If You're Not On Facebook, It's Time To Get Over Yourself - General

[QUOTE=DogGunn;29312172]i fucking hate people that post status updates on facebook. so annoying. i don't mind it if you post a funny link, or something interesting, but i dont care that you're at work, or that you're eating a sandwich, and i doubt anyone else does. facebook is a great tool for communication though[/QUOTE] My facebook friends never make statuses like that. The two most common statuses are "like and I'll..." and attempts at being philosophers.

[QUOTE=SoaringScout;29312216]The two most common statuses are "like and I'll..." and attempts at being philosophers.[/QUOTE] sounds like gimps

I don't use it, and i'm not going to. Ever

[IMG]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcScJgXQKIV1vEG89kKdfS_k97yq0nEdZFdn5F4HtQaIUSTHoBiI[/IMG] people that use facebook: are/trys to be/pretend to be [IMG]http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/F/freakoftheweek/1039895841_partyboy.jpg[/IMG]

Propaganda machinery.

[QUOTE=DogGunn;29312172]i fucking hate people that post status updates on facebook. so annoying. i don't mind it if you post a funny link, or something interesting, but i dont care that you're at work, or that you're eating a sandwich, and i doubt anyone else does. facebook is a great tool for communication though[/QUOTE] Your right. No one wants to hear "OMG Im eatin this sandwhich LOL" and that farmville shit is fucking annoying.

[QUOTE=Bobs Your Uncle;29314308]Your right. No one wants to hear "OMG Im eatin this sandwhich LOL" and that farmville shit is fucking annoying.[/QUOTE] Farmville has always sucked balls.

I have only one friend in real life. No one else I know online has a Facebook. I just... Simply don't have a real need for it. No one in my family has one, because they don't need one either. They have no friends that have a Facebook. To my parents, it's a waste of time in their busy life. In my case, why would I use it, just to talk to the one friend I have in real life, the only friend I have that has a Facebook account she actually uses? I hate creating accounts I don't ever really have a use for. And for finding people I knew in school? Fuck that, fuck them. They're all preppy little shits with brains the size of a grape with growth stunting. "Oh, you like vidya games? You like those 'Japanist Animai'? (seriously saw someone spell it that way...) OH MY GOD NERD NERD EWWW GROSS GET IT AWAY!11 ONLY GOOD GAME IS CALL-A-DOOTY"

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;29317800]I And for finding people I knew in school? Fuck that, fuck them. They're all [b]preppy little shits with brains the size of a grape with growth stunting. "Oh, you like vidya games? You like those 'Japanist Animai'? (seriously saw someone spell it that way...) OH MY GOD NERD NERD EWWW GROSS GET IT AWAY!11 ONLY GOOD GAME IS CALL-A-DOOTY"[/b][/QUOTE] You just described most people in my school.

I have a Facebook account so that I can check when I go take a shit at work.

[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;29318340]I have a Facebook account so that I can check when I go take a shit at work.[/QUOTE] I hope you check it on your phone, because people will think your up to something if you're bringing a laptop into the bathroom.

Facebook makes you stupid.

[QUOTE=NO ONE;29276957]Facebook helps me stay in touch with everyone[/QUOTE] Phone. Face-to-face contact. Mail. Too many alternatives to mention that AREN'T riddled with "xD i ate a potato"

Got a friend that refuses to make a facebook, and also deleted her Hi5 (same thing as facebook, but alot more under aged people, ANNOYING AS FUCK NAMES AND PROFILE PAGES THAT BLOW YOUR EYES OUT and maybe some more shit). She doesn't has one because she finds it a overhyped fad and doesn't really needs one.... Oh shit she's sort of a hipster... She's also anti-social to a meter.

Fuck Facebook, it is a confusing horribly written ass of a website that turns normal people into nomadic bigots who do nothing but post about how they "hadz a bad/gud dey" [editline]20th April 2011[/editline] It replaces normal relationships and human interaction with unimaginably anti-social bullshit.

[QUOTE=U.S.S.R;29320251]Fuck Facebook, it is a confusing horribly written ass of a website that turns normal people into nomadic bigots who do nothing but post about how they "hadz a bad/gud dey" [editline]20th April 2011[/editline] It replaces normal relationships and human interaction with unimaginably anti-social bullshit.[/QUOTE] You've never even given it a try have you? :colbert:

Facebook is useless to me. I don't know a lot of people and the ones I do know, I just use Skype to talk to them. [editline]12:20PM[/editline] Besides, no one gives a shit about my day whatsoever.

[QUOTE=Rellow;29320377]Facebook is useless to me. I don't know a lot of people and the ones I do know, I just use Skype to talk to them. [editline]12:20PM[/editline] Besides, no one gives a shit about my day whatsoever.[/QUOTE] I care <3

[QUOTE=rampageturke 2;29320428]I care <3[/QUOTE] I've spent the entirety of my spring break indoors, in the same room. So no. No you don't. :colbert:

[QUOTE=Rellow;29320445]I've spent the entirety of my spring break indoors, in the same room. So no. No you don't. :colbert:[/QUOTE] Wow, are you me from another dimension?

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;29320477]Wow, are you me from another dimension?[/QUOTE] I dunno, maybe I'm the black version of you. :v:

I don't use facebook because I don't really need to. I see my friends on a daily basis, mainly due to how I work with them

I think facebook is annoying and unnecessary but holy shit, some you guys have really bad reasons to dislike it people not using perfect grammar is not something to get pissed off about. and so what if people talk about their day? the whole point of facebook is to keep up with what people are doing. jesus christ

fuck,I don't even stay in touch with people no more

[QUOTE=Rellow;29320445]I've spent the [b]entirety of my spring break indoors, in the same room[/b]. So no. No you don't. :colbert:[/QUOTE] Are you me posting from the future?

[quote]Facebook, much like Twitter, has a lot that sucks about it. A tremendous amount. You're exposed to inane human behavior on a scope and volume unprecedented in the history of mankind. And yes, there are privacy eyebrow-raises that are warranted—it's a little weird that people I barely know anymore see where I work, where I live, and who I'm talking to. And there's plenty of crap. Pokes from creepy people. Photos of idiots. Moronic comments. Racism. All the worst parts about our species, sandwiched between poorly-targeted banner ads. [/quote] The reason why I don't use facebook lies within the OP. And just for the sake of it, I DO have facebook. I never used it.

I like how this writer assumes that the only possible way of communication is through facebook. I do not see how facebook is better than an IM program + email. I don't give a shit about your photos, I don't give a shit about your status.

why would i want a facebook account when i can use a thing called real life and e-mail and my phone to talk to people i don't give a shit about the half a billion people that use it, i don't know 0.99999999999999999999999999etc billion of them them and i don't want to know them

I also love how he thinsk that people who don't use facebook hate technology. Eat a dick, I jizz at complex machinery and would propmptly replace parts of my body with machinery if it proved itself to be safe and mroe efficient.

The only thing I hate is when people tell me I have no friends when I have like 8-12 people on my friend list. My sister always brings this up when I talk with her and I find it annoying. Having 20 or more friends =/= means your popular