My Life is Twilight - General

Rage building.

ITT people don't realize it's satire. [editline]10:45PM[/editline] no fucking seriously this shit is golden how the fuck do you think this is serious [editline]10:45PM[/editline] kill yourselves

Holy shit, I heard they even made a dildo that goes cold when you insert it in yourself to replicate that faggot's dick

[QUOTE=V-typ3;19224688]Holy shit, I heard they even made a dildo that goes cold when you insert it in yourself to replicate that faggot's dick[/QUOTE] But it only works on men.

[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;19224661]ITT people don't realize it's satire. [editline]10:45PM[/editline] no fucking seriously this shit is golden how the fuck do you think this is serious [editline]10:45PM[/editline] kill yourselves[/QUOTE] You're overestimating the amount of sanity Twilight fans have.

[url]http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/search.php?type=article&text=fag[/url] I was suprised...

[QUOTE=Kyle902;19222660]We need the Ughh emote back.[/QUOTE] All the emoticons are never actually deleted, they are still stored on the FP server Here: [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/ughh.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=gRuKz;19224835][url]http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/search.php?type=article&text=fag[/url] I was suprised...[/QUOTE] lol it was a dude! what a fag

Can't wait til' 4chan hears about this.

If that was true you wouldn't be able to sleep Because reality is better than your dreams :eng101:

We gotta' hack this. And burn it.

People like this make Nosferatu cry. look how sad he is [img]http://www.movieforum.com/features/festivals/tiff01/images/nosferatu/nosferatu.jpg[/img]

[quote=kinyaloss]I had a dream I was having sex with Edward, then the alarm clock went off and when I rolled over I seen my boyfriend next to me and I frowned. Then he looked at me and asked "Why are you stairing at me?" I replied "your not edward" then he jumped up and said "Edward? Who's Edward?" -MLIT [/quote] Edward Longshanks? Isn't he a skeleton by now? :downs: [media]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b2/Gal_nations_edward_i.jpg[/media] [url]http://www.mywot.com/en/scorecard/mylifeistwilight.com[/url] [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/29c8k2h.jpg[/IMG] :cawg:

[quote]Lately I've been having these intense desires to dress up as Bella. So, I got some of my mom's clothes and put them on. I also roll in a pile of glitter sometimes. It makes me tingle.[/quote] Submitted one.

My Life is Twilight? How about "My Brain lost Brain Cells?" :smithicide:

[quote]Today my mom, sister, and I were driving to the store when we drove by a car dealership. I began to scream at the top of my lungs causing my mom to get scared and swerve on the, thankfully, empty road. She asked what was wrong. I told her I saw a shiny silver volvo. My sister laughed. MLIT[/quote] [quote]it would have been funny if you ran into a tree on the side of the road and died[/quote] :golfclap:

A friend let me borrow twilight on dvd...if I were to make a thread about my after/before thoughts, would I get banned or something?

:suicide:

[QUOTE=Hmn30;19225566]A friend let me borrow twilight on dvd...if I were to make a thread about my after/before thoughts, would I get banned or something?[/QUOTE] You know? I might do this, with "xx minutes into the move" updates

Vampires are now made out to be pussies.

[quote]Today, I saw New Moon. For the 17th time. I now know the whole movie by word. MLIT.[/quote] Aren't there cancer researchers or people fighting terrorism who could have used the approximately $170 she spent on watching that movie? And I can't even imagine how much overpriced movie popcorn it takes to fill something with the mass of a whale.

I'm sure at least half of these must be made up in those same Twilight fantasies. Twilight fangirls don't have boyfriends!

....... :suicide:

[quote]When my best friend (of three years) and I went to see New Moon together, we were both dedicated and highly devoted Edward Cullen fans. Half way through the movie, my best friend converted to a Jacob fan/lover. We aren't friends anymore. MLIT[/quote] That's pretty bad, the boyfriend ones probably weren't boyfriends of 3 years. Oh well, they don't need friends.

This isn't funny. This is just sad.

[QUOTE=Sihav;19226223]I'm sure at least half of these must be made up in those same Twilight fantasies. Twilight fangirls don't have boyfriends![/QUOTE] They aren't born fangirls. It's like a disease! It's spreading, sometimes even to the more intelligent side: the men! They start out so normal, you'd never expect them to become fangirls... and then bam! She comes home one day with "I wanna fuck sparkleboy" tatoo'd across her belly. That's when you know the magic has died... [editline]01:48AM[/editline] Been posted (a link to the page anyway) but... [img]http://theoatmeal.com/img/stories/twilight/fans.png[/img]

They totaly didn't copy fml /sarcasm

[QUOTE=Foda;19222875]average weight of each visitor on that website: >300 lbs[/QUOTE] Too many teenage girls in my school go to FML, MLIA, etc etc and feel like posting them as their statuses and on their friend's walls. They are pretty hot though.

[quote]While surfing the web I came to a screen that read "The End of the Internet Congratulations! This is the last page. Thank you for visiting the End of the Internet. There are no more links.You must now turn off your computer and go do something productive. Go read a book, for pete's sake." I immediately turned off my comp and went and read Twilight for the thousandths time.[/quote] An awful waste of a perfectly good thing.

Twilights done nothing but good for me. If I talk 50% less than normal around chicks and look angry, they're like "You remind me of Edward from Twilight Z0MG" It's fucking amazing.