[QUOTE=Split3ndz;19761849]No, I know. :smug:[/QUOTE]
Fine, have her.
[QUOTE=Tu154M;19761857]Why is MisterMooth acting so pathetic and why is this thread so generally weird. The fuck is going on.
Also, face and titties.[/QUOTE]
Hahaha generally wierd, sounds like me.
Face and tits, so would you be okay with blow up love?
Figure is an important part for me she can be kinda skinny not anorexic but can be a little on the chubby side but not morbidly obese. Boobs and the almighty ass are also very important and the face and the hair. (short hair on a girl makes me think they're lesbians)
But personallity is the most important to me, but it's kinda hard to find a girl with those features that isn't a slut or uber christian/catholic.
[QUOTE=MisterMooth;19761869]Fine, have her.[/QUOTE]
Ok, later man.
You sucked. :smug:
[QUOTE=DoubleDD;19761825]ass
titties
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ass and titties[/QUOTE]
avatar fits
[QUOTE=MisterMooth;19761869]Fine, have her.[/QUOTE]
I am still completely and utterly confused as to how you even know I was worth that ten minutes of banter..?
The face is what attracts me first but obese/skinny girls are a no no. I like a girl with a curvy figure, a nice arse is just icing on the cake.
Also they have to have a sense of humour.
[QUOTE=MotherBitch;19761886]I am still completely and utterly confused as to how you even know I was worth that ten minutes of banter..?[/QUOTE]
MySpace. :v:
[QUOTE=rightpillock;19761875]Figure is an important part for me she can be kinda skinny not anorexic but can be a little on the chubby side but not morbidly obese. Boobs and the almighty ass are also very important and the face and the hair. (short hair on a girl makes me think they're lesbians)
But personallity is the most important to me, but it's kinda hard to find a girl with those features that isn't a slut or uber christian/catholic.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, christian is good though, in some ways its good for girls like that to keep their faith so they dont get used by wankers.
[QUOTE=MotherBitch;19761873]Hahaha generally wierd, sounds like me.
Face and tits, so would you be okay with blow up love?[/QUOTE]
That argument can apply to mostly any body part. Also they have ugly faces.
[QUOTE=MotherBitch;19761906]Yeah, christian is good though, in some ways its good for girls like that to keep their faith so they dont get used by wankers.[/QUOTE]
Too bad they grow up naive.
[QUOTE=Split3ndz;19761917]Too bad they grow up naive.[/QUOTE]
True that.
Eyes, because they can stare right through you. Plus they're a good place to focus your sight on when you're talking to a really hot girl with other rather attractive features :v:
Say, MotherBitch... you willing to address the rather long list of things FP wants to ask about the female portion of humanity?
Ill start.
1. Explain a period in three words.
2. Why are you (by you we mean women in general) cryptic to the level of driving us insane? :v:
3. How effective are tampons for masturbation? :q:
1. blood, annoying, ehh
2. Keep you guessing, if you can have it you dont want it anymore, also some dont even know they're doing it theyre just genuinely cryptic people
3. Not at all you batty crease, unless your a fucked up wierdo.
<3 happy to help
[QUOTE=Split3ndz;19762038]Say, MotherBitch... you willing to address the rather long list of things FP wants to ask about the female portion of humanity?
Ill start.
1. Explain a period in three words.
2. Why are you (by you we mean women in general) cryptic to the level of driving us insane? :v:
3. How effective are tampons for masturbation? :q:[/QUOTE]
How the hell can you even assume 1/10 of FP even gives a shit about that!?
Those are so random and stupid.
No one cares about those things...maybe slightly on the women being cryptic thing... But i think it's just assumed women will never make sense. It's just become fact.
The face has to be attractive enough, but the personality too is a big, big factor.
not always, maybe sometimes you dont try hard enough, usually theyre leaving hints. ;)
[QUOTE=actionhank;19762089]How the hell can you even assume 1/10 of FP even gives a shit about that!?
Those are so random and stupid.
No one cares about those things...maybe slightly on the women being cryptic thing... But i think it's just assumed women will never make sense. It's just become fact.[/QUOTE]
Come up with some more, Mr "I represent facepunch".
[QUOTE=Tu154M;19761857]Why is MisterMooth acting so pathetic and why is this thread so generally weird. The fuck is going on.
Also, face and titties.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, there's something Unfacepunch about this thread. The tone is off or something.
Nobody has even said "penis length" yet. What is happening to this forum?
[QUOTE=Zeke129;19762129]Yeah, there's something Unfacepunch about this thread. The tone is off or something.
Nobody has even said "penis length" yet. What is happening to this forum?[/QUOTE]
My dear sexist friend, I thought you'd never ask. Penis length, how juvenile, yet one of the things i seem to bring up everyday. I'm 27 inch how about you? I'm pretty hung cause the average is 6.
[QUOTE=Split3ndz;19762119]Come up with some more, Mr "I represent facepunch".[/QUOTE]
I'm not saying I do, but if you are having a girl answer the things the men of facepunch have always wondered...couldn't you ask something better?
Do you honestly care about tampons and periods?
I'm sure they're lame. Why would you want to hear about it?
My god I can't understand how so many people are falling for such a attention posting acne ridden boy. It's scary.
But like I said before, curves, balanced curves. She'd have to be pretty, too. (Or he.)
[QUOTE=4Chan User;19762208]My god I can't understand how so many people are falling for such a attention posting acne ridden boy. It's scary.
But like I said before, curves, balanced curves. She'd have to be pretty, too. (Or he.)[/QUOTE]
I'm not an acne ridden boy D:
Curves are healthy, agreed.
Her moves, face expressions, how she throws back her hair... hmmm =)
The penis
[QUOTE=WeltEnSTurm;19762289]Her moves, face expressions, how she throws back her hair... hmmm =)[/QUOTE]
Awhh, yes I've been told its the subtle things.
Look guys if you want to ask me anything go ahead
Before I hit the hay ...
:)
[QUOTE=rieda1589;19762295]The penis[/QUOTE]
Silly rieda1589! Females don't have a penis, they have a vagina!
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