]Bite my lip and close my eyes Take me away to paradise I'm so damn bored I'm going blind And loneliness has to suffice Bite my lip and close my eyes I was slipping away to paradise Some say,"Quit or I'll go blind." But it's just a myth [/i] A majority of every facepuncher's life.[/QUOTE] This is a mans forum, what the fuck are you doing posting poetry? Oh wait it's song lyrics. Same thing.

You could try not sleeping. Use that time for productive things... Like masturbaiting.

[QUOTE=Vizip;25384798] P.S. Don't say smoke weed :P[/QUOTE] inhale burning marijuana fumes :smug:

you have cancer

Close your eyes for 5 minutes and soon your life will be over.

It takes me 5 hours, sadly enough I'm not joking.

I am bipolar so it takes hours for me to fall asleep. It's so annoying, to wait that long then just have nightmares.

[QUOTE=Vizip;25385025][url]http://www.ayurvediccure.com/over_masturbation.htm[/url] We're fucked.[/QUOTE] Memory loss, well at least it doesn't include memory loss! Wait what is this thread about?

it means you've fallen into a deep sleep like a deep sleeeeeeeeeeep learn2sleepcycles

Happened to me once. was weird The end

[url]http://www.sleepnaked.org/[/url] :smug:

Set your alarm to January 1st, 2011, 8:00 AM and post results. You might have invented time travel.

Do you wake feeling rejuvenated? The amount of time you feel as if you're sleeping matters not when it comes to the quality of that sleep.

You go to sleep fast, why do you care?

Lucky. i can never get to sleep.

[quote=vizip;25385025][url]http://www.ayurvediccure.com/over_masturbation.htm[/url] we're fucked.[/quote] the fucking tailbone? Shit mang i've been feeling pain there so much recently fuck mang!

[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;25385054]Wait I forgot, what does masturbation cause?[/QUOTE] Extreme pleasure, white stuff spurring out of your weiner, y'know.

Strange, I can remember I had this once. I have no idea what it's all about though.

Wanna switch sleep ability? When I blink it isn't hours later but one freaking second and most of the time I thought I have been sleeping I've only been lying down with eyes closed for 10 minutes. And sometimes it takes around 5-10 hours of lying still for me to fall asleep. Isn't life grand?