• So, my girlfriend wants to have sex with me...
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[QUOTE=Makol;20279705]now that is odd[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=886882[/url]
You can ask your friend to buy you a condom, also is illegal to watch 15 year olds have sex when your 15? [QUOTE=Take yo;20279213] do oral instead[/QUOTE] That can still make you pregnant...
Stick it in her pooper, problem solved. No condoms really needed. Unless we can have ass babies.
Lmao, a Girl I know in grade eight bought a condom at a local walmart. Was quite teh lulz. Go ahead and buy one.
fuck her it'll ruin both of your lives but its all worth it i promise
...too young to buy a condom? Piss off. Someone with your obvious lack of intelligence shouldn't be granted the ability to fornicate.
Buy a condom from someone older than you or man up and go buy some, there is no age limit. If all else fails, go kill a sheep and use its intestines.
Do it [QUOTE=TheMetalMan;20279818] Save yourself for marriage. That's why I'm still a virgin at the age of 20.[/QUOTE] Excuses.
Uh... I buy condoms with no problem. Then again I'm tall enough to stare directly into a gas station workers eyes ,and put the money on the table ,and smirk. Also, if your not mature enough too buy your own damn condoms your not mature enough to have sex.
[QUOTE=whatnow V2;20279822][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=886882[/url][/QUOTE] wow
Go anal, or oral. Not that hard.
[QUOTE=kevn150;20279348]Seriously don't do it. Pregnant 15 year old in my grade. She tried to commit suicide like 5 times. Need to put a straight jacket on dat ho.... But think of it this way. You are too young to be involved in sexual relationships. Wait a year or so. If you think you are ready, consider the question, "If she gets pregnant, will I be able to deal with it single handedly?" And what are you going to say? "Mom can you please drive me to my girlfriend's house so I can fuck her?"[/QUOTE] I very much agree, if you don't even know that there isn't an age limit for condoms, you shouldn't even be thinking about actually having sex. Everyone else is just trying to be funny and edgy by telling you to go fuck in the woods or stupid shit like that.
[QUOTE=Lemonator;20279856]Lmao, a Girl I know in grade eight bought a condom at a local walmart. Was quite teh lulz. Go ahead and buy one.[/QUOTE] "Bought [u]A[/u] Condom." You cant buy [u]A[/u] condom.
Just take her out to the woods, no one will find the body. :ese: Also there is no age limit to buying condoms, you need to take health class.
I dunno about anyone else in this thread but I would do it. Also why are you scared about people finding out? I'd brag about it if anything. Also I'd go for a condom, better to be safe than sorry. In the UK you can get contraception stuff for free, not quite sure if condoms are included but I think they are. But as always it's up to you to make the decision.
Have sex wi wait
[QUOTE=Makol;20279705]now that is odd[/QUOTE] She swallowed, then got stabbed in the stomach, very weird.
If you're too embarrassed to go buy condoms then you probably shouldn't be having sex.
Fuck her in the middle of the street like a real man.
[QUOTE=OficerHonkHonk;20279198]Im twelve and my gf wants me to give it to her but i dont know what to do. were both virgins, but i am scared to death about people finding out... I obviously cannot buy condoms (underage) and on top of it all we cant find a safe place to do it, as in, My parents are ALWAYS home, and hers are too, we cant seem to get out of the house! i dont have a car yet... HELP ME!!![/QUOTE] I corrected the OP post guess which bit
[QUOTE=ASmellyOgre;20280124]Fuck her in the middle of the street like a real man.[/QUOTE] Thats what I did, man those little pebbles from the dirt road are still in my back. :smug:
If you don't hurry up and fuck her I will.
You answered your own question by posting this thread. If you have to ask facepunch you shouldn't be having sex anyway.
[QUOTE=OficerHonkHonk;20279198]Im fifteen and my gf wants me to give it to her but i dont know what to do. were both virgins, but i am scared to death about people finding out... [b]I obviously cannot buy condoms (underage)[/b] and on top of it all we cant find a safe place to do it, as in, My parents are ALWAYS home, and hers are too, we cant seem to get out of the house! i dont have a car yet... HELP ME!!![/QUOTE] :raise: I wasn't aware there was a minimum age. Besides, I thought that according to law (in the US at least) store clerks are required to sell condoms to customers if they want to buy them. (In order to encourage safe sex). Edit: Late. Gimme clocks.
I'm calling troll. The OP hasn't responded in three pages.
[QUOTE=rathat48;20280099]She swallowed, then got stabbed in the stomach, very weird.[/QUOTE] I didn't know she was stabbed until I read the article
[QUOTE=Zonji;20279426]Assuming she's not wearing panties and is wearing a miniskirt, go to her house, stand in front of her parents (with her in front of you) and do it. They'll think you're just nervous to talk to them and will never know.[/QUOTE] What do you think they're gonna say when they also happen to notice your jeans are dropped around your knees in this process? :v:
[QUOTE=Yahnich;20280232]Uhm...[/QUOTE] Stomach babies. :pseudo:
[QUOTE=Fahrenheit;20280247]I'm calling troll. The OP hasn't responded in three pages.[/QUOTE] Either that or he is just lazy and only checks his thread after a week.
Putting sex in the thread title = everyone in GD reads it
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