I have a kidney stone.

[Drizzy]

Just drink shitloads of water to prevent kidney stones

[AlexDeviant]

[url]http://www.herringlab.com/photos/index.html[/url]
Oh dear oh god

[Drizzy]

[QUOTE=AlexDeviant;19267671][url]http://www.herringlab.com/photos/index.html[/url]
Oh dear oh god[/QUOTE]

What the fuuuuck. Those look pretty huge to come out of your pee hole

[Quibblecoatl]

[B]holy fuck[/B] I never want to drink soda again.

Please tell me these bloody things are rare.

oh god oh god get yourself some morphine i don't care how just get a shitload of morphine.

[Thugaim]

[QUOTE=AlexDeviant;19267671][url]http://www.herringlab.com/photos/index.html[/url]
Oh dear oh god[/QUOTE]

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[BackflipHatchet]

Dude that has to suck, I wish you luck.

Also follow the Dragonforce suggestion lol

[Wakka]

Go to the clinic and ask for some pain medicine. You'll definitely need it!

[Amez]

Don't they have some sort of thing that can break up or completely destroy the kidney stones. Or hell even surgery to remove them?

[Quibblecoatl]

[QUOTE=Amez;19268204]Don't they have some sort of thing that can break up or completely destroy the kidney stones. Or hell even surgery to remove them?[/QUOTE]

National Average for kidney stone surgery.

$17,400

[url]http://www.newchoicehealth.com/Directory/Procedure/136/Lithotripsy%20%28Kidney%20Stone%20Removal%20Surgery%29[/url]

Get some morphine...

Whatever it takes...

MORPHINE.

[B]MOOORRPHINE[/B]

[Carnage2323]

My dad got a Kidney Stone and it was the worst thing to watch, he kept throwing up constantly.

[plokoon9619]

My penis hurts from reading this thread.

[Insulator]

Good luck with that. Fuck that must hurt like a bitch to piss one of those things out. And women say we have it easy. It's like throwing a football through the eye of a needle.

[andersonmat]

The pain is like rolling on the ground gripping your cock while screaming for mommy.

[Insulator]

[QUOTE=andersonmat;19269453]The pain is like rolling on the ground gripping your cock while screaming for mommy.[/QUOTE]

This is the only time you will see a grown man over 20 cry for his mommy like a 5 year old.

[hl2poo]

[QUOTE=mbutler2;19256282]Hey at least it is not a Staghorn kidney stone.

[img]http://www.gravmag.com/kidney.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

How does that fucking come out without ripping a bigger hole in your penis hole?

Unless it did.

[Poor Irish Boy]

You should go get a

[media] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah7ApyeyneY[/url][/media]

[DesolateGrun]

[QUOTE=Carnage2323;19268592]My dad got a Kidney Stone and it was the worst thing to watch, he kept throwing up constantly.[/QUOTE]

You watched your dad's penis as he shot out a kidney stone?

Anyways, hows your dick, does it hurt? Is the urethra ripped open?

[Zeraux]

Yeah dude get some Dragonforce to listen to while pissing it out.

[DarkCybrid]

You people can't read. He already passed it.

Anyways, OP, i feel for you. I got 99 problems and a kidney stone ain't one.

[Amber902]

[img]http://www.herringlab.com/photos/19-Uad100.jpg[/img]

Good luck pissing those out. :frown:

Note to self, drink as much water as you can.

[editline]12:31AM[/editline]

OR you might piss out a fish

[img]http://www.herringlab.com/photos/2/53-Cyst95-P5.jpg[/img]

[varj]

Medical Marijuana.

[achickennugget]

Thank you, facepunch. My number one fear in life is now getting a kidney stone because I fucking drink a motherfucking lot of goddamn Dr. Pepper.

My top 3 fears are now:
1. Getting a kidney stone
2. Actually being conscious during surgery
3. Heart disease (runs in my family)

[AwesomeDino]

[QUOTE=plokoon9619;19268743]My penis hurts from reading this thread.[/QUOTE]

My nose hurts from the 150 liters of snot that's passed through it in 1 hour.

[editline]10:47AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=achickennugget;19346071]Thank you, facepunch. My number one fear in life is now getting a kidney stone because I fucking drink a motherfucking lot of goddamn Dr. Pepper.

My top 3 fears are now:
1. Getting a kidney stone
2. Actually being conscious during surgery
3. Heart disease (runs in my family)[/QUOTE]

Take it like a man. Heart disease is understandable but getting a kidney stone? Sure, it hurts like a bitch but afterwards you can say "I'm a real motherfucking man!".

For added manliness, cut your dick off while passing it. With a pair of rusty scissors.

[Parachinim]

I know some 11 year old kid who has broke the record for the most kidney stones at that age :byodood:
No fucking joke. In the next book it will list somebody by the name of Taylor as that winner.

[editline]09:51AM[/editline]

Expect to become a famous music star.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vgvie7xhRwA[/media]

[Chill]

Nothing to worry about...if you go to the doctor.

[jalit]

Drink lots of alcohol.

[lexus04]

Kidney stones are scary :gonk:

[BenduOlo]

My great grandfather, who was in the WWII Navy died with kidney stones in 1997, either that or somthing else with stones in it.

[Monkey Pie]

'Aye, kidney stones will be 'yer worst enemy on the seven seas.

'Aye lad, losing your eye or swabbleleg is nothing compared to kidney stones.

Well let's just say that passing a kidney stone makes putting a A4 paper between the slit in your dickhole and papercutting it (which makes your hole bigger) is like hugging a cute cat compared to passing a kidney stone.

[RedSponge]

But females dosent have a long way ...
So it cant hurt THAT much for em.