[QUOTE=YoMother;23306499]The birds died because you didn't take care of them and you got healthy because of the medicine.
Fucking miracle.[/QUOTE]
brand new healthy birds dying in one day?
what
[QUOTE=BlazeFresh;23308394]brand new healthy birds dying in one day?
what[/QUOTE]
Healthy from some run of the mill pet store?
What
[QUOTE=infern0;23308131]How do you even remember a dream from when you were that young?[/QUOTE]
I remember a couple of a dreams from when I was young.
...and thoughts of pre-pubescent masturbation just crossed my mind. hmm...
Your parents told you this story to make your life seem more worthwhile, whereas in actuality your life is just as pointless and futile as the rest of us.
[QUOTE=*Freezorg*;23306687]"Miracle from God"? PPFFFTHAHAHAHAAHA no.
More like, Miracle from science/medicine.[/QUOTE]
The medicine only bought time.
Miracle.
[QUOTE=ionuttzu;23307553]
Some things just have to remain unexplained[/QUOTE]
Why? Because you want a reason to believe in fairytales?
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[QUOTE=YoMother;23306499]The birds died because you didn't take care of them and you got healthy because of the medicine.
[/QUOTE]
Exactly.
That story is deep man, good that you lived. Now it may not be a miracle from god, but it is a damn miracle regardless.
Some kind of flu...dead birds...H5N1?
I have an artery fetish and this thread made me cum
you have infected the birds
get out of town as quickly as possible before the zombie apocalypse begins
TC: iT's A mIrAcLe.
[QUOTE=theLazyLion;23306049]Now at this moment my mom believed that what had happened was a miracle from God. [/QUOTE]
[B]NO! NO! NO![/B] God causes plagues! He does not fucking cure them! History and religious bullshit scriptures taught us that. What you saw was a coinicdence. The birds obviously died from the chemicals in the hospital, due to them being birds, and the high amount of fumes of ammonia and dysinfectant. Fumes travel across the floor, they sufficated. Sure, it sucks, but GOD DOES NOT DESERVE CREDIT FOR THIS. What happened was that the medicine healed you, the credit goes to the doctors, don't feed the churches with more bullshit to use in order to scam people off of money!
If you belive in god, fine by me, but don't insult modern medicine by telling them your imaginary friend did it. They did it due to their hard work and medical brilliance, period!
Dude, Vinze, snip that shit on the quickfast.
All that post is gonna do is cause people to RAAAAGE and Argue and detract the quality of the thread, plus derail it.
This gave my heart a fuzzy feeling :3:
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oh shit heartworms
why is it that every time a miracle happens facepunch becomes one big group of pseudo-scientists and buzz-kills
[QUOTE=Archy;23323695]why is it that every time a miracle happens facepunch becomes one big group of pseudo-scientists and buzz-kills[/QUOTE]
I'm so fucking sorry that I cared for the lives of birds that are now wallowing in ANIMAL PURGATORY because someone ripped their souls out of their tiny adorable bodies and sealed their fate to forever be trapped in limbo
Animal hell is real
Seriously though, animals are very therapeutic. It's possible your parents are making this shit up but if they're not it's good that you survived.
I like this thread. Have a [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/heart.png[/IMG], OP.
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;23323770]I'm so fucking sorry that I cared for the lives of birds that are now wallowing in ANIMAL PURGATORY because someone ripped their souls out of their tiny adorable bodies and sealed their fate to forever be trapped in limbo
Animal hell is real[/QUOTE]
i'm more talking about the guys yelling modern medicine and telling the op to play with his imaginary friend
You have an awesome dad
Thanks for the comments guys..
Yeah, I know that all these events could have just been coincidence, like I said, I'm not too sure of calling such a thing a miracle, like some posted, the medicine probably bought me time for my immune system to kick in, and the birds my dad got could have already been sick and died that night. But in the end these series of events that occured were very convincing of a miracle, and I am very thankful to be alive, and lucky too, considering at that time I was very close to death and my immune system kicked in at the last minute, I'm also very grateful to the doctor that helped me and my family out.
Guys, one time I was sick with these disease I don't remember, and my dad was a doctor for all you know, and we went to these hospitals you never heard of, and got these tests that I don't remember, and they of course didn't find anything, and then I got this medicine to make me temporarily better which I also don't remember the name of. Then I harvested the souls of birds and got better again.
Hur.
[QUOTE=DTkach;23324155]Guys, one time I was sick with these disease I don't remember, and my dad was a doctor for all you know, and we went to these hospitals you never heard of, and got these tests that I don't remember, and they of course didn't find anything, and then I got this medicine to make me temporarily better which I also don't remember the name of. [B]Then I harvested the souls of birds and got better again.[/B]
Hur.[/QUOTE]
Animal hell and soul harvesting are serious subjects and you shouldn't be making fun of them man
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Two birds are experiencing the monstrous tortures of the abyss due to the OP they don't need to be the butt of your joke on top of it
I love fp
I knew you guys would make me laugh :v:
near the end of reading that i thought this was some creepy pasta shit but its real, rated heart
[QUOTE=theLazyLion;23324409]I love fp
I knew you guys would make me laugh :v:[/QUOTE]
Holy shit you are inhuman
This story is better if you have [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow[/media] playing in the background while you read it.
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