The Super Friendly Social and Love Advice Thread v3 - February
10,002 replies, posted
[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;36847716]um a lot of men do this too so i'm not sure what point you're making
translation: here is a cliche i know about women. watch me pretend it is good advice[/QUOTE]
I'll just chalk another up to my 'offended today' list. :eng101:
epic lollers mate nice trollin
I can't wait for monday either :D
[QUOTE=redBadger;36848538]I can't wait for monday either :D[/QUOTE]
I can't wait to get back in school and see the one I love. I know it'll never happen, but still, she makes me happy.
[QUOTE=Shane Alvarado;36848570]I can't wait to get back in school and see the one I love. I know it'll never happen, but still, she makes me happy.[/QUOTE]
Aka my problem. However im taking a shot in the dark and going for it on monday
[QUOTE=areolop;36848621]Aka my problem. However im taking a shot in the dark and going for it on monday[/QUOTE]
Go for it! We are here to support you however things go, so good luck!
Going out to see the Dark Knight Rises tomorrow with my ex as a platonic hangout. We haven't seen each other since graduation, so I'm hoping this isn't going to be really icy. The awkwardness is kind of a given, but even with how we've mostly made up, I'm still a tad on the nervous side.
God dammit I suck at talking to girls. Met a cute chick at my cousin's birthday party, and when she asked me a question my brain went all "lol fuck you" and I ended up saying something weird and completely stupid. She laughed awkwardly, and we didn't talk much after that :suicide:
1) Learn from it
2) Don't do it again
3) Rock and roll :rock:
Now you have a learning experience, keep going
[QUOTE=areolop;36848621]Aka my problem. However im taking a shot in the dark and going for it on monday[/QUOTE]
Can I come?
[QUOTE=Glitch360;36849263]God dammit I suck at talking to girls. Met a cute chick at my cousin's birthday party, and when she asked me a question my brain went all "lol fuck you" and I ended up saying something weird and completely stupid. She laughed awkwardly, and we didn't talk much after that :suicide:[/QUOTE]
Just ask girls questions, let them do the talking.
yes girls love interrogations
where are the drugs
[editline]20th July 2012[/editline]
swear to me
[QUOTE=Rusty100;36851940]where are the drugs
[editline]20th July 2012[/editline]
swear to me[/QUOTE]
Workin on it.
[QUOTE=Glitch360;36849263]God dammit I suck at talking to girls. Met a cute chick at my cousin's birthday party, and when she asked me a question my brain went all "lol fuck you" and I ended up saying something weird and completely stupid. She laughed awkwardly, and we didn't talk much after that :suicide:[/QUOTE]
Yeah this is everyone who's like 14-16, I used to do it all the time. Someone would ask me a question and I'd be like "OH MY GOD if I answer this question right she might think I'm awesome and want to [i]sleep with me[/i]" when you realise that isn't case pretty quickly, it's not a problem.
[QUOTE=Rusty100;36851940]where are the drugs
[editline]20th July 2012[/editline]
swear to me[/QUOTE]
BEEF JERKY!
[QUOTE=RopaDope;36851502]Just ask girls questions, let them do the talking.[/QUOTE]
You got that information all wrong.
It's important to talk, as long as you don't keep talking about yourself all the time. It's important to have subject but it is also important to listen, so there should be a ballance between those two. Oh, and AVOID interrupting and talking over her speech. That is rude. If it happens you should say something like "oh, I'm sorry, please continue". There's no magic really. Just being nice and being yourself sharing your tastes and talking about the good things in life work for most conversations.
When you're talking you should show some interest in the other person's point of view, like "what about you?", "what do you think?".
Asking questions just for the sake of it is awkward.
Of course there's no problem asking "where, do you study", "what do you do", but that implies that you also share things about yourself.
Questions should flow naturally from both you and your date, instead of you just sitting back popping the questions and see her looking at the clock.
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Glitch360, it's ok, it happens.
You should try talking to more girls.
Don't you have some girl friends to who you feel more comfortable talking? If so, "use them" to train your speech so you'll feel more comfortable.
If your problem is the lack of topic and the embarrassment around girls you should do a small plan of conversation topics in your head in case you wind up in that awkward silence.
There are really simple and good topics of conversation that you can talk about. There's no need to talk about something far fetched.
For first impressions you could start for making her talk, like asking her what does she do and what does she think about it. If you listen to what she says there is probably something in her speech that will fuel the conversation giving you something to formulate your response.
For example:
You - So, what do you do for a living?
b - Oh, I study/work at X, I think it's....
If she just stick to the "I do X at Y" you can ask her, "do you like it there? what do you think of it?"
If not. If she develops the conversation by herself then props to you!
"I think it's blablabla"
you can then put some personal imput like "yeah, I feel the same way when I'm in that situation... (and so on).
There's not really an exact science for I can't give you more than examples of conversations.
There will also be silent moments during dates. Don't feel awkward about it. Silence is also ok, don't be nervous, she'll notice and it will build up into an awkward silence.
Try again. Next time you get the chance of talking to this girl, be cool, no need to me nervous, she won't bite, if you have a good conversation, ask her for coffee or something casual or something, or ask her number.
If you don't get the chance to see her again, there will be much more opportunities.
Also, a good girl to be with is a girl that can have a nice conversation and put you at ease.
Either work. Good luck, man.
[QUOTE=JenkinsJ;36852972]Yeah this is everyone who's like 14-16, I used to do it all the time. Someone would ask me a question and I'd be like "OH MY GOD if I answer this question right she might think I'm awesome and want to [i]sleep with me[/i]" when you realise that isn't case pretty quickly, it's not a problem.[/QUOTE]Nah, I wasn't thinking anything like that, it's just that my brain pretty much turned itself off right after she asked the question
[editline]20th July 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;36853039]You got that information all wrong.
It's important to talk, as long as you don't keep talking about yourself all the time. It's important to have subject but it is also important to listen, so there should be a ballance between those two. Oh, and AVOID interrupting and talking over her speech. That is rude. If it happens you should say something like "oh, I'm sorry, please continue". There's no magic really. Just being nice and being yourself sharing your tastes and talking about the good things in life work for most conversations.
When you're talking you should show some interest in the other person's point of view, like "what about you?", "what do you think?".
Asking questions just for the sake of it is awkward.
Of course there's no problem asking "where, do you study", "what do you do", but that implies that you also share things about yourself.
Questions should flow naturally from both you and your date, instead of you just sitting back popping the questions and see her looking at the clock.
____,,_____
Glitch360, it's ok, it happens.
You should try talking to more girls.
Don't you have some girl friends to who you feel more comfortable talking? If so, "use them" to train your speech so you'll feel more comfortable.
If your problem is the lack of topic and the embarrassment around girls you should do a small plan of conversation topics in your head in case you wind up in that awkward silence.
There are really simple and good topics of conversation that you can talk about. There's no need to talk about something far fetched.
For first impressions you could start for making her talk, like asking her what does she do and what does she think about it. If you listen to what she says there is probably something in her speech that will fuel the conversation giving you something to formulate your response.
For example:
You - So, what do you do for a living?
b - Oh, I study/work at X, I think it's....
If she just stick to the "I do X at Y" you can ask her, "do you like it there? what do you think of it?"
If not. If she develops the conversation by herself then props to you!
"I think it's blablabla"
you can then put some personal imput like "yeah, I feel the same way when I'm in that situation... (and so on).
There's not really an exact science for I can't give you more than examples of conversations.
There will also be silent moments during dates. Don't feel awkward about it. Silence is also ok, don't be nervous, she'll notice and it will build up into an awkward silence.
Try again. Next time you get the chance of talking to this girl, be cool, no need to me nervous, she won't bite, if you have a good conversation, ask her for coffee or something casual or something, or ask her number.
If you don't get the chance to see her again, there will be much more opportunities.
Also, a good girl to be with is a girl that can have a nice conversation and put you at ease.
Either work. Good luck, man.[/QUOTE]Thanks man, that's pretty helpful
Go back a week ago and I mentioned this mystery co-worker of mine by whom I had an eye; a pretty, petite girl. I was angry at myself that I didn't get her name or talk to her at all, and I was excited for this next week to come so I can see her again on Monday.
So I realized that it wasn't Monday I should be excited for, but Tuesday, which would be the next time I see this mystery girl at my new job. However, I was struck with the upsetting news today that the position I work in doesn't have to go to the mandatory Tuesday meeting, and now I'm real upset because that was when I would try and get her name and get to know a little bit about her.
My only opportunity would be to hope she gets the same shift as me later that Tuesday and hope I get some spare time, or that I see her at the Monday Dedication Dinner. I also really hope I get my schedule this weekend, could help me identify this girl. Damn, I hate being patient.
[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;36853039]You got that information all wrong.
It's important to talk, as long as you don't keep talking about yourself all the time. It's important to have subject but it is also important to listen, so there should be a ballance between those two. Oh, and AVOID interrupting and talking over her speech. That is rude. If it happens you should say something like "oh, I'm sorry, please continue". There's no magic really. Just being nice and being yourself sharing your tastes and talking about the good things in life work for most conversations.
When you're talking you should show some interest in the other person's point of view, like "what about you?", "what do you think?".
Asking questions just for the sake of it is awkward.
Of course there's no problem asking "where, do you study", "what do you do", but that implies that you also share things about yourself.
Questions should flow naturally from both you and your date, instead of you just sitting back popping the questions and see her looking at the clock.
____,,_____
Glitch360, it's ok, it happens.
You should try talking to more girls.
Don't you have some girl friends to who you feel more comfortable talking? If so, "use them" to train your speech so you'll feel more comfortable.
If your problem is the lack of topic and the embarrassment around girls you should do a small plan of conversation topics in your head in case you wind up in that awkward silence.
There are really simple and good topics of conversation that you can talk about. There's no need to talk about something far fetched.
For first impressions you could start for making her talk, like asking her what does she do and what does she think about it. If you listen to what she says there is probably something in her speech that will fuel the conversation giving you something to formulate your response.
For example:
You - So, what do you do for a living?
b - Oh, I study/work at X, I think it's....
If she just stick to the "I do X at Y" you can ask her, "do you like it there? what do you think of it?"
If not. If she develops the conversation by herself then props to you!
"I think it's blablabla"
you can then put some personal imput like "yeah, I feel the same way when I'm in that situation... (and so on).
There's not really an exact science for I can't give you more than examples of conversations.
There will also be silent moments during dates. Don't feel awkward about it. Silence is also ok, don't be nervous, she'll notice and it will build up into an awkward silence.
Try again. Next time you get the chance of talking to this girl, be cool, no need to me nervous, she won't bite, if you have a good conversation, ask her for coffee or something casual or something, or ask her number.
If you don't get the chance to see her again, there will be much more opportunities.
Also, a good girl to be with is a girl that can have a nice conversation and put you at ease.
Either work. Good luck, man.[/QUOTE]
thats what i mean't, just to lazy to elaborate thank you.
Never read a post of this thread before besides the OP, not sure if this is the best place to post this, and I don't even give a fuck if anyone reads this either, I'm just in one of those moods
Fuck everything, fuck the sky and the birds and the planes everything is shit on this planet why is everything so fucking shit its all fucking shit, i cannot look around without seeing fucking shit everywhere just pure plain stupid ass shit, fucking Facebook and Twitter and fucking Gmail, DayZ is shit too the servers are fucking horrible and dont work and my internet connection is dick
i have tonnes of food downstairs and im hungyr but nothing there is appetizing to me right now because its all fuck, shit shit shit shit pretzels, fuck those shitty drawers and fuck whats in them, some african kid would lob off his cock for some god damn chicken nuggets but im too fucking picky to eat some god damn Bear Paws, because fuck the steak i had for supper and fuck my cell phone too, its shit charging like a little bitch being slow no memory 8 apps fuck my phone
tv in my room but everything is shit on it, shows are shit the hosts are shit they are fucking shit shit shit everyone is a dick and fuck you gatorade get the fuck in the garbage stop being on my fucking desk
friends are all pissed off for no god damn reason at everyone else thats not them im trying to get a bunch of people to hang out and go do something but fuck texting = nope no answer no matter who texts oh wait just got a text now brb oh wait nevermind just some fucking useless shit fuck that anyways so much for interacting with another human
trying to go to the gym but nope friends are all fuck (see above) and the ones who said they would are too god damn lazy to do so and cant go by myself i have no idea what the fuck im doing anyhting fitness related is shit i dont know what the fucking a god damn fucking form for a shit tits deadlift is fuck off
$21 trillion in offshore tax evasion because the wealth trickles down right im a fucking capitalist libertarian bitch and fucking fucks like that fuck everything up because HRURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FUCKING MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY fuck you fuck autistic fuck cocks your balls are shriveled like a fucking goat
my room is either too fuckign hot or too fucking cold and i cant fucking compromise because the heating system in this is a fucking shit, it sucks donkeys off on a daily basis and i went to sleep at fucking 5:00am last night because of it
work all week sitting down counting fucking ATV parts and doing inventory on them 30 hours a god damn week, lunch break consists of fucking KFC and other generic shit and is shit and i just want to go the fuck asleep when i get home but oh wait eveything is still fuckign shit
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK EVERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
What an angry young man.
[QUOTE=Zerohe;36888506]Never read a post of this thread before besides the OP, not sure if this is the best place to post this, and I don't even give a fuck if anyone reads this either, I'm just in one of those moods
Fuck everything, fuck the sky and the birds and the planes everything is shit on this planet why is everything so fucking shit its all fucking shit, i cannot look around without seeing fucking shit everywhere just pure plain stupid ass shit, fucking Facebook and Twitter and fucking Gmail, DayZ is shit too the servers are fucking horrible and dont work and my internet connection is dick
i have tonnes of food downstairs and im hungyr but nothing there is appetizing to me right now because its all fuck, shit shit shit shit pretzels, fuck those shitty drawers and fuck whats in them, some african kid would lob off his cock for some god damn chicken nuggets but im too fucking picky to eat some god damn Bear Paws, because fuck the steak i had for supper and fuck my cell phone too, its shit charging like a little bitch being slow no memory 8 apps fuck my phone
tv in my room but everything is shit on it, shows are shit the hosts are shit they are fucking shit shit shit everyone is a dick and fuck you gatorade get the fuck in the garbage stop being on my fucking desk
friends are all pissed off for no god damn reason at everyone else thats not them im trying to get a bunch of people to hang out and go do something but fuck texting = nope no answer no matter who texts oh wait just got a text now brb oh wait nevermind just some fucking useless shit fuck that anyways so much for interacting with another human
trying to go to the gym but nope friends are all fuck (see above) and the ones who said they would are too god damn lazy to do so and cant go by myself i have no idea what the fuck im doing anyhting fitness related is shit i dont know what the fucking a god damn fucking form for a shit tits deadlift is fuck off
$21 trillion in offshore tax evasion because the wealth trickles down right im a fucking capitalist libertarian bitch and fucking fucks like that fuck everything up because HRURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FUCKING MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY fuck you fuck autistic fuck cocks your balls are shriveled like a fucking goat
my room is either too fuckign hot or too fucking cold and i cant fucking compromise because the heating system in this is a fucking shit, it sucks donkeys off on a daily basis and i went to sleep at fucking 5:00am last night because of it
work all week sitting down counting fucking ATV parts and doing inventory on them 30 hours a god damn week, lunch break consists of fucking KFC and other generic shit and is shit and i just want to go the fuck asleep when i get home but oh wait eveything is still fuckign shit
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK EVERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG[/QUOTE]
That was actually pretty refreshing to read.
very poetic
[QUOTE=Zerohe;36888506]Never read a post of this thread before besides the OP, not sure if this is the best place to post this, and I don't even give a fuck if anyone reads this either, I'm just in one of those moods
Fuck everything, fuck the sky and the birds and the planes everything is shit on this planet why is everything so fucking shit its all fucking shit, i cannot look around without seeing fucking shit everywhere just pure plain stupid ass shit, fucking Facebook and Twitter and fucking Gmail, DayZ is shit too the servers are fucking horrible and dont work and my internet connection is dick
i have tonnes of food downstairs and im hungyr but nothing there is appetizing to me right now because its all fuck, shit shit shit shit pretzels, fuck those shitty drawers and fuck whats in them, some african kid would lob off his cock for some god damn chicken nuggets but im too fucking picky to eat some god damn Bear Paws, because fuck the steak i had for supper and fuck my cell phone too, its shit charging like a little bitch being slow no memory 8 apps fuck my phone
tv in my room but everything is shit on it, shows are shit the hosts are shit they are fucking shit shit shit everyone is a dick and fuck you gatorade get the fuck in the garbage stop being on my fucking desk
friends are all pissed off for no god damn reason at everyone else thats not them im trying to get a bunch of people to hang out and go do something but fuck texting = nope no answer no matter who texts oh wait just got a text now brb oh wait nevermind just some fucking useless shit fuck that anyways so much for interacting with another human
trying to go to the gym but nope friends are all fuck (see above) and the ones who said they would are too god damn lazy to do so and cant go by myself i have no idea what the fuck im doing anyhting fitness related is shit i dont know what the fucking a god damn fucking form for a shit tits deadlift is fuck off
$21 trillion in offshore tax evasion because the wealth trickles down right im a fucking capitalist libertarian bitch and fucking fucks like that fuck everything up because HRURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FUCKING MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY fuck you fuck autistic fuck cocks your balls are shriveled like a fucking goat
my room is either too fuckign hot or too fucking cold and i cant fucking compromise because the heating system in this is a fucking shit, it sucks donkeys off on a daily basis and i went to sleep at fucking 5:00am last night because of it
work all week sitting down counting fucking ATV parts and doing inventory on them 30 hours a god damn week, lunch break consists of fucking KFC and other generic shit and is shit and i just want to go the fuck asleep when i get home but oh wait eveything is still fuckign shit
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK EVERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG[/QUOTE]
Good, let the hate flow through you.
I can feel your anger. It give you focus... makes you stronger.
[IMG]http://chan.catiewayne.com/c/src/134016221789.jpg[/IMG]
I am actually stoked for tomorrow. I hope everything falls through, haha
[QUOTE=Zerohe;36888506]Never read a post of this thread before besides the OP, not sure if this is the best place to post this, and I don't even give a fuck if anyone reads this either, I'm just in one of those moods
Fuck everything, fuck the sky and the birds and the planes everything is shit on this planet why is everything so fucking shit its all fucking shit, i cannot look around without seeing fucking shit everywhere just pure plain stupid ass shit, fucking Facebook and Twitter and fucking Gmail, DayZ is shit too the servers are fucking horrible and dont work and my internet connection is dick
i have tonnes of food downstairs and im hungyr but nothing there is appetizing to me right now because its all fuck, shit shit shit shit pretzels, fuck those shitty drawers and fuck whats in them, some african kid would lob off his cock for some god damn chicken nuggets but im too fucking picky to eat some god damn Bear Paws, because fuck the steak i had for supper and fuck my cell phone too, its shit charging like a little bitch being slow no memory 8 apps fuck my phone
tv in my room but everything is shit on it, shows are shit the hosts are shit they are fucking shit shit shit everyone is a dick and fuck you gatorade get the fuck in the garbage stop being on my fucking desk
friends are all pissed off for no god damn reason at everyone else thats not them im trying to get a bunch of people to hang out and go do something but fuck texting = nope no answer no matter who texts oh wait just got a text now brb oh wait nevermind just some fucking useless shit fuck that anyways so much for interacting with another human
trying to go to the gym but nope friends are all fuck (see above) and the ones who said they would are too god damn lazy to do so and cant go by myself i have no idea what the fuck im doing anyhting fitness related is shit i dont know what the fucking a god damn fucking form for a shit tits deadlift is fuck off
$21 trillion in offshore tax evasion because the wealth trickles down right im a fucking capitalist libertarian bitch and fucking fucks like that fuck everything up because HRURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FUCKING MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY fuck you fuck autistic fuck cocks your balls are shriveled like a fucking goat
my room is either too fuckign hot or too fucking cold and i cant fucking compromise because the heating system in this is a fucking shit, it sucks donkeys off on a daily basis and i went to sleep at fucking 5:00am last night because of it
work all week sitting down counting fucking ATV parts and doing inventory on them 30 hours a god damn week, lunch break consists of fucking KFC and other generic shit and is shit and i just want to go the fuck asleep when i get home but oh wait eveything is still fuckign shit
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK EVERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG[/QUOTE]
Yesss. THIS is what will bring love to your life!
[QUOTE=Zerohe;36888506]Never read a post of this thread before besides the OP, not sure if this is the best place to post this, and I don't even give a fuck if anyone reads this either, I'm just in one of those moods
Fuck everything, fuck the sky and the birds and the planes everything is shit on this planet why is everything so fucking shit its all fucking shit, i cannot look around without seeing fucking shit everywhere just pure plain stupid ass shit, fucking Facebook and Twitter and fucking Gmail, DayZ is shit too the servers are fucking horrible and dont work and my internet connection is dick
i have tonnes of food downstairs and im hungyr but nothing there is appetizing to me right now because its all fuck, shit shit shit shit pretzels, fuck those shitty drawers and fuck whats in them, some african kid would lob off his cock for some god damn chicken nuggets but im too fucking picky to eat some god damn Bear Paws, because fuck the steak i had for supper and fuck my cell phone too, its shit charging like a little bitch being slow no memory 8 apps fuck my phone
tv in my room but everything is shit on it, shows are shit the hosts are shit they are fucking shit shit shit everyone is a dick and fuck you gatorade get the fuck in the garbage stop being on my fucking desk
friends are all pissed off for no god damn reason at everyone else thats not them im trying to get a bunch of people to hang out and go do something but fuck texting = nope no answer no matter who texts oh wait just got a text now brb oh wait nevermind just some fucking useless shit fuck that anyways so much for interacting with another human
trying to go to the gym but nope friends are all fuck (see above) and the ones who said they would are too god damn lazy to do so and cant go by myself i have no idea what the fuck im doing anyhting fitness related is shit i dont know what the fucking a god damn fucking form for a shit tits deadlift is fuck off
$21 trillion in offshore tax evasion because the wealth trickles down right im a fucking capitalist libertarian bitch and fucking fucks like that fuck everything up because HRURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FUCKING MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY fuck you fuck autistic fuck cocks your balls are shriveled like a fucking goat
my room is either too fuckign hot or too fucking cold and i cant fucking compromise because the heating system in this is a fucking shit, it sucks donkeys off on a daily basis and i went to sleep at fucking 5:00am last night because of it
work all week sitting down counting fucking ATV parts and doing inventory on them 30 hours a god damn week, lunch break consists of fucking KFC and other generic shit and is shit and i just want to go the fuck asleep when i get home but oh wait eveything is still fuckign shit
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