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[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;41290860] also, the best fucking garfield fanfic ever [url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7258736/1/Garfield-King-of-Liberty[/url] pretty much everything this guy has written about garfield is ace-level masculine as FUCK [/QUOTE] [QUOTE]In doorway walked Orange figure of amazing power. His muscles rippled with American pride and freedom. As he walked in rockin music played and giant American flag waved behind him. As he stepped cawing eagles were heard. "GARFIELD?" Cried out everyone in shock. "This is right you founding failures. Time to stop your tears and ready the fists of war." Garfield said with scolding words. "But English armies are outnumbering us by many men!" Thomas Jefferson anguished with despair. "I am the minuteman. I only need one minute for every man." Garfield said with incredible coolness. "Very good you are real man. You are now Five Star general." Commanded the Constitution with orders. "Very well. We must plan strategies. We will meet at Mount Vernon." Garfield ordered.[/QUOTE] oh sweet jesus i cant stop laughing there needs to be a dramatic reading of this [url]http://www.fimfiction.net/story/114720/transformation[/url] [editline]4th July 2013[/editline] [QUOTE]"Come visit my Washington monument it is free of charge." Said Garfield with seduction as he thrust into Martha Washington with his mighty hips. "Garfield you make me see fireworks!" Cried out Martha Washington with ecstasy. "I am going to liberate your body with pleasure." Garfield said as he licked her all over.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Pinnacle441;41320701]oh sweet jesus i cant stop laughing there needs to be a dramatic reading of this [url]http://www.fimfiction.net/story/114720/transformation[/url] [editline]4th July 2013[/editline][/QUOTE] i did one (sort of) but i don't think anyone caught a recording of it since nobody was expecting it
[url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4554230/1/The-Furry-Bible[/url] (NSFW)
[QUOTE=Pinnacle441;41320701]oh sweet jesus i cant stop laughing there needs to be a dramatic reading of this [/QUOTE] brb using tts program
[QUOTE=Pinnacle441;41320701]oh sweet jesus i cant stop laughing there needs to be a dramatic reading of this [url]http://www.fimfiction.net/story/114720/transformation[/url][/QUOTE] I tried. [url]http://peejsterm.me/excuse_me_if_i_sound_white_and_nerdy.wav[/url]
I got lazy and sleepy; I'll finish this later. [url]http://puu.sh/3zl7Y.wav[/url]
[QUOTE=PeejsterM;41390098]I tried. [url]http://peejsterm.me/excuse_me_if_i_sound_white_and_nerdy.wav[/url][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=QUILTBAG;41390468]I got lazy and sleepy; I'll finish this later. [url]http://puu.sh/3zl7Y.wav[/url][/QUOTE] oh my god these are amazing
some of these are too funny. still lol'ing
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