I was expecting something like
So, my girlfriend wants to have sex with me...
...but i don't have a penis.
Just bang her
[QUOTE=GreaseGunner;20281440]Nice troll. Nobody on Facepunch has a girlfriend.[/QUOTE]
He meant "So, this drunk chick wants to have sex with me".
if it makes the OP happy I've probably got some kid somewhere from having UNPROTECTED sex
[QUOTE=Mr.2007;20281456]I nearly made this exact same thread like a couple of days ago. Lock the thread and ban this kid. Also fast threads is the other way.[/QUOTE]
Your thread was about wanting to have sex but don't know where to do it...I think. His is about the same thing, but him also crying about how scary sex is.
[QUOTE=Street_Wolf;20280271]What do you think they're gonna say when they also happen to notice your jeans are dropped around your knees in this process? :v:[/QUOTE]
That, my friend, is what zippers are for.
I had sex with my hand im cool :downs:
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