get really, really, really drunk.
it might not seem like such a good idea now, but the drunker you get, the less pain you'll experience.
or maybe its more pain, i dont know, its been a while since I had one (thank fucking god).
This thread made me rush to the bathroom and drink around 2 liters of water.
Hey at least it is not a Staghorn kidney stone.
[img]http://www.gravmag.com/kidney.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=mbutler2;19256282]Hey at least it is not a Staghorn kidney stone.
[img]http://www.gravmag.com/kidney.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Holy fucking shit. Is that real?
I fucking cringed from this thread, facepunch is scary :saddowns:
Prepare to give birth out of your penis.
Imagine pushing a very sharp stone through your urethra.
Suck it out!
Why, general discussion, must you make me so painfully aware of shit like this?
Brb, drinking water, and it's not like I don't drink water anyway :\
my avatar fits
Get the fucker removed. They hurt like hell and aren't really that hard to remove. Hell, I had mine removed with ultrasound. Completely non-invasive, done in 30 minutes, then a bit of time in observation to make sure it worked fine.
For all those who feel like drinking a lot water:
[quote=Wikipedia]In 2008, Jacqueline Henson, a 40-year-old British woman, died after drinking four litres of water in under two hours as part of her LighterLife diet plan.[/quote]
Think again.
Four liters in two hours is nothing on a hot day
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Can't you break the stone down with ultrasounds like someone above me said? I don't think it's super-expensive and apparently it's a nicer way than pissing it out
Hold your pee for 3 days, and then piss so hard it flys out fast, kind of like the slow/fast band aid thing.
Even when broken up its still like pissing shards of glass
Have godlike sex, then when you orgasm, launch the stone out.
You know Leonardo Da Vinci?
He passed one out.
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Now he's dead...[/I]
[img]http://imgkk.com/i/gAS.jpg[/img]
You're in for a bumpy ride
[QUOTE=smurfy;19258382][img]http://imgkk.com/i/gAS.jpg[/img]
You're in for a bumpy ride[/QUOTE]
[b][i]Bumpy[/i][/b]
:smug:
My dad told me a story once.
A story of a man in the military.
A real badass, back when my dad was in the army, that guy pushed everybody around, a high-ranking officer or something. The guy had a kidney stone. So, one night, he decided to piss it out completely.
His screams were heard long into that night. They never spoke of it again.
you're going to give birth through your penis
[QUOTE=the_shape;19258717]My dad told me a story once.
A story of a man in the military.
A real badass, back when my dad was in the army, that guy pushed everybody around, a high-ranking officer or something. The guy had a kidney stone. So, one night, he decided to piss it out completely.
His screams were heard long into that night. They never spoke of it again.[/QUOTE]
Facepunch scares me. :blush:
Honestly, as painful as it is, I don't see why doctors wouldn't always give people morphine when they're going to pass stones. If not morphine, something just as strong.
I feel it coming. I'm going to try to pass it tonight. Wish me luck.
[QUOTE=teslath;19259606]I feel it coming. I'm going to try to pass it tonight. Wish me luck.[/QUOTE]
:ohdear:
[QUOTE=teslath;19259606]I feel it coming. I'm going to try to pass it tonight. Wish me luck.[/QUOTE]
Be ready for a fate worse then death.
Be ready for extreme relief.
[QUOTE=Adbor;19257713]Four liters in two hours is nothing on a hot day
[editline]09:19PM[/editline]
Can't you break the stone down with ultrasounds like someone above me said? I don't think it's super-expensive and apparently it's a nicer way than pissing it out[/QUOTE]
They only do that in certain cases, usually they stick a scope up your urethra and grab it. Which hurts like all hell. Imagine pissing burning gas. That's what it will feel like until they remove the rubber tube they stick in post surgery so you don't swell shut. Except the burning gas is blood clots.
Tonight?
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Turn off the lights...[/I]
AND DIE!
Your dick [b]will bleed[/b]
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