Assuming she's not wearing panties and is wearing a miniskirt, go to her house, stand in front of her parents (with her in front of you) and do it. They'll think you're just nervous to talk to them and will never know.
[QUOTE=kevn150;20279348]Seriously don't do it. Pregnant 15 year old in my grade. She tried to commit suicide like 5 times. Need to put a straight jacket on dat ho....
But think of it this way. You are too young to be involved in sexual relationships. Wait a year or so. If you think you are ready, consider the question, "If she gets pregnant, will I be able to deal with it single handedly?" And what are you going to say?
"Mom can you please drive me to my girlfriend's house so I can fuck her?"[/QUOTE]
No, she didn't try to kill herself 5 times.
If you don't think you're ready then don't do it.
Just do oral. Less work anyways.
Fuck her sister instead.
What? I can buy condoms legally at 14 here.
Fuck her mouth, give her a toothbrush, done.
You can get condoms for free at school.
And it was a bad move asking facepunch
Give her your sex
Don't do it.
She's just trying to trick you into putting your penis into her vagina.
take video of it
This just goes to show how poorly educated kids are about sex today. The fact that this kid thinks you need to be a certain age to buy condoms represents an utter failure in any attempt at sexual education.
But lucky you, having a girlfriend who wants sex at a young age. And unless your parents would have a huge problem with it (i.e, religion) it shouldn't be a huge problem - you can of course still be careful about not being caught, by doing things like waiting for a time when your or her parents will not be present.
Take my advice with a grain of salt, as I've yet to personally experience sex.
Derp, Condoms don't have an age limit.
Go into a theater. Buy 2 movie tickets to a movie noone likes.
Fuck.
[QUOTE=R2Bl3nd;20279585]
Take my advice with a grain of salt, as I've yet to personally experience sex.[/QUOTE]
lol nerd
But seriously man, you must have no sex education whatsoever. Condoms have no age limit. Of course you can also pull-out, but that's just as risky, especially for a first timer.
tell her parents to go for a walk and then pound her in their bed.
Wait why can't you buy condoms?
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Where the hell do you live?
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Where live they goddamn give them away at Sex Ed.
[QUOTE=Take yo;20279213]go to her house
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do oral instead[/QUOTE]
apparently even oral sex can get you pregnant
damn where is that thread
edit:
nevermind, it was a girl with no vagina
you can get condoms at any age and just talk with her plan things out etc
If you can't buy condoms atleast take them from your house/her father.
[QUOTE=whatnow V2;20279685]apparently even oral sex can get you pregnant
damn where is that thread
edit:
nevermind, it was a girl with no vagina[/QUOTE]
now that is odd
im gonna be honest here just do anal sure it's uncomfortable the first time but it sure as hell beats squeezing a person out of her loins 9 months later
[QUOTE=faolco1;20279208]fuck her[/QUOTE]
Coming from a over weight 14 year old, he still gives good advice.
Take his suggestion young one...
[QUOTE=solid_jake;20279476]You can get condoms for free at school.
And it was a bad move asking facepunch[/QUOTE]
I feel that would be very awkward.
[QUOTE=pyrofiliac;20279710]im gonna be honest here just do anal sure it's uncomfortable the first time but it sure as hell beats squeezing a person out of her loins 9 months later[/QUOTE]
Or just don't jizz in her vagina and use a condom.
just tell her your not ready. when your 16 then leave and have fun with her.
Moral: if your 15 DONT ASK US
If you had to ask Facepunch what to do, you're not mature enough to be having sex.
ask adult for condoms
get denied condoms
fuck
get her pragnant
throw baby at previous adult.
Don't rate me funnies, I'm serious :colbert:
Save yourself for marriage. That's why I'm still a virgin at the age of 20.
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