Orphans are the luckiest! - General

They beat you in Africa,even at school, i don't want to think about orphanages. Take it from an African like me.

[QUOTE=Erebus.;19236374]Can we make Orphans a new fetish?[/QUOTE] I'm not typing that in google because it might attract police attention.

[QUOTE=radioactive;19236413]I'm not typing that in google because it might attract police attention.[/QUOTE] Your Flowers By Irene have arrived.

[QUOTE=Lone Wolf807;19236462]Your Flowers By Irene have arrived.[/QUOTE] Maize Industies 5 on this side of the water.

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I hope he doesn't get the idea to kill his parents for mediocre sex because everybody there will have some easily spread, terminal disease.

Just slip the nun in the lobby a hundred and the better part of this fantasy can come true without having dead parents :D

ITT: Parents are disowning OP.

If you want sex then you have to close the browser, go outside, speak to girls, SOCIALISE. Then get them a bit drunk at a party or something, then you take them up stairs into a bedroom. [B][U]PUT A CONDOM ON[/U][/B] Then fuck away.

I don't think the OP has considered the fact that he might get boned by some bully regardless of whether or not he was able to have his way with the ladies.

This thread :munch:

[QUOTE=radioactive;19236591]Then get them a bit drunk at a party or something,[/QUOTE] That part might not work considering he still seems to be controlled by his parents.

[QUOTE=KingQ8;19236163]Any people here who lived in an orphanage or had wild orphan sex at night? Share your stories. Fuel my fantasy.[/QUOTE] Wild orphan sex at night ? :wtc: You don't need to go in an orphanage, oh no, you need to go in a psychiatric hospital dude

I hope he knows most orphans are scabby and some have leprosy. Like I said good luck with your extravagant diseases, if you plan on being an orphan.

This thread reminds me of HellMoo.

[QUOTE=radioactive;19236591]If you want sex then you have to close the browser, go outside, speak to girls, SOCIALISE. Then get them a bit drunk at a party or something, then you take them up stairs into a bedroom. [B][U]PUT A CONDOM ON[/U][/B] Then fuck away.[/QUOTE] I find it quite pathetic how you have to get the girls you wanna fuck a bit drunk. Make it a bit easier on their eyes I suppose. But getting a girl drunk, you must be pretty bad looking.

something is terribly wrong with the op

Orphans are only lucky if they get to spend the night with Uncle Jerry.

I know someone who has lived in an orphanage, he says it is the loneliest place on earth; so have fun op.

op hates his family.

This guy is a troll by the way, or he is just a dumbass. eitheir way he deserves to be ignored.

[QUOTE=KingQ8;19236163]So, I was thinking last night of how awesome it would be to live in an orphanage. You wouldn't have parents telling you what to do, and you wouldn't have to listen to the caretakers, seeing as they aren't your parents. You could just mouth em off and be a right little dick. Then, I started thinking of how awesome it would be living with girls that aren't RELATED. You could go round boning em at night and having secret sleepovers, and the caretakers wouldn't know. You'd get all the pussy you want, and you could beat the shit out of all the other guys who were acting like white knights and moral fags. Only thing that would suck is the fact you were such a little shit that your parents disowned you, or they died. Any people here who lived in an orphanage or had [b]wild orphan sex at night[/b]? Share your stories. Fuel my fantasy.[/QUOTE] My secret fetish! Oh god, I'm so hard right now! But seriouslly, grow up.

Do orphanages even exist anymore? I thought kids in that situation just go live with foster families who lock them in the basement where they need to feed off of rats to survive

I'm an orphan, and I lost my virginity when I was 5 :smug:

More like you'd be getting hairy dicks because they section orphanages by gender. Have fun at your sausagefest, queerbag

Yeah, those lucky orphans, with their parents being dead and all

ITT:OP is 9 and mad at his parents because "They wouldn't let him fuck his "girlfriend"". Seriously, when you're a kid DO WHAT YOUR PARENTS TELL YOU TO DO!!!! I cannot overstate this enough, the only exception is when it hurts you or someone else.

OP realise how stupid you are please. Is not cool to have their parents dead and live on a orphanage only for "wild orphanage sex"

all he seems to be focusing on his boning orphan girls, there seems to be something wrong with him.

sounds like fun aka wild orphan sex doesn't actually happen and if you weren't getting pussy before you were an orphan you aren't getting any while you are one, OP.