I have a kidney stone. - General

[QUOTE=Aberhamlinken;19242914]I heard that's how you control the gender of your child[/QUOTE] Boy or girl if you get it in?

Play heavy metal to your bladder till it cries blood.

[QUOTE=ghostofme;19242959]Boy or girl if you get it in?[/QUOTE]no, it turns into a pearl

Gosh dammit, I am afraid of kidney stones now. :ohdear: There is way to break it up right? I have passed really small ones, but still hurt really bad, What's so funny lol

I'd go to the doctor, have it broken up, than piss it out and bear the pain.

I had a kidney stones it hurts so bad like I wanted to kill myself [editline]07:10PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Aberhamlinken;19242851]Just drink lots of pure cranberry juice, helps it come out easier, don't get the good tasting kind either, good ol cranberry juice is the best for your bladder. STILL FEELS LIKE YOUR PISSING OUT A FUCKING BLANKET OF NAILS THOUGH. Oh, and all the people saying its because you drink lots of soda, that isn't necessarily true, its a combination of things, mine was a calcium buildup.[/QUOTE] mine was to!

These things hurt like a MOTHER.

My mom had a kidney stone. She said it was worse than giving birth. And she gave birth [b]three times.[/b] [i]Good luck out there Gordon, you're gonna' need it.[/i]

Drink lots of water, fluids whatever.

Hope to hell you never get a lithroscopy and a urethral stent. Kidney swelling, vomiting, inability to stand, weeks of hell. Trust me, you want to get that thing out, cause surgery is horrible. And listen to the uroligist when (s)he tells you what it's made out of, (s)he should tell you what to cut out of your diet to prevent this from happening. Good luck, man. You'll gain a whole new respect for pain, though.

kidney stones prepare for what may be the most painful experience of your live. If you can get through this with a smile, you can tackle anything in life well except bill gates, hes black

Oh god, I never want to experience this, How to avoid, HALP FACEPUNCH.

[QUOTE=Aberhamlinken;19242851][B]Just drink lots of pure cranberry juice, helps it come out easier, don't get the good tasting kind either, good ol cranberry juice is the best for your bladder. [/B] STILL FEELS LIKE YOUR PISSING OUT A FUCKING BLANKET OF NAILS THOUGH. Oh, and all the people saying its because you drink lots of soda, that isn't necessarily true, its a combination of things, mine was a calcium buildup.[/QUOTE] :siren: CRANBERRY JUICE IS FULL Of OXALATE. DRINK IT AFTER THE STONE IS GONE OR YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S MADE OF. :siren: Trust me, experience is a harsh teacher. Oxalate + kidney = bad [editline]07:30PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Ohforf;19243028]Oh dear god, how can I stop kindey stones from forming? I never, [B]EVER[/B] want to experience something like that :frown:[/QUOTE] Drink shit-tons of water, the goal is to keep your piss as close as possible to clear. That's a good sign. Source of all this: Urology Department of a Kaiser Permanente Hospital

Passing a kidney stone kinda feels like someone is slowly cutting the inside of your penis with a switchblade. I recommend taking pain killers.

O gawd... I seriously almost started crying as I was reading all this. It sounds worse, then haveing bamboo splints pushed up my fingernails.

Relevant: [url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/05/health_guinness_medical_record_breakers/html/6.stm[/url] 22 stones in 24 hours. Amazing...

I am now [b] ABSOLUTELY [/b] terrified of getting a kidney stone.. bastards sound like they hurt. I would rather be in the pits of hell for the time it would take to pass that stone.

Pinch your arm and squeeze something really hard (not your dick) to distract you from the pain as much as possible. Fuck it must suck for you.

[img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/20/article-0-031E8E07000005DC-193_468x499.jpg[/img] Have fun.

[QUOTE=Theo213;19244897][img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/20/article-0-031E8E07000005DC-193_468x499.jpg[/img] Have fun.[/QUOTE] If that was real, and I had that size of a kidney stone I would just commit suicide.

Fuck kidney stones scare me

[QUOTE=halo2142;19242429]Time to find a drug dealer and buy large amounts of Heroin or Morphine before you pass it. (No seriously don't you can get in a huge amount of trouble doing this I am being Sarcastic)[/QUOTE] Heroin IS morphine. Under the name diamorphine it's used as a strong painkiller.

Poor guy. Have a heart.

Kidney stones aren't a big deal unless they're chronic. I get one maybe once every 3 years or so depending on what I'm eating at the time. Just drink lots of water and piss the thing out, you'll feel better in minutes, and if you've never had one before, now you know what they feel like and can go get rid of it before it really starts to hurt. If you don't want to get kidney stones, don't drink a whole case of soda in a day, drink more juice. You'll feel healthier in the long run too.

best of luck man. well thanks to you i'm fucking paranoid now and scared of dying by [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication]Water intoxication[/url]. thanks a lot mister.

The doctor gave me some painkillers and told me I have to piss it out. Fuck.

I deeply recommend you to not go to a doctor. Its the best thing you can do in this cases.

[QUOTE=teslath;19255259]The doctor gave me some painkillers and told me I have to piss it out. Fuck.[/QUOTE] Yep. That's what you gotta do.

Oh, that's going to hurt. Imagine pushing a ball-bearing through the eye of a needle. Now imagine how the needle feels.

GOD DAMMIT, as soon as I forget about kidney stones, this thread fucking reminds me of them. Fucking shitballs.