Everything you need to know about Florida - General

It's always mid afternoon and it rained just before you went outside.

I should make a Washington version of this thread

I live in Maryland and we get the weather of Florida's winter in the summer and the weather of Maine's summer in the winter.

Yah, I live and Florida and it's a pretty cool state. But It's mind-numbingly hot in the summer, which just so happens to be now. Also it's so humid here, you start sweating like a pig the moment you walk outside.

you forgot that Florida has oil laden beaches. :v:

I live in Tallahassee and [del]I approve of this message.[/del] it's raining here :saddowns:

[QUOTE=Dysgalt;22614156]you forgot that Florida has oil laden beaches. :v:[/QUOTE] Actually, Florida has remained largely oil-free, well at least down here in Southern Florida. It's really more near the panhandle where you start seeing it, In fact the government is launching an ad campaign saying that Florida's beaches are oil-free to try to keep the tourism.

[QUOTE=linksysruler;22615970]Actually, Florida has remained largely oil-free, well at least down here in Southern Florida. It's really more near the panhandle where you start seeing it, In fact the government is launching an ad campaign saying that Florida's beaches are oil-free to try to keep the tourism.[/QUOTE] Yep, There is no Oil near Cocoa or Daytona, they are fine... I also live in Florida, Cold in the morning, hot as fuck at noon, rains in the afternoon, and is cold by evening. Repeat that for 4 months...

More like 7 months. [editline]05:57PM[/editline] also no oil in St. Marks, I went kayaking from 20 minutes out of St. Marks down to the gulf, no oil here.

Florida sucks, I went there and someone shit in my KFC bucket.

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I live in Florida. You know what I have in my backyard? Methlabs and hookers. Jacksonville is the most accurate representation of average Florida Life.

Have fun with your oil slick [editline]03:05PM[/editline] [QUOTE=JDK721;22603654]texas is full of bible thumping inbreds florida > texas[/QUOTE] Oregon > Texas > California > Florida But in some regards, California and Florida are interchangeable.

[QUOTE=Strider_07;22616565]Have fun with your oil slick [editline]03:05PM[/editline] Oregon > Texas > California > Florida[/QUOTE] dumb and bad reading There's oil on less than 50% of the state. [QUOTE=Strider_07;22616565] Oregon > Texas > California > Florida[/QUOTE] no. just no. Florida: The state of a million beaches, golf courses, and old people.

[QUOTE=Strider_07;22616565]Have fun with your oil slick [editline]03:05PM[/editline] Oregon > Texas > California > Florida But in some regards, California and Florida are interchangeable.[/QUOTE] Leave uninformed person, exit is to your upper right... [QUOTE=Saza;22616698] Florida: The state of a million beaches, golf courses, [B]Hurricanes[/B], and old people.[/QUOTE] Fixed.

[QUOTE=Saza;22616698]no. just no.[/QUOTE] Comfortable weather > Non-humid and full of idiots > Pretentious people who can't drive and schizophrenic climates > hot, humid, hurricanes and old people

Jupiter representin'

As a Floridian, I must confirm that the OP is entirely true. But I have a sad story. I am 17 now, and am moving away from the land of naked women before I turn 20. Can anyone check state legislation to see if it's legal to take my naked woman to another state? (also, anyone live up in Gainesville?)

I live in Buffalo. I've been to Florida, and, well, your pizza and your wings are shit.

I live in Alberta Canada and we have the most orgasmic steaks on earth.

I lived in Florida for 5 years... and I'd say all of the OP is true with the exception of the backyard, and pool part. Where I lived barely anyone had a pool.

Disney World sucks. It's cramped and doesn't look good. Disneyland is luxurious and beautiful. So that means California > Florida.

[QUOTE=ASmellyOgre;22624459]Disney World sucks. It's cramped and doesn't look good. Disneyland is luxurious and beautiful. So that means California > Florida.[/QUOTE] Disneyland is 1 park, Disneyworld has 4... We also have other parks smart one: Busch Gardens/Sea World > Universal > Disneyworld and we have less restricted gun laws... So that means Florida > California

You forgot the part about how much it fucking rains.

im from florida and OP is lying it's actually a struggle for survival against indians to this day

did some one say.... flo rida? [img]http://prplmnt.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/florida-parlay-adore-vest.jpg[/img]