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[quote]Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML[/quote]
[QUOTE=ScoutKing;19222956]Don't tell anybody but theres a underground movement about rounding them all up...
We already are getting cattle cars for transportation, we just need more volunteers.[/QUOTE]Interesting....more info please I would love to help fuck these twilighters up.
How come only girls do shit like this?
Let the fan girls do what they want. Then when they get into the real world and have their tattoos and their weird fetishes any normal person would see how fucked up they are and their life will in turn become that of an obese 40 year old single woman who is obsessed with romance novels and has too many cats.
I wonder what would happen if each of us posted a story that is clearly hating the series...
I'm glad my girlfriend hates the series
[QUOTE=demoniclemon;19223042]I wonder what would happen if each of us posted a story that is clearly hating the series...[/QUOTE]
The website would explode to the amount of fan girls rushing in the comment on it :P
I think [i]I'm[/i] gonna go cry myself to sleep...
[QUOTE=slbobo;19222768]"today my boyfriend told me he wouldn't fuck me, oh my god my life is just like bellas"
i submitted it
my name is omgedwardisastalker[/QUOTE]
I submitted something along the lines of discovering that Twilight was just a movie and not real, and killing myself because I couldn't live with the lie. :v:
[quote]Today I had twin boys and named one Edward and the other Jacob. MLIT[/quote]
What the hell?
[QUOTE=Yahnich;19223129]I love how these crazy girlfriends are breaking up with their boyfriends, that means they won't be spreading their retarded genes.[/QUOTE]
Until they find someone equally retarded, thereby breeding to create a race of double-retards. D:
This is why we can't have nice things.
[QUOTE=UncleJimmema;19223029]Let the fan girls do what they want. Then when they get into the real world and have their tattoos and their weird fetishes any normal person would see how fucked up they are and their life will in turn become that of an obese 40 year old single woman who is obsessed with romance novels and has too many cats.[/QUOTE]
Well said.
+1 repec
This is just sad.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;19223233]Hey, you guys should read the comments, they're hilarious[/QUOTE]
woah, this guy could be onto something here
I heard about this on [url=http://www.distortedview.com/show/]Distorted View Daily[/url].
This is more worse of a fetish than being a furry.
I knew a girl that went to my high school, her name is Sarah Connor. My life is Terminator
Clearly, the site's been overwhelmed with negative stories once the site was spread around the Internet, since the mods last approved a story on the 20th.
[quote]Today, I saw a silver Volvo headed in the opposite direction than I was. I proceeded to turn around and try to catch up to it to see if it was Edward, just in case. MLIT[/quote]
Proof that shitty product placement works on the weak and feeble-minded!
[QUOTE=TwilightFaggot4Ever]I have seen Twilight 207 times (Still counting). On March 23 when Twilight was released on DVD, I bought it at 12:06 a.m. And ever since that day I have watched it every night before I fall asleep. Filling my dreams with Edward and our meadow. I can repeat the entire movie. MLIT.[/QUOTE]
Wow, so sad...
[QUOTE=paul simon;19223019]How come only girls do shit like this?[/QUOTE]
I didn't know until I read this: [url]http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight[/url]
This guy is [b]very[/b] intelligent and brings up a convincing point.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;19222660]We need the Ughh emote back.[/QUOTE]
:objection:
We have some substitutions.
:regd09: :crying: :frown:
[QUOTE=Twilifaggot]We need the Ughh emote back.[/QUOTE]Today, i told my boyfriend to go outside and roll in the snow. when he came back he glittered with the water and he was cold ! have i found my edward .MLIT[/quote]
I hope they get frostbite and die. :biggrin:
Sooner or later, these idiots would gather somewhere...
[quote]Today I made out with my large sybarian husky because he reminded me of Jacob. MLIT[/quote]
What the fuck.
[quote=OP's Post]Yesterday night I couldnt go to sleep because my crush had denied me so I grabbed my Eclipse book and read where Edward said “You are the only one who has touched my heart, It will always be yours, sleep my only love.” and [b]I pretended I was Bella and cried myself to sleep.[/b] Edward is perfect. MLIT[/quote]
:geno:
[quote]Today I made out with my large sybarian husky because he reminded me of Jacob. MLIT[/quote]
I would say lets raid, but that's against the rules. Although in this situation this is a must so let's raid, not really. What we can do is all go to the website and post on how we saw twilight chicks being involved in random violence or book burnings.
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