Go to bed, *blink*, It's next morning. - General

This happened to me last Christmas Eve. Fuck yeah, shit was SO cash.

Lol.. this happened to me a few times before. I used to sleep with my head right next to my door, and I could see downstairs. So it's like 10, and my little brothers and parents are awake and walking around downstairs. I close my eyes for a few seconds, then open them, and the lights are out and nobody's there. I lean over a little and see that its like, 3 am. I thought, "The fuck?". But then I went back to sleep and woke up next morning...

[QUOTE=Vizip;25384798]I've been reading online that masturbation causes memory loss[/QUOTE] The catholics will say anything.

[QUOTE=Vizip;25384798]I've been reading online that masturbation causes memory loss ( Hope that's not true).[/QUOTE] I lol'd.

The only Inception is answer. Wait.

[QUOTE=PositorUduro;25385060] I misspell weird as wierd sometimes, and I think that is from most words having I come before E, but there is no C for the letters to come after in weird.[/QUOTE] i guess you can say it's a weird word

[QUOTE=Vizip;25385025][url]http://www.ayurvediccure.com/over_masturbation.htm[/url] We're fucked.[/QUOTE] Only 2-3 times a week? I'm soo fucked!

[QUOTE=Mr mellow;25433508]Only 2-3 times a week? I'm soo fucked![/QUOTE] If that was so you wouldn't mastrubate, would you?

Made me think of this. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_familial_insomnia[/url]

Masturbation causes memory loss? Whats masturbation again, I forgot.

Masturbation memory loss would probably explain the rapid spread of memes... In any case, time does seem to travel a lot faster when you sleep, so perhaps something in your head is making you perceive time to occur quicker? I dunno, ask your GP, not FP.

Masturbation does not cause memory loss you can clearly see if you click on the link in the OP, that it is simply a scam page selling some placebos to counter it.

Set an alarm clock, which wakes you up in the middle of the night, then you know that you how much you sleep.

I've had this happen to me sometimes, it's really cool, any idea what causes it?

at least you dont go to bed at 11PM then *blink* its 9PM

Dude consider yourself lucky, it takes me 30mins to a goddamn couple hours to fall asleep. And then the fuggin dreams pop up.

It takes me 2 hours to get to sleep, because my eyes aren't relaxed properly yet until I wait. I wish I had op's superpower.

Why is there a heap of "Too much masturbation is bad!!!" articles springing up all over the net recently? This one doesn't make much sense either. [quote] Lower back pain, groin/ testicular pain, Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone [/quote]That's some agressive masturbating. [quote] However, sexual activity can be experienced more often if men learn how to orgasm without ejaculation. Doing so can actually [B]store bioenergy[/B] into your system and make your penis firmer, your erections last longer, and your ejaculate volume bigger. [/quote]...The fuck is bioenergy? If you just clamp off your dick when you ejaculate you risk a retrogade ejaculation, semen actually getting redirected into your bladder. [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retrograde_ejaculation[/URL]

[QUOTE=Vizip;25385025][url]http://www.ayurvediccure.com/over_masturbation.htm[/url] We're fucked.[/QUOTE] Holy shit!!! I always wondered the cause of the floating things in my eye... So... Fapping 5 times a day isn't healthy?