• I have a kidney stone.
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[QUOTE=Stopper;19261912]One of my friends had a kidney stone and I'll quote his words: "It was like a dentist was sticking his drill in my dick" Gave me chills.[/QUOTE] That's basically what it feels like, except the drill is covered in fire.
[QUOTE=smurfy;19258382][img]http://imgkk.com/i/gAS.jpg[/img] You're in for a bumpy ride[/QUOTE] Yeah, I Wikipedia'd it as well.
It's compared to giving birth for both men and women. Usually a doctor will use a machine that sends soundwaves bouncing off of it to break the large stone(s) up; however, it's still up to you to pass the fragments and such. I suggest you stop drinking dark liquids like coffee, dark sodas, etc. Sprite and other beverages like that are fine though.
I'm in the same boat as you. I've had kidney stones for the past 3 years, and I'm only 16. The worst part was when they thought I had a bladder infection and shoved a camera up my dick hole and went all the way into bladder then filled it with water tell it was gonna burst. That was some horrifying shit there. I fainted afterwords. But yeah never say your bladder hurts. Never.
I finally fucking passed it. Believe me when I say it was the worst thing I have ever experienced. I'm going to bed.
:gonk:
[QUOTE=Strider_07;19261954]That's basically what it feels like, except the drill is covered in fire.[/QUOTE] And the fire is made out of dentist drills. [editline]08:08PM[/editline] That are on fire [editline]08:08PM[/editline] Remember what fire is made out of in this example
Did you piss a river of straight blood? I know I did, 3 days in a row after I passed two at once. Awkward as shit during school.
Must learn how to prevent this! What I've gathered: Juice, water, good diet.
Be man, take a combat knife and cut it out of yourself with no anesthetic. Remember morphine is for losers.
[img]http://guatemalahope.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/19-kidney-stone.jpg[/img] I hope it isn't this big.
[QUOTE=Baileyboys;19265208]Did you piss a river of straight blood? I know I did, 3 days in a row after I passed two at once. Awkward as shit during school.[/QUOTE] Why would you go to school if you knew you had kidney stones and could expect excruciating pain at any moment?
I feel light headed now, I already have a bad left kidney from constricted urine. I'm scared. :(
[QUOTE=Howlthrug;19265507]I feel light headed now, I already have a bad left kidney from constricted urine. I'm scared. :([/QUOTE] Bad Kidneys increase the chance and size of Kidney Stones by about 60%-80%. Sorry bro.
[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2HAf4UcjzgI/R3nWTZQIOUI/AAAAAAAAAuA/S1r0mPCnX68/s400/kidney_stone.jpg[/img] I feel for you man :ohdear:
I thought kidney stones were created from drinking too much soda, am I correct?:raise:
[QUOTE=Zeke129;19265372]Why would you go to school if you knew you had kidney stones and could expect excruciating pain at any moment?[/QUOTE] I was to cool to skip miss school. But in all honesty wasn't really a big deal to me, I thought it was something else.
i heard that pain wise, it is the male equivalent to giving birth
Holy sweet fucking jesus you have fun with that. [editline]07:21PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Funion;19265732]I thought kidney stones were created from drinking too much soda, am I correct?:raise:[/QUOTE] No. Kidney stones are created by including too much fiber in your diet :biggrin:
what if a women passes a kidney stone while giving birth ULTIMATE PAIN
Shit this made me paranoid. Now Im beginning to notice pain in my lower abdomen......oh god, oh god.
Post some pictures.
[QUOTE=Beartato;19266478]Post some pictures.[/QUOTE] Do it.
Well, this is the 2nd time FP made me paranoid of this.
Well, I'm glad you got that over. I am now going to look up information on how to NEVER get a kidney stone.
Drink lots of water and you will be good.
Look at it this way, once you're done, it'll be the greatest feeling in the world.
[QUOTE=Borg184;19266930]Well, I'm glad you got that over. I am now going to look up information on how to NEVER get a kidney stone.[/QUOTE] Post it here when you find out.
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