• The Super Friendly Social and Love Advice Thread v3 - February
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[QUOTE=RopaDope;34814021]Your worrying about it to much bro, calm your fucking tits. If you are this erratic reporting how she may not or may have lied about giving you her number. Then I'm sure you act the same way around her. Your just showing way much to concern if you're "just friends". What you need to do is never talk to her about the phone but just say "were gonna pass notes or Facebook until you get that issue fixed. then maybe I'll get a phone for you cause I love spoiling girls I really like." just be smooth bro there's nothing to it. [editline]22nd February 2012[/editline] Protip to everyone: if you see a girl stroking her hair she's bored and want a to be talks to. And also girls feel that they're being annoying if they start the conversation first, and girls love a guy who's not only confident but in charge (not overly controlling)[/QUOTE] I'm not erratic over this situation, or at least I don't show it anyways. My point was that I just calmly asked her and then really didn't press the situation any further because I assumed she just didn't want to tell me. But for some reason SHE started acting erratic over this and in some sort of panic, gives me several excuses. This is why it confuses me. I really didn't say much or do much acting during any part of this.
[QUOTE=RopaDope;34813948]It's his job, the way he feeds his family. We've been friends for years, just another illegal business's venture of his. He used to sell crack to 7th graders but I didn't say shit okay. But he's gotten me out of more jams that you can count between gave Newell's toes. Dont judge, and I need help out of this one guys please.[/QUOTE] I think you may have more problems than just the alley blowjob.
[QUOTE=Pascall;34811228]Good job.[/QUOTE] Well it ought to have been.
[QUOTE=Phsykotik;34808354] Which is not the point of this. People come to be given an answer, not potentially guess the incorrect.[/QUOTE] I give answers that match the questions. "My life is shit, I have no friends" - [i]We are all here for some special reason. Stop being a prisoner of your past. Become the architect of your future.[/i] "Should I ask for her phone number on facebook?" = .... I find answers such as "go out, hit the gym" sort of thing about as "vague" as mine. It's the same thing, but mine is an abstract rather than an actual solution which is nothing but a quick fix to make him feel better, than really going deep, to the roots.. There is no actual quick-fix to such a big problem. I had spread my knowledge to the limits of my patience. This is the best of both worlds.
[QUOTE=RopaDope;34811878]I love her man, she actually plays video games(has a larger collection than I do), shes hot, experienced in the field of sex, loves me, treats me like im her god or someshit, and I don't want to lie to her or use her. I just fucked up and got a bj in an alley from my friends(a pimp) hooker for free, high(marijuana) while watching resident evil in my truck. I mean it was an awesome monday, although wasn't worth messing up my relationship. What should I do?[/QUOTE] Wow when you cheat you sure do it classy huh.
[QUOTE=RopaDope;34811878]I love her man, she actually plays video games(has a larger collection than I do), shes hot, experienced in the field of sex, loves me, treats me like im her god or someshit, and I don't want to lie to her or use her. I just fucked up and got a bj in an alley from my friends(a pimp) hooker for free, high(marijuana) while watching resident evil in my truck. I mean it was an awesome monday, although wasn't worth messing up my relationship. What should I do?[/QUOTE] Tell her like a man. I think people who still feel an urge to get a blowjob from another female, while in a monogamous relationship, are actually sublimely implying there's something wrong in their relationships.
Hell nah she would break up with me or never trust me. This is a secret I'm just gonna tell her about me having practice sex with my algebra tutor. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - JohnnyMo1))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=RopaDope;34816706]Hell nah she would break up with me or never trust me. This is a secret I'm just gonna tell her about me having practice sex with my algebra tutor.[/QUOTE] What.
You don't deserve her or her trust bro.
Why is everyone taking his posts seriously? He is obviously fucking with you guys.
[QUOTE=1chains1;34816916]Why is everyone taking his posts seriously? He is obviously fucking with you guys.[/QUOTE] I never understood how people got a kick from trolling like that "I made a kid rage on Call of Duty" sounds more entertaining than "I went into a love advice thread and pretended to be an asshole."
I think I might move to Australia when I come of age and have the resources. What do you guys think? How is it compared to the United States?
[QUOTE=Phsykotik;34819964]I think I might move to Australia when I come of age and have the resources. What do you guys think? How is it compared to the United States?[/QUOTE] Never been but I'm pretty 90% of the wildlife will try and kill you. I'm sure its very nice though.
I wish I knew a pimp. [editline]v[/editline] Wait, no, I wish I [I]was[/I] a pimp. I'd go by "Big Zalbar" and award my hoes "Ho Stars" based on their performance ratings. That would influence my pricing strategy. "Please," I'd say, "Try Crystal on for size. She's a four and a half star ho. If you're short on cash, you can try our double two-star ho special. Much more bang for your buck."
I don't believe that guy! A pimp wouldn't just lend a friend a free sloppy hooker BJ, perhaps an owner of a brothel would do that, but not a pimp! Where are you from buddy? :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=Phsykotik;34819964]I think I might move to Australia when I come of age and have the resources. What do you guys think? How is it compared to the United States?[/QUOTE] You might want to make a new thread; I'm not sure this is the right section for it. Anyhow, I'd recommend it, but I don't know you or your situation. Obviously you'd be wanting to visit beforehand, because different parts of Australia are very different - just like the US. Overall, we tend to be a much more politically and economically stable country than the US, but our culture is fairly similar, so there probably won't be a big culture shock. What are you looking to know? What would be a factor for you?
I don't know, really. But I keep thinking about what I have here, and it is only family. I mainly would be interested in how hard it would be to start up. Also just leaving the US. As much as I'd like to deny it, there are plenty of systems starting to fail here. I only know [barely] anything because of my tutor. If I hadn't had her, I would have been remaining as ignorant as so many kids, and adults, in my country. I think about how illogical a lot of it is. What is the political system like? How hard is it to find employment?
[QUOTE=Phsykotik;34829569]I don't know, really. But I keep thinking about what I have here, and it is only family. I mainly would be interested in how hard it would be to start up.[/quote] It's much easier to immigrate to Australia than it is to the US, especially as you won't be coming as an asylum seeker. As you're from the US, you'd be able to get in fairly easily (Australia's largest group of undocumented/illegal immigrants are actually from the UK and US - people who have overstayed their visas). [QUOTE=Phsykotik;34829569]Also just leaving the US. As much as I'd like to deny it, there are plenty of systems starting to fail here. I only know [barely] anything because of my tutor. If I hadn't had her, I would have been remaining as ignorant as so many kids, and adults, in my country. I think about how illogical a lot of it is.[/quote] By 'systems', I assume you mean social programs (welfare, health care, etc.). In which case, I will wholeheartedly state that Australia is far better than the US. We spent a lot more on welfare and, consequently, have far lower levels of homelessness and poverty. There's not nearly as much of a class divide as there is in the US; the vast majority of Australians are middle class or upper middle class. Basically everyone has health insurance, and you don't really have to worry about health issues crippling you financially speaking (my boyfriend has been in hospital a couple of times in the past few years for surgery, and it's cost us nothing). Our rates of education are higher, too: Some people drop out past year 10, but usually go on to do something like an apprenticeship or training. About 1/4 of Australians go on to university, and the cost of going to one of our highest ranking universities (ranking worldwide in the top 15 or 20) is about $15,000 for a three-year degree, which is subsidized by the government, so you don't have to begin paying back until you're in a job that earns over a certain amount of money (say, $50,000 annually). Unemployment is quite low, as well, and we have fairly good welfare systems in place for people who cannot find a job. [QUOTE=Phsykotik;34829569]What is the political system like?[/quote] Pretty good. Like the US, we use a first-past-the-post system, however voting is mandatory as a citizen once you're 18. We have two major parties, the Liberals (who are, funnily enough, conservative and more right-wing), and Labour (who are left-wing, and are in power right now). However, the Liberals are more moderate than the Republicans. Both are, on the political spectrum, fairly moderate. We do, however, have quite a big independent third-party, the Greens (who are quite left-wing), and they're increasing in power. We don't have a Bill of Human Rights, but we do have a Constitution, which has five explicit rights (things like the right to just compensation if the government takes our land) and one implied right (which is the right to political information in order to exercise our democratic right to vote). This is of concern to a lot of people, but I think you'll find that our rights are far more protected than in the US anyway. We're technically a part of the Commonwealth, but this is becoming more and more outdated, and I believe Australia will have a referendum in the next five or so years in which we will vote to become independent. In any case, Britain really plays no part in our political system directly; the extent of it is that we have an official who stamps bills as they pass through parliament. Our political system is fairly similar to that of the US, though - any differences are relatively slight, and probably won't be of concern to you unless you plan to practice law here, or something. You'll pick up on things as you read the news and keep up with current events. [QUOTE=Phsykotik;34829569]How hard is it to find employment?[/QUOTE] Not really difficult at all, if we're talking bare minimum. To be honest, a lot of the people who are unemployed in Australia are so by choice, because of our welfare systems. Many people actually prefer to beg for money rather than get a job, as it's far more profitable. Our minimum wage is around $15.50 for 15 year olds; it increases every year until you reach 21. However, that'll sound like a lot in comparison to America's minimum wage, but you have to keep in mind that the cost of everything is much more expensive than in the US. The two most populated cities of Australia, Sydney and Melbourne, are two of the most expensive cities in the world. However, we do have other cities that are far less expensive, and you might choose to live in one of them for other reasons. Otherwise, it would really depend on what field you wanted to work in. I can't say if you'd get a job in your chosen field without knowing what it is. I mentioned that different places in Australia are different, and that's true, but I think the difference is not so pronounced as in the US. We don't, for example, have conservative or liberal states; some states tend to vote more one way than the other, but I doubt you'd notice a difference on a day-to-day basis. There's not really a wealth difference based on what state you live in, and I think the culture of Australia is generally much of the same wherever you go. You'd be wanting to choose where you lived, then, on other factors, like the weather, the cost, career opportunities, and so on. That's all I can think of, really, unless you ask any other questions. Feel free to PM me if you want to discuss it at length, because I've probably gone on a bit too long.
But really down to the important facts. Australian chicks are hot and will probably like your accent.
As an Australian chick, I can attest to both of these things.
Also we love to sledge, or 'abuse' each other but its all in good fun. Aussie like to make jokes about major events for example when that NASA craft crashed the joke was: what does NASA stand for? Need another seven astronauts. Get used to Cricket, Football and V8 Supercars. V8 Supercars are like NASCAR but turn in other directions one of the most famous tracks is Bathurst located in New South Whales, cars reach upto 300k/m an hour. You should be able to find places that import American foods, mostly lollies and soft drinks if you ever crave them, how ever they are marked up significantly. I live in South Australia, Adelaide is the capital. A large country town as described by some, but very laid back.
i've never been to australia so all i know about it comes from fry and laurie [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV3tfauw3vQ[/media]
[QUOTE=thisispain;34831388]i've never been to australia so all i know about it comes from fry and laurie [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV3tfauw3vQ[/media][/QUOTE] I fucking love Fry & Laurie! Also, [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt2RoHnsh70[/media] My home town is Uttoxeter! This is it's claim to fame, I think. People don't even think it's a real place when I tell them. I have had to break out this youtube clip before.
so i asked her. no dice. was really awkward after. dammit
[QUOTE=Mon;34836844]so i asked her. no dice. was really awkward after. dammit[/QUOTE] I gave you a winner because you asked and that's still a winner in my book.
your reason for failure is that you didn't divide and subconquer. please sharpen your social tools and broaden your method.
[QUOTE=Mon;34836844]so i asked her. no dice. was really awkward after. dammit[/QUOTE] OFC no dice and really awkward after, what'd you expect? if it doesn't feel right to begin with, chances are no dice everytime.
at the very least, i feel way more free now that i don't need to worry about impressing her all the time feel more like a man as well
[QUOTE=Mon;34838645]at the very least, i feel way more free now that i don't need to worry about impressing her all the time feel more like a man as well[/QUOTE] ya, but what happens when the next chick rolls along? your probably gonna do something awkward again. why not figure out something that would work
if she sends as many mixed messages as this girl did at least i'll know she isn't worth my time
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