The Super Friendly Social and Love Advice Thread v3 - February
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[QUOTE=Protocol7;35037614]Is this a joke? It's not very funny.[/QUOTE]
it wasnt super hilarious but it also wasnt unfunny enough to point it out and claim that having jewish friends meant you were offended by it
im jewish theres nothing wrong with the joke, seith is from israel too
My ex-girlfriend is so beautiful and a pretty thing, when I imagine now that she cut herself everywhere and has scars all over her body. I can't take it, how could she do such a thing.
Not really relationship advice, but a few people in my class asked me if all I do is just go home and play video games all day. In truth, I only play video games for about 2 hours max throughout the week, maybe 4 hours on the weekends. However, I am on my computer for more than an hour each day, usually making 3d models, surfing the web, or making stuff in Photoshop. I have other hobbies, I do long-distance track and cross-country running after school and I also enjoy archery.
However, these people were pressed on making me look like a socially-awkward meganerd in front of a ton of people for no reason. One of them was a girl that I've known for three years and the other is a girl that I kinda know. I didn't really know how to respond to their question, so I told them some of my other hobbies, but they didn't seem too convinced. How should I have responded to this?
Most of my friends are convinced that I spend an excess of 8+ hours on my computer every day.
They'd be right if I didn't have two jobs and school.
do they know you are an esteemed super-mod?
[QUOTE=junker|154;35039887]My ex-girlfriend is so beautiful and a pretty thing, when I imagine now that she cut herself everywhere and has scars all over her body. I can't take it, how could she do such a thing.[/QUOTE]
What the hell did I just read?
my friends sometimes give me shit for the amount of time i spend on the computer but then i just give them shit right back and we end up laughing about it
its part of being a teenager sadly
Yeah, but it feels weird to be called out by some people I don't really know that well, I don't even know why. I'm not physically unfit or overweight, I run cross-country and track, I don't see why they think it's such a big problem.
[QUOTE=psychojake;35041018]Not really relationship advice, but a few people in my class asked me if all I do is just go home and play video games all day. In truth, I only play video games for about 2 hours max throughout the week, maybe 4 hours on the weekends. However, I am on my computer for more than an hour each day, usually making 3d models, surfing the web, or making stuff in Photoshop. I have other hobbies, I do long-distance track and cross-country running after school and I also enjoy archery.
However, these people were pressed on making me look like a socially-awkward meganerd in front of a ton of people for no reason. One of them was a girl that I've known for three years and the other is a girl that I kinda know. I didn't really know how to respond to their question, so I told them some of my other hobbies, but they didn't seem too convinced. How should I have responded to this?[/QUOTE]
Been in that exact position before, had a guy I'm not really good friends with just randomly come out and call me out saying "he was surprised to me outside at all, since all I do is sit at home and play videogames all day" in front a group of my friends and just make things awkward. I'm not really like that, but its high school and if people don't see you out at parties or something all the time, they figure you're some sort of shut in.
next time a kid says something to you, tell him he has aspergers and nobody has the courage to tell him including his own mother who doesn't love him but keeps him around for tax benefits.
[editline]7th March 2012[/editline]
if he doesn't cry immediately you didn't have enough conviction
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;35042569]next time a kid says something to you, tell him he has aspergers and nobody has the courage to tell him including his own mother who doesn't love him but keeps him around for tax benefits.
[editline]7th March 2012[/editline]
if he doesn't cry immediately you didn't have enough conviction[/QUOTE]
Yes, Sensei.
don't actually do that but my point was that you shouldn't just take shit from people.
My gf wants to make a porn movie next time we have sex. What do? Btw this bitch is a goddamn freak, I choked her while fucking in her dads closet while he was 20mins from being home just to make it dangerous. Also any advice on how to actually cum, we have sex for like 30mins and I still cant bust a nut.
watch boogie nights and learn the ways of porn
[QUOTE=RopaDope;35043835]My gf wants to make a porn movie next time we have sex. What do? Btw this bitch is a goddamn freak, I choked her while fucking in her dads closet while he was 20mins from being home just to make it dangerous. Also any advice on how to actually cum, we have sex for like 30mins and I still cant bust a nut.[/QUOTE]
Paint your dick blue and make helicopter noises while having sex, you must always refer to your partner as 'Big Steve' while having sex. Then on the 404th thrust pull out and give praise to Horus, sacrifice a lamb and rub the blood on your testicle.
Then, if the gods will you will achieve the elusive male orgasm.
[QUOTE=RopaDope;35043835]My gf wants to make a porn movie next time we have sex. What do? Btw this bitch is a goddamn freak, I choked her while fucking in her dads closet while he was 20mins from being home just to make it dangerous. Also any advice on how to actually cum, we have sex for like 30mins and I still cant bust a nut.[/QUOTE]
I think I like Godline better than you.
Pretty drunk. Pretty on my own [i]again[/i], pretty familiar situation and really quite lonely, but pretty much isn't that bothered this time. Pretty much texting my housemates ABBA lyrics asking them to "GUESS THE ABBA LYRIX" and saying that "T-Bone gets all the slutz." (my name is Tom).
Can have fun being alone. Plus ABBA is pretty fucking good.
[b]edit:[/b] I mean I joke but it is pretty upsetting being lonely. But let's not get self-piteous - it doesn't stop ABBA being fucking wicked.
you sound pretty
I hope not I'm a fella. Guy's aren't pretty, we're [i]handsome[/i], and I have a tendency towards the ladies pal!
If you were trying to insinuate that ABBA were a gay thing though, that's just not gonna fly! SOS is a fucking tune and I don't care what anyone says.
[b]edit[/b]: Oh I said pretty a lot, did. not. realise. I get it now.
i was trying to insinuate that you used the word pretty 7 times in one post
I did do that. Pretty good catch.
[b]edit:[/b]
Don't think this post quite says how much I chuckled at your post so I thought I'd say! I mean, I am a bit tipsy so take from that what you will.
I have a problem with a girl, but it's long and I'm tired and sad. Maybe tomorrow
[QUOTE=altern;35044900]I have a problem with a girl, but it's long and I'm tired and sad. Maybe tomorrow[/QUOTE]
Have a cup of tea/coffee and chill out. Put on some crap TV.
[QUOTE=lum1naire;35042394]Been in that exact position before, had a guy I'm not really good friends with just randomly come out and call me out saying "he was surprised to me outside at all, since all I do is sit at home and play videogames all day" in front a group of my friends and just make things awkward. I'm not really like that, but its high school and if people don't see you out at parties or something all the time, they figure you're some sort of shut in.[/QUOTE]
It's the same shit the first two years of college. "What, you don't party? Why are you so antisocial?"
You guys are all assholes, I come here for advice and I get made fun of and not taken seriously.
[editline]7th March 2012[/editline]
oh I missed the sex advice thread, nvm
So
One of the servers at my new job is insanely cute, tall, and smart as hell.
He's 19, I think
I was gonna ask him for his number today but I was in such a hurry to leave that I forgot. And I probably won't see him til after spring break
damn, man
Oh well, he's not quitting anytime soon so hopefully I'll get another chance. He seems nice.
[QUOTE=Pascall;35045868]So
One of the servers at my new job is insanely cute, tall, and smart as hell.
He's 19, I think
I was gonna ask him for his number today but I was in such a hurry to leave that I forgot. And I probably won't see him til after spring break
damn, man
Oh well, he's not quitting anytime soon so hopefully I'll get another chance. He seems nice.[/QUOTE]
If your work has directory call him up and be honest that you thought he was handsome and that you want to go out with him sometime.
That's..
Kind of weird.
I'm not the sort to just ask someone out. I'd rather just talk to them a little bit before that. Casually.
And I'd rather not go out of my way to look his number up. That seems kind of stalker-ish. If I'm going to get his number, I'd rather him give it to me.
[QUOTE=Pascall;35045929]That's..
Kind of weird.
I'm not the sort to just ask someone out. I'd rather just talk to them a little bit before that. Casually.
And I'd rather not go out of my way to look his number up. That seems kind of stalker-ish. If I'm going to get his number, I'd rather him give it to me.[/QUOTE]
Walk up to him and be like:
"Hey sexy, you ever had a wild night with a facepunch super moderator?"
He will be yours.
Unless he looks you in the eyes and says yes, then you get the [I]fuck[/I] out of there.
I'm still debating with myself whether this girl actually likes me or not.
We've been hanging out a lot this past month or so. Spending the majority of the day in school together, going out to play golf (She likes to do that and invited me along several times) and we've gone to cafés and whatnot and she texts me sometimes. This week she and a bunch of others went up to this observatory that belongs to our school and she has been texting me everyday asking me how my day has been and telling me with they did up there.
Even when I say "Nothing interesting happened, it is really boring here." she quickly replies with "There has to be something interesting that you can tell me. :)" and so and so forth.
I don't know, I take it that she is? I am just really bad at figuring this stuff out on my own. Never had a girlfriend and apparently she has never been in a relationship either. So we are both perhaps a bit lost. At least I am.
Thoughts?
[QUOTE=Pascall;35045929]
And I'd rather not go out of my way to look his number up. That seems kind of stalker-ish. If I'm going to get his number, I'd rather him give it to me.[/QUOTE]
Same here. One of my friends had her number and was about to give it to me. I declined and got it from her in person. Much better in my opinion.
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