Everything you need to know about Florida - General

This was sort of funny when the other guy did it, not at all now.

[QUOTE=Funky Pickle;22597857]You must have a cheap watch.[/QUOTE] nah mang, i lived in florda my entire life, and the humidity is so high here i can swim on air. [editline]02:34PM[/editline] also nothing it the op is exaggerated.

I heard florida smells bad.

[QUOTE=TheForeigner;22603002]I heard florida smells bad.[/QUOTE] Only in those smelly parts.

Nothing about alligators? Seriously?

I'm going to Florida in October! :D (I'm from Europe btw.)

i hear florida recently relocated to america is this true?

miramar reprizent can I get a wot wot

[QUOTE=BAZ;22603324]i hear florida recently relocated to america is this true?[/QUOTE] yeah we got sick of portugals shit

I live in Florida, and I approve this message.

Still nothing compared to any country over here in Europe.

Fuck, how many Facepunchers live in Florida?

I think Texas is better. :clint:

[QUOTE=nrgata;22603546]I think Texas is better. :clint:[/QUOTE] texas is full of bible thumping inbreds florida > texas

[QUOTE=davidofmk771;22603459]Fuck, how many Facepunchers live in Florida?[/QUOTE] [B]Every.[/B] [highlight]Single.[/highlight] [B]One.[/B]

I live in Kendell, its like the suburbs of Miami. Also i love hurricanes, and tornadoes are cool but they're scary. Lightning is also crazy in Florida.

I spent 3 weeks in Florida, and I never want to go there again. It was basically Mexico for fucks sake.

I must disagree with OP. I dunno where the hell he's living but the only thing that's correct about the OP is the part on old people. Florida is where America sends it's crabby old farts to die. And it's hot as balls. So goddamn hot all the time. No snow, ever. Florida is not awesome.

[QUOTE=shadow_oap;22605150]I live in Kendell, its like the suburbs of Miami. Also i love hurricanes, and tornadoes are cool but they're scary. Lightning is also crazy in Florida.[/QUOTE] I got a computer and some TVs fried in a nasty lightning storm.

i lived there for a year a minute away from tiger woods and shaqs house, i said hi to tiger on the golf course at the islesworth subdivision expect zeke to post, silly orlando'ers and their theme parks you find the old people mostly in tampa/boca, rest of florida is average from what ive seen

[QUOTE=Raxas;22605357]I must disagree with OP. I dunno where the hell he's living but the only thing that's correct about the OP is the part on old people. Florida is where America sends it's crabby old farts to die. And it's hot as balls. So goddamn hot all the time. No snow, ever. Florida is not awesome.[/QUOTE] One of my friends insists that he got snow in Jacksonville in 1989 whenever anyone says that Florida doesn't get any snow. I recall getting frozen fog down here (Brevard county) a couple of winters ago and everyone [i]freaked[/i] out. There's actually been a few times when it has been cold enough to snow, but sadly it seemed that those were the ONLY times that it wasn't humid enough to produce any kind of precipitation. Also, where am I supposed to find Florida oranges? I swear they must all go into making juice since Harvey's is the only place that advertises them and even Walmart and Publix just carry damn overwatered California oranges. Also, why has no one mentioned the space coast? We launch rockets down here, for crying out loud! That's way more interesting than the theme parks over in Orlando!

[QUOTE=Raxas;22605357]I must disagree with OP. I dunno where the hell he's living but the only thing that's correct about the OP is the part on old people. Florida is where America sends it's crabby old farts to die. And it's hot as balls. So goddamn hot all the time. No snow, ever. Florida is not awesome.[/QUOTE] you must be delusional

[QUOTE=meatballfish;22609853]you must be delusional[/QUOTE] somebody get him some oranges he is hallucinating

[QUOTE=JDK721;22603654]texas is full of bible thumping inbreds [/QUOTE] :cawg:

Rule 1: Do not break your air conditioner in the summer.

[QUOTE=davidofmk771;22603459]Fuck, how many Facepunchers live in Florida?[/QUOTE] Well, I don't know, but you could add me to the tally.

[QUOTE=wheesnah123;22597928]West Palm Beach is Jew paradise for sure, can't drive anywhere without some old Jewish woman pulling out in front of you going 3 mph while you're going 55...[/QUOTE] My grandma lives in West Palm... And she is Jewish. Never realized it was such a Jew paradise down there though.

[QUOTE=davidofmk771;22599099]Georgia's in Florida. Dumbass.[/QUOTE] Nope Georgia is a another state [editline]07:39PM[/editline] [QUOTE=davidofmk771;22603459]Fuck, how many Facepunchers live in Florida?[/QUOTE] I do. my city turned from a paradise to hell in a hacksaw.

the OP is missing the large amounts of hicks in central florida other than that, spot on

[QUOTE=meatballfish;22609853]you must be delusional[/QUOTE] No, just honest. Plus I live in the suburbs not the cool places, which all seem to be too far to drive to from here.