• The Super Friendly Social and Love Advice Thread v3 - February
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[QUOTE=Aerkhan;36168315]Errr guys, I need help. Last friday, at a friends place, I met this girl. I'll skip the non-important parts. So we went to her place, as her parents were gone for the night, and we fornicated. Turns out I took her virginity and now she's obsessed with me. Threatened with suicide (normally I'd say "Do it!" but I feel kinda bad) and stalking me online. Keeps calling my friend for my number and address and I fear her dad also knows. What can I do to keep her offa my skin?[/QUOTE] Dude just give her virginity back [editline]2nd June 2012[/editline] Just give it back man, you're being selfish keeping it
well now you have to marry her
Don't you just love the crazies?
dont put your dick in crazy
Thanks for the advice, Mr.Breen Though, I can't still man up to say I like her in a casualistic way.
Goddamn, how many people gotta use that cat as an avatar It clearly represents Protocol, he oughta copyright its use or something
Hey Facepunch I need you, So this is not to do with love or relationships but anyway. I recently finished my last year in school and am on study leave. Before leaving i thought alright cool I'm finally out of this joint, which most people would think. However today it hit me that I will never go back and do the whole school thing and see all the people that I know. This has made me worry as I won't be socializing with people on a daily basis and I will not get to joke around with my friends as much now. In other words it has made feel very lonely as I spend most of my time sitting in doors on my computer apart from when I walk my dogs.It is a feeling that is horrible. I don't really know why I wrote this as a plea for advice or help or it was because you guys on here are generally really nice and helpful.
call someone find something to do go out somewhere
[QUOTE=MonsterCat;36169124]Thanks for the advice, Mr.Breen Though, I can't still man up to say I like her in a casualistic way.[/QUOTE] lol people are still thanking Mr.Breen for the op? It's all quoted from mine in the last thread [QUOTE=Scrimp;36169463]Hey Facepunch I need you, So this is not to do with love or relationships but anyway. I recently finished my last year in school and am on study leave. Before leaving i thought alright cool I'm finally out of this joint, which most people would think. However today it hit me that I will never go back and do the whole school thing and see all the people that I know. This has made me worry as I won't be socializing with people on a daily basis and I will not get to joke around with my friends as much now. In other words it has made feel very lonely as I spend most of my time sitting in doors on my computer apart from when I walk my dogs.It is a feeling that is horrible. I don't really know why I wrote this as a plea for advice or help or it was because you guys on here are generally really nice and helpful.[/QUOTE] that's a pretty normal way to feel, you kinda think everything's gonna be different, but it's fine, and it's gonna be alright. now you just need to be a little more proactive; call people up and see about going out and doing things. don't freak out, your life isn't over. especially if you're going to college, you're going to meet plenty of people. but it's always easy to meet people, you just have to go outside.
I actually felt the same way for the majority of my first year at uni - 'oh god I wasted my entire high school career what have I done blah blah blah quarter-life crisis'. Basically, don't dwell on it, because that leads to nothing. Call a friend and ask if they want to hang out. Get a job if possible, you'll meet some people there that could become good friends. If you're sitting indoors, you're doing it on purpose, and you could easily do something else, with actual people - remember that. Seriously, call a friend, right now. Like, now. Just have a chat. Seriously.
I told a girl she was immature so she started crying and proclaiming she wasn't, it's like hey take a step back and check it out
hardcore!
[QUOTE=Parakon;36169923]I told a girl she was immature so she started crying and proclaiming she wasn't, it's like hey take a step back and check it out[/QUOTE] nice one asshole
Cheers, you make me feel alot better. I love you all.
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;36169853]lol people are still thanking Mr.Breen for the op? It's all quoted from mine in the last thread that's a pretty normal way to feel, you kinda think everything's gonna be different, but it's fine, and it's gonna be alright. now you just need to be a little more proactive; call people up and see about going out and doing things. don't freak out, your life isn't over. especially if you're going to college, you're going to meet plenty of people. but it's always easy to meet people, you just have to go outside.[/QUOTE] Gosh forbid you don't get all the recognition you deserve! This is your [I]legacy,[/I] man. [editline]2nd June 2012[/editline] The wedding was fun, by the way! I didn't fall in love with Christopher Walken's daughter, but my friends and I still had a good ole' time.
So actually, the graduation went well! Sure, my ex spent the whole time yapping with the dude next to her, and it kind of annoyed me because she was literally the ONLY person talking, but it actually went well. I didn't mess up my speech at all, in fact basically everyone was coming up to me afterwards to tell me how good it was. All the jokes got laughs at all the right times, and I go plenty of applause afterwards. It IS a little funny, both my best friends and my family and some other random people were telling me that my ex's speech got like no response from the graduating class at all, just crickets (her speech was entirely about herself), so I was actually feeling pretty good about it. The other thing is, she did some pretty stupid shit during the ceremony and then left without saying a word to me, so while I'm a little bummed I didn't get a goodbye in person, it's not that bad. I'm kind of in the same place as Scrimp right now, realizing that I'm never going back, but at the same time I'm okay with that. It sucks, but I'll live.
My friends caught me masturbating to Care Bears: Adventures in Care-a-lot and I asked them if they wanted to watch with it me. They have't spoken to me since. [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Gimmick" - Autumn))[/highlight]
my friend told me he'd rather shoot his cat that had cancer in the head then pay to have it put down, later told his dad the same. His reasoning for this was "that's life" his dad was like uh no i'll pay for it dude. We sorta drifted apart after that experience. This is the same guy who wanted to drug rodents and give them weapons so they'd fight each other, i'm pretty sure he's a serial killer in the making.
[QUOTE=Autumn;36166618]are you serious? unless you live in new zealand, i remember seeing loads of people (pretty much all of maori descent) not wearing shoes. your facebook says america though. so you really don't wear shoes? don't you think that's a little bizarre?[/QUOTE] Oh yea, by no means to I claim to be normal. To make it even stranger for people, I live in the North West; Washington, U.S.A. It's often raining, like, three months of sun and nine months of rain and a week of snow. It works for me because a while ago in summer I had built up calluses on my feet. The main reason people are confused is because they think it is cold, but for me, forty-five to fifty degrees Fahrenheit is not very cold. Only snow made it hard. Yea, I could use more concern for glass, but so far I've not stepped on any, and I can handle terrains that I have been on. Mako, shoes are artificial. At least, the way I see it. My feet are more comfortable without shoes. I do run the risk of cuts here and there, but hell, they're just cuts here and there. I have been a lot happier without shoes, and it's not that I never wear shoes, if I go somewhere that requires it, or somewhere that I know is a lot of glass or nails, I'll put them on. But enough, this conversation is not that important.
Went so hard on the dance floor girls actually said hi to me today. Good day is best day.
[QUOTE=Zambies!;36175903]Went so hard on the dance floor girls actually said hi to me today. Good day is best day.[/QUOTE] Was it a "hi, that was some sick dancing" or "hi, you look like a seizure on stilts"
[QUOTE=Phsykotik;36175584]Oh yea, by no means to I claim to be normal. To make it even stranger for people, I live in the North West; Washington, U.S.A. It's often raining, like, three months of sun and nine months of rain and a week of snow. It works for me because a while ago in summer I had built up calluses on my feet. The main reason people are confused is because they think it is cold, but for me, forty-five to fifty degrees Fahrenheit is not very cold. Only snow made it hard. Yea, I could use more concern for glass, but so far I've not stepped on any, and I can handle terrains that I have been on. Mako, shoes are artificial. At least, the way I see it. My feet are more comfortable without shoes. I do run the risk of cuts here and there, but hell, they're just cuts here and there. I have been a lot happier without shoes, and it's not that I never wear shoes, if I go somewhere that requires it, or somewhere that I know is a lot of glass or nails, I'll put them on. But enough, this conversation is not that important.[/QUOTE] All clothes are artificial, but that's no reason to become a nudist But if it works for you then cool, whatever
[QUOTE=Disseminate;36176016]Was it a "hi, that was some sick dancing" or "hi, you look like a seizure on stilts"[/QUOTE] The first. Thankfully.
[QUOTE=MakoSkyDub;36177388]All clothes are artificial, but that's no reason to become a nudist But if it works for you then cool, whatever[/QUOTE] Shit, nudism is the bomb. Main reason I'm bummed about having to get roommates is that I won't be able to make my breakfast in the buff anymore! It's very liberating, nudity! It's not a very bacon-friendly lifestyle, though.
honestly not wearing shoes would be kind of cool if you had some hippie rasta thing going for you but i seriously doubt that and i think there's some jean short and neckbeard action going on
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;36179000]honestly not wearing shoes would be kind of cool if you had some hippie rasta thing going for you but i seriously doubt that and i think there's some jean short and neckbeard action going on[/QUOTE] That was how the guy I told about last page looked like. ________________________________________________ [QUOTE] Last night, party night. First during the day I went to my friends graduation party, I tought that it was going to be like any boring family event, but there were 15 bottles of Champagné so I got myself drunk. Then it wasn't too boring. Later on in the evening we went to the big city with our group (me, my two best friends, best friends girlfriend and a guy I'll referr to as "dungoof'd") and we were supposed to meet the gf's friends at a hostel (we'll go with edugirl and modelgirl). So we finally meet up all is well, the night is young and dungoofed is ogling at modelgirl (understandably). We have some good drinks and laughs at the hostel and our party gets another member; modelgirls cousin. At nightfall we leave towards the club and there is some turmoil going on between my best friend and his gf. They lag behind and my other best friend and modelgirl stay behind to check things. Dungoofed asks if I got the "hots" for any of the girls and I let him guess the obvious, as me and modelgirl have known for a while already, he also thinks that the other guy who stayed behind has the hots for her. The line to the club is rather long but it doesn't feel to long in the company of two girls and dungoofed, the reason I've called him this is because he took no ID with himself and we tried to salvage it by edugirls borrowing her graduation cap to him, but it didn't work. After I've got in I make my way out to see where the rest are and they arrive soon enough. So I head in and head for the smoking cabinet, what dungoof'd said about the other guy set me thinking about if I really should just set my scope for someone in the club and soon enough I allready have made some succesfull eye-flirting with some girl in the smoke-cabinet. But soon enough I'm occupied in modelgirls company. We talk, something seems to bother her and I ask if it was about the couple of our friends who left when they had their misagreement. She asked if I could keep a secret and I said yes and she told me that there was some other misagreement where edugirl said something that offended her. We talked about it and she thanked me for listening because it made her feel a lot better. Later our we part in the club as one goes to get a drink and the other goes to the toilet. A while later I meet up with her and she is talking with some hockeyplayer. She waves at me to join in the conversation and I have to admit that he was a quite allright ol' chap. But he didn't catch her name in all the noise of the club and she decides to tease him with it, dragging me along in the game. He did hear that it started with an A, but the rest was a mystery to him as he tried to guess what her name was. I asked her if I could give him a small clue and she agrees, so I give him a hard clue that she thinks is just brilliant. Oh he tries and tries, but with no avail. She heads to the WC and asks me to escort her over there and hold her purse while she's at it. The hockeyplayer then comes along and begs me to tell him her name, but I reply with: "Nope. Besides, doesn't the fun lie in the challenge". And he wades back to the table. She give him a couple of more tries but it seems like he can't just figure her name out. So she asks me to give the final verdict to which I reply with: "This is what I think" and hug her. Then she says to the hockeyplayer: It's over for you I'm afraid. And then we leave. So later again she gives me some cash and asks me to bring her a drink. I decide to be mentlegen and do it. While I'm at there, I see that she is in the company of yet another guy and I'm thinking to myself "if this goes on I will tell her that if she is going to keep on using me as a third wheel, that I'll be glad to leave her at it". Once I come back to her with our drinks this guys facial reaction says it: "What the fuck?! I'm out." He leaves but we follow him to his friends and there is yet another guy who tries to aquaint himself with her, but his mannerism could use adjustment. So we leave the group of people rather soon. Then she says that she is going to dance, but I'm in the middle of my drink so I can't join and she literally dissapears in the mist of the dancefloor. Then I see my other friend and edugirl are getting along really well, dancing and holding hands. Comes to me as no suprise as I knew that edugirl had an interest in him long before. But then I manage to lose them too. And I'm trying to find them. After almost 1 hour of searching I finally bump into my best friend and edugirl. We also find modelgirls cousin but no sigh of modelgirl herself. I give the club another search of no avail and then we decide to go back to the hostel. And there she is, allthough her cousin has dissapeared and I inform her about that her cousing went to meet up with her boyfriend. So then we have modelgirl on the phone for a long while. Then the hugs start coming with all the: I'm so happy to have friends like you, especially like you and that she had a great time with. In which I reply that I had a great time, but I felt like she was trying to use me as a third wheel. I get apologized for it and then she asks me to help her undress. She changes her clothes and we go find her cousing. And so outside they are, this guy is great, I ask him for a sip of his coke as my mouth is really dry and thank him for it with a cig and a light. Guy says: What a spectacular gentleman you are. We go back in and out again checking for if we got all that we should have. I have some private time with modelgirl, she talks about how happy she is that her friend brought us together because I'm a really good friend, then she tells me about that she's coming over next week so we should meet up. Then she goes back up to visit the toilet before we leave and I'm left in the lobby with my best friend. We share synopsises about our night and are both happy. Modelgirl arrives and we head towards the place where she was supposed to meet her friend and where me and my buddy are going to get a cab. So there we meet with the guy she was to meet and me and my buddy then have long time waiting for the cab. I get home and crash in my bed but am unable to sleep for long. [/QUOTE] Sorry for the wall of text. But I've got a hangover and nothing better to do. And what direction should I take with modelgirl if I were to take any?
[quote]"I'm so happy to have friends like you"[/quote] [quote]because I'm a really good friend[/quote] You're 'zoned
That's what I thought. [editline]3rd June 2012[/editline] When I meet her next week is when I will make the conclusion. I'll see how well she would take some flirt when she would be sober. And if it then seems like a no go. Then I'll let it go. I'm not being emotionally invested, so rejection won't bother me.
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;36179000]honestly not wearing shoes would be kind of cool if you had some hippie rasta thing going for you but i seriously doubt that and i think there's some jean short and neckbeard action going on[/QUOTE] [t]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/14407408/302664_10150509484054768_770489767_11468538_1815248909_n.jpg[/t] I'm on the left, the other two are my older brothers.
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