• LMAO Pics v. XCOM: Terror from the Meme
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[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;53137618][IMG]https://i.gyazo.com/07efcdaf0db66c3297a1845806914350.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] "then I wish fetuses weren't humans :^)"
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[QUOTE=AkujiTheSniper;53137687][IMG]https://i.imgur.com/vTqI6IX.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [t]https://my.mixtape.moe/tdprqp.png[/t]
[QUOTE=AkujiTheSniper;53137687]OLD MEN[/QUOTE] A new age [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxi7JRJrod4[/media]
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[QUOTE=Techbot;53137409][media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC-OOfGqkW0[/media][/QUOTE] This sounds like something out of LISA sountrack :v:
[QUOTE=comet1337;53137549]they've been hiding in plain sight this whole time![/QUOTE] Reposting from the last thread [t]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DT0rvWyX4AA8n09.jpg[/t] [t]https://narry.land/YJqbpe.png[/t] [t]https://i.imgflip.com/22xwai.jpg[/t]
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[IMG]https://i.imgur.com/3DE3e6R.jpg[/IMG] [QUOTE=Swaggernaut;53137497]bad code[/QUOTE] Please no, fake code jokes are literally the worst. The only people who make them usually write nonsensical buggy code (like this one) for people who don't write code to pretend to find funny.
[QUOTE=Corndog Ninja;53137739][IMG]https://i.imgur.com/WFXtOln.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] need to replace the lockscreen wallpaper with windows xp's bliss
[QUOTE=Swaggernaut;53137497]Int teeth, timesYouBrush; String flossing; Console.WriteLine("How many times a day are you brushing your teeth, buddy?"); timesYouBrush = convert.ToInt32(Console.ReadLine()); If (timesYouBrush>= 0 && timesYouBrush <=1) { Console.WriteLine("Oi, that's not good mate. You should be brushing atleast twice a day!"); } Else { Console.WriteLine("How about the flossing?"); Flossing = Convert.ToString(Console.ReadLine()); If (Flossing = "no") { Console.WriteLine("you should be flossing ya little wankah"); } End.program;[/QUOTE] Assuming C# as this uses some C# methods... - You need to put this into a class and a method - You are going to need to include System for those calls to Console - "Int" should be lowercase - teeth is never used - There's no reason to check for negative brushes - "timesYouBrush = convert.ToInt32(Console.ReadLine());" "convert" needs to be uppercase. Also, you should catch any exceptions in case they give something besides a number. - "If" and "Else" should be lowercase - The else is missing a closing bracket - Console.ReadLine reads a string by default so there's no reason to convert it - "If (Flossing = "no")" that's going to set Flossing to "no". You need to use == - You mixed uppercase and lowercase flossing - "End.program;" this is jibberish 2/10 see me after class Here's your fixed code [code]using System; namespace dumbmeme { class Program { static void Main(string[] args) { int timesYouBrush; String flossing; try { Console.WriteLine("How many times a day are you brushing your teeth, buddy?"); timesYouBrush = Convert.ToInt32(Console.ReadLine()); if (timesYouBrush <= 1){ Console.WriteLine("Oi, that's not good mate. You should be brushing atleast twice a day!"); } else{ Console.WriteLine("How about the flossing?"); flossing = Console.ReadLine(); if (flossing == "no") Console.WriteLine("you should be flossing ya little wankah"); } }catch(Exception e) { Console.WriteLine("lmao you fucked up"); } //Give the user time to see the output System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(2000); } } } [/code] Note: I didn't fix issues in your original design like there being no response to yes and the "no" input being case sensitive.
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[QUOTE=kloaz;53137703][t]https://my.mixtape.moe/tdprqp.png[/t][/QUOTE] [video=youtube;in8T0XTkSjw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in8T0XTkSjw[/video]
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[QUOTE=Pw0nageXD;53137818]Assuming C# as this uses some C# methods... [/QUOTE] [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiIRZIt1sOk[/media]
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[QUOTE=Socram;53137748]Please no, fake code jokes are literally the worst. The only people who make them usually write nonsensical buggy code (like this one) for people who don't write code to pretend to find funny.[/QUOTE] [code]if post = code_joke: block(); else { post.Allow }[/code]
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[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;53137618][IMG]https://i.gyazo.com/07efcdaf0db66c3297a1845806914350.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] [img]https://i.imgur.com/ymkvyYZ.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;53137618][IMG]https://i.gyazo.com/07efcdaf0db66c3297a1845806914350.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] *Half human. [img]https://i.imgur.com/OaNtMIV.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;53137618][IMG]https://i.gyazo.com/07efcdaf0db66c3297a1845806914350.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] I thought the male fairies carried the baby :thinking: [IMG]https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/fairlyoddparents/images/b/bf/FairlyOddBaby326.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110514003812&path-prefix=en[/IMG] [URL="http://fairlyoddparents.wikia.com/wiki/Fairly_Odd_Baby"]Yes, this is canon. Paragraph 4.[/URL]
[QUOTE=Psychopath12;53137910][img]https://i.imgur.com/ymkvyYZ.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Ah yes, so [I]this[/I] is meme hell. Strange, it feels like normal everyday life...
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[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;53137983][IMG]https://68.media.tumblr.com/0158072b452445f3a8c2aecac8945033/tumblr_p2otnpDp7R1vv5jvto1_1280.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] his name is remy you fucking FRAUD
[QUOTE=Mort Stroodle;53137992]his name is remy you fucking FRAUD[/QUOTE] he meant a plate of ratatouille
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