I have a kidney stone. - General

Coming to facepunch was a bad idea friendo. Why rate me disagree? I can only imagine what paranoia we caused him now.

You better be on some serious drugs before you piss that thing out.

[b]Update:[/b] I tried to pass the fucking thing but it was the worst pain I have ever felt. I was braced for it but I still fucking almost collapsed. How the fuck can I do this?

Oh good luck with that.

[QUOTE=teslath;19260346][b]Update:[/b] I tried to pass the fucking thing but it was the worst pain I have ever felt. I was braced for it but I still fucking almost collapsed. How the fuck can I do this?[/QUOTE] Just get it over with. You feel great after it's gone. Trust me, keeping it inside you is BAD. Also, when you pass it, bring it to the doctor so he can tell you what it's made of and what you shouldn't eat. [editline]02:41PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Biotoxsin;19259484]Honestly, as painful as it is, I don't see why doctors wouldn't always give people morphine when they're going to pass stones. If not morphine, something just as strong.[/QUOTE] Morphine doesn't do shit for this kind of pain, you're having a tube full of piss torn open from within by a little rock. Nothing short of a straight IV of methamphetamine and LSD could suppress it.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVjLdBwTVjM[/media] Don't worry about the whole god/faith part, we all know that won't do you shit.

[QUOTE=Simplemac3;19242222][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouSQ0SWStiw[/media] .... Ho ho, I'm just kidding. I honestly have no idea though, ask one of the few Facepunchers who became doctors.[/QUOTE] You called, Dr. DesolateGrun at your services, I'm am certified from a acceptance from a "Technical School" Yess as you see I am very qualified to help. Well what you should do is cut you penis open and let it out.

From what you've said, it's more than likely too late for the remedy I posted.

[QUOTE=teslath;19260346][b]Update:[/b] I tried to pass the fucking thing but it was the worst pain I have ever felt. I was braced for it but I still fucking almost collapsed. How the fuck can I do this?[/QUOTE] You could never be a woman and bear children.

[QUOTE=Yahnich;19242406]"You have a kidney stone." "Hold on, telling Facepunch"[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY7yHBRMrsQ[/media] Oh, and by the way, I've had a stone after a huge complication from another huge operation. When the doctors removed it, they discovered something that could have been lethal to me (they don't want to tell me what though, and neither do my parents), so get to the hospital.

This thread got me scared as shit of getting a kidney stone. "Worse than childbirth" :byodood:

I just went for a leak after reading this thread, then I thought I felt a sharp pain in my bladder and start peeing real slow because of that. Now I've been holding my balls for 5 minutes because of this thread. Or is it because of this thread after all..? Fuck you Facepunch, now you've made me paranoid too.

[QUOTE=>VLN<;19261028]You could never be a woman and bear children.[/QUOTE] It's said that it's more painful than giving birth.

I just took a piss and was really happy I had no pain.

How the hell do kidney stones come out without ripping your fucking dick open?

I'm going to try again tomorrow, I'm fucking tired.

Oh, my God!:crying: [img]http://www.utsouthwestern.edu/vgn/images/portal/cit_1801/2/6/478448kidney_stone.jpg[/img] :crying::crying::crying: I just looked up how to prevent this. Drinking water now.

[QUOTE=Tyler72493;19261335]Oh, my God!:crying: [img]http://www.utsouthwestern.edu/vgn/images/portal/cit_1801/2/6/478448kidney_stone.jpg[/img] :crying::crying::crying: I just looked up how to prevent this. Drinking water now.[/QUOTE] Pain looks like a piece of cake compared to Agony and Misery.

Oh shit I need water now. Why the hell did I read this whole thread?

I'm going to begin a nutritious diet right about now.

me too.

This is why they hurt like hell. DON'T CLICK IF YA DON'T WANNA KNOW [media]http://www.data4science.net/essaytags/Kidney_stone_crystals_SEM.jpg[/media]

well one more things of stuff to do before death - 364- go through a kidney stone while laughing like you just heard a really good joke.

Ever ate a potato chip, but swallowed it before chewing it up completely and you had those little sharp bits go down your throat? It's like that, except the chips are made of steel and it's your dick instead of your throat

[QUOTE=Zeke129;19261664]Ever ate a potato chip, but swallowed it before chewing it up completely and you had those little sharp bits go down your throat? It's like that, except the chips are made of steel and it's your dick instead of your throat[/QUOTE] [img]http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/4344/1253088404518.jpg[/img]

BRB getting salad and a bottle of water

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouSQ0SWStiw[/media] WE MUST PUSH LITTLE STONE

ohdear.png :r well, good luck is all i can say. :T

[QUOTE=Zeke129;19261664]Ever ate a potato chip, but swallowed it before chewing it up completely and you had those little sharp bits go down your throat? It's like that, except the chips are made of steel and it's your dick instead of your throat[/QUOTE] One of my friends had a kidney stone and I'll quote his words: "It was like a dentist was sticking his drill in my dick" Gave me chills.

Facepunch: made me paranoid of slenderman and now kidney stones. What's next, bigfoot? Fuck you facepunch. [editline]05:38PM[/editline] Facepunch: made me paranoid of slenderman and now kidney stones. What's next, bigfoot? Fuck you facepunch.