I have a kidney stone. - General

My mom have given birth three times as well. She said it never hurt at all, and she didn't use any medication, what she did say is that people are generally idiots when it comes to giving birth, making it more dramatic than it actually is. Oh and btw, none of me or my sisters were small babies.

[QUOTE=5assedmonkey;19349585]My mom have given birth three times as well. She said it never hurt at all, and she didn't use any medication, what she did say is that people are generally idiots when it comes to giving birth, making it more dramatic than it actually is. Oh and btw, none of me or my sisters were small babies.[/QUOTE] We all know your mom has a big vagina now :smug:

[QUOTE=Monkey pie;19348937]'Aye, kidney stones will be 'yer worst enemy on the seven seas. 'Aye lad, losing your eye or swabbleleg is nothing compared to kidney stones. Well let's just say that passing a kidney stone makes putting a A4 paper between the slit in your dickhole and papercutting it (which makes your hole bigger) is like hugging a cute cat compared to passing a kidney stone.[/QUOTE] :byodood:

Oh dear lord, I am never drinking soda again. Bringing water to school from now on also. (Cheap execs won't let water be free apart from water fountains.)

[QUOTE=Monkey pie;19348937]'Aye, kidney stones will be 'yer worst enemy on the seven seas. 'Aye lad, losing your eye or swabbleleg is nothing compared to kidney stones. Well let's just say that passing a kidney stone makes putting a A4 paper between the slit in your dickhole and papercutting it (which makes your hole bigger) is like hugging a cute cat compared to passing a kidney stone.[/QUOTE] I hate these penis hurting descriptions, they put bad images in my head. :geno:

Piss it out. It's gonna fucking hurt.

Here's what I want to know: How big was it? What was the shape? How long did the pain last? brb getting a cup of water, damn my dick hurts because of the thread

Whenever I read Kidney Stone(s) I always say it in an Indian voice like the doctor on the F.R.I.E.N.D.S episode.

I had a kidney stone a couple weeks ago. Pissing it out is actually the easiest part. It's when it's passing from the kidneys to the bladder that makes it hurt so bad you wanna smash your head into the tank of the toilet you're puking in. I wrote a song about my experiences. It's kinda too long, but whatever. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiVcDNz0f6c[/media]

I've had one of those before. Ouch.

I got a kidney stone at age 12 It hurt so bad that I wanted to kill myself. Oh and I didn't get it from to much junk food, I got it from calcium buildup! So i'm not fat.