• So, my girlfriend wants to have sex with me...
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Tell her that you have a penis.
You can buy condoms at 15. Just like you can buy ashtrays or coolers at 15.
Go to goddamn drug store and buy a pack of condoms. There is no "legal" age to buy a condom. And as for location, just wait until you manage to find an apropriate place and time. I wouldn't suggest anywhere too public, or unsanitary.
Aaah, 15, what an awkward age :/
To everybody saying there is no age limit to buying condoms, there is in sweden 18
Go to a store get some condoms tell the cashier "I'm getting fucked tonight!"
[QUOTE=piranhamatt2;20280132]I corrected the OP post guess which bit[/QUOTE] twelve
Condoms. Use them. Make sure only one of you have a condom though; using two will just make them break.
Do it. Then Break up. Then regret it.
What do you mean you're underage? Condoms don't have an age limit, at least not here.
[QUOTE=PjaNoo^;20280631]To everybody saying there is no age limit to buying condoms, there is in sweden 18[/QUOTE] Well that's because Sweden is dangerously underpopulated and socialist or something so they need babies to work in the acid mines
Don't be chicken, go do it whenever your parents aren't home or find a nice place in the woods or something. Hell, do it in the bathroom if you must. [editline] lol [/editline] Dumpsters work too.
Just remember these 4 things women are good for: Cooking Cleaning Vagina and their sisters vagina
Have sex with a 15 year old while you can. [editline]10:20PM[/editline] lol
[QUOTE=Diealready;20279225]fingering and handjob[/QUOTE] This is how it should always start. Before you get into anything heavy, and before you get into anything at all you need a car. Thats where you do it. If you need condoms, the next time you go get gas with your mom, tell her you need to use the bathroom. Go in with some change and usually there is a dispenser in there you can buy some at.
dont do it with a condom it ruins the fan of having babies
You have an age limit for condoms? Over here (U.S.) (Maybe with the exception of Banifornia) they [U][B]HAVE[/B][/U] to give them to you if you request to buy them. Ever heard of oral sex?
[QUOTE=lum1naire;20280910]dont do it with a condom it ruins the fan of having babies[/QUOTE] You will also end up like that guy who made the "I'm possibly a father" thread. [editline] lol [/editline] [QUOTE=mpntball2012;20280940](Maybe with the exception of [B]Banifornia[/B])[/QUOTE] [I]Banifornia[/I]??? This is outrageous!
[QUOTE=catch33;20279212]down a dark alley[/QUOTE] Yeah, he'll be visiting that alley in about 3-5 months too.
hahahah, I read a few posts then went back to general discussion and it said there were 69 new posts.
[QUOTE=OficerHonkHonk;20279198] I obviously cannot buy condoms (underage)[/QUOTE] Where do you live? I think that teenagers can buy condoms in most places.
[QUOTE=ubertaco;20280790]Just remember these 4 things women are good for: Cooking Cleaning Vagina and their sisters vagina[/QUOTE] I am literally listening to this song and I just jumped up and did the Son I am proud face.
[QUOTE=OficerHonkHonk;20279198]Im fifteen and my gf wants me to give it to her but i dont know what to do. were both virgins, but i am scared to death about people finding out... I obviously cannot buy condoms (underage) and on top of it all we cant find a safe place to do it, as in, My parents are ALWAYS home, and hers are too, we cant seem to get out of the house! i dont have a car yet... HELP ME!!![/QUOTE] Few years back a friend and I bought condoms as a joke... We were 11.
i know this is kinda late but what the hell did they teach you in sex ed? how could you not know you can buy condoms at any age
Your hand doesn't count as a girlfriend. But just in case it isn't don't. You're too young.
There is no age limit for condoms. If it makes you feel any better I lost my virginity in a park. :smug:
Dude. A little advice. I'm 14, and I'd fuck a hot girl in a blink of an eye. And by the way.. There is no age limit on buying a condom..
^ Is blind [QUOTE=Zeke129;20280772]Well that's because Sweden is dangerously underpopulated and socialist or something so they need babies to work in the acid mines[/QUOTE] Still doesn't need to be forgotten, because everybody bitching about him saying there is an age restriction to buying condoms, maybe he lives in sweden, then all those smartypants saying condoms have no age restrictions because they never been outside their country will shut up.
Nice troll. Nobody on Facepunch has a girlfriend.
I nearly made this exact same thread like a couple of days ago. Lock the thread and ban this kid. Also fast threads is the other way.
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