• The Super Friendly Social and Love Advice Thread v3 - February
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now backstory a bit ive gotten a reputation for being "that sweater guy" because i wear a lot of wack-ass sweaters and am generally one fresh motherfucker regardless of wack sweater status theres some girl that i keep seeing around my dorm building that every time i run into her it's very obvious that she's paying attention to me exclusively. she really doesn't have anything interesting about her, nor is she good looking, and she just gives off a vibe of awkward innocent virgin girl and she's also an RA i think so thats all pretty much a full house of yellow flags and Shit I Dont Wanna Deal W/ so i walk by this girl at a meeting in the lobby and she is wearing one of the sw8est sweaters i have ever laid eyes on. some goddamn bill cosby shit, that sweater is sick nasty awesome. except ive never seen this girl wearing anything but boring and generic clothes and tons of missouri state clothes. so im gonna go ahead and say that it's imitation and i know that imitation is the highest form of flattery but christ on a boat [editline]9th October 2012[/editline] CHRIST ON A BOAT
i seriously doubt a girl went out and bought a sweater because of you
bang her??
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;37966548]i seriously doubt a girl went out and bought a sweater because of you[/QUOTE] no maybe she had it already not borrowed it, sweaters ain't rare yo but going from a bland dresser to a balls to the wall sweater wearer does not happen overnight
are you on E
cheesmonkey is just so COOL that all the girlies want to emulate him!! but he doesn't even like them they aren't on his level!
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;37966708]cheesmonkey is just so COOL that all the girlies want to emulate him!! but he doesn't even like them they aren't on his level![/QUOTE] yes my thoughts exactly thank u jo
end her suffering and let her gob ur knob
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;37966410]now backstory a bit ive gotten a reputation for being "that sweater guy" because i wear a lot of wack-ass sweaters and am generally one fresh motherfucker regardless of wack sweater status theres some girl that i keep seeing around my dorm building that every time i run into her it's very obvious that she's paying attention to me exclusively. she really doesn't have anything interesting about her, nor is she good looking, and she just gives off a vibe of awkward innocent virgin girl and she's also an RA i think so thats all pretty much a full house of yellow flags and Shit I Dont Wanna Deal W/ so i walk by this girl at a meeting in the lobby and she is wearing one of the sw8est sweaters i have ever laid eyes on. some goddamn bill cosby shit, that sweater is sick nasty awesome. except ive never seen this girl wearing anything but boring and generic clothes and tons of missouri state clothes. so im gonna go ahead and say that it's imitation and i know that imitation is the highest form of flattery but christ on a boat [editline]9th October 2012[/editline] CHRIST ON A BOAT[/QUOTE] Sounds like a bit much to assume over a sweater.
[QUOTE=Megafan;37968134]Sounds like a bit much to assume over a sweater.[/QUOTE] Definately too much to assume over a sweater. But if he knows how to play his cards right he should have a good conversation opener at hand.
bla bla conversation opener bla bla bla she bought a sweater.... was this something you wanted to share, or did you want a confirmation about her supposed affection towards you in the form of a sweater? Either way, if you fancy her then go for it. Use the opener, don't use an opener, just do something
[QUOTE=Sunday_Roast;37968607]Definately too much to assume over a sweater. But if he knows how to play his cards right he should have a good conversation opener at hand.[/QUOTE] Also, it seems I'm out of the loop, but what does RA stand for?
resident adviser or assistant or whatever they basically are in charge of a specific residential area. [editline]9th October 2012[/editline] basically Ralph from lord of the flies
[QUOTE=thisispain;37968642]resident adviser or assistant or whatever they basically are in charge of a specific residential area. [editline]9th October 2012[/editline] basically Ralph from lord of the flies[/QUOTE] Well that's cleared up, but why would it be a bad sign? Too domineering or something if they're managing residents?
[QUOTE=Megafan;37968649]Well that's cleared up, but why would it be a bad sign? Too domineering or something if they're managing residents?[/QUOTE] maybe sweatermonkey goes to a big college and the RA has a lot of responsibilities and duties.
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;37966410]now backstory a bit ive gotten a reputation for being "that sweater guy" because i wear a lot of wack-ass sweaters and am generally one fresh motherfucker regardless of wack sweater status theres some girl that i keep seeing around my dorm building that every time i run into her it's very obvious that she's paying attention to me exclusively. she really doesn't have anything interesting about her, nor is she good looking, and she just gives off a vibe of awkward innocent virgin girl and she's also an RA i think so thats all pretty much a full house of yellow flags and Shit I Dont Wanna Deal W/ so i walk by this girl at a meeting in the lobby and she is wearing one of the sw8est sweaters i have ever laid eyes on. some goddamn bill cosby shit, that sweater is sick nasty awesome. except ive never seen this girl wearing anything but boring and generic clothes and tons of missouri state clothes. so im gonna go ahead and say that it's imitation and i know that imitation is the highest form of flattery but christ on a boat [editline]9th October 2012[/editline] CHRIST ON A BOAT[/QUOTE] Ask her if she entrelacs her wales and then you'll know if she is a serious sweater appreciator.
youre not allowed to bang an RA and its a really bad thing if they bang any of their freshmen and they will get fired for it ie. cheesmonkey is full of himself for even thinking she wants to bang him
Sorry for posting in here but cheesemonkey sounds pretty autistic from that post. I did make some progress since last posting here at least though.
You know it's bad if Taepodong is saying you sound autistic.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;37976178]Sorry for posting in here but cheesemonkey sounds pretty autistic from that post. I did make some progress since last posting here at least though.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;37908166]i was diagnosed with that shit when i was like 8 but i stopped caring about dumb limitations and stopped being a weirdo creep thats obsessed w/ girls[/QUOTE] you don't say? anyway don't you have girls to stalk or something
[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;37976520]you don't say? anyway don't you have girls to stalk or something[/QUOTE] except I actually talked to her because I know by stalking her I wont get what I want.
uh that's the wrong reason
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;37977288]except I actually talked to her because I know by stalking her I wont get what I want.[/QUOTE] There is definitely something wrong with this post but I'm too speechless to even try and put it in words, thats how awful it is my god Tapedong
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;37977288]except I actually talked to her because I know by stalking her I wont get what I want.[/QUOTE] that just sounds so maniacal [QUOTE=killerteacup;37977470]There is definitely something wrong with this post but I'm too speechless to even try and put it in words, my god Tapedong[/QUOTE] this
you shouldn't stalk anyone because stalking is bad not stalking people because you doubt its success is not the right reason to not stalk omg
lol i think tae managed to insult himself better than i did [editline]9th October 2012[/editline] i honestly feel incredibly bad for the girls you talk about here i literally have nightmares about people like you
[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;37977515]lol i think tae managed to insult himself better than i did [editline]9th October 2012[/editline] i honestly feel incredibly bad for the girls you talk about here i literally have nightmares about people like you[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XGtTd.jpg[/IMG] Sweet dreams guy mannly
he even looks like the creepy guy in my english class who asked me out and then started being mean to me when i politely declined
Well you can be safe in the knowledge that that creepy guy is not stalking you because by stalking you he would not get what he wants
Once when I was 14 I sneaked a valentine's note into my crush's locker. She then proceeded to open it and red it aloud in front of class. Spaghetti. Since then I've been very subtle and elusive when I'm courting :zoid:
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