My Life is Twilight

[Bluflame789]

Every twilight fan needs to see this

[IMG]http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt27/IllicoPresto/Motivational/RealVampires.jpg[/IMG]

[Arsonist!]

today i finally convinced my boyfriend to let me give him a makeover. when we were done he had white makeup red lips and sparkles all over him. i am single now MLIT

Good for him

[Human]

Well... Look what I just found..
[url]http://mylifeisaverage.com/[/url]

Oh dear god, why internet!

[NintendoKain]

[QUOTE=Human;19228604]Well... Look what I just found..
[url]http://mylifeisaverage.com/[/url]

Oh dear god, why internet![/QUOTE]

I really like this site, it's kinda cute.

One day, when I had nothing to do, I started singing the Poke'mon theme. I was only a line or two into it when two of my friends joined me. We ended up finishing the entire song with epic hand gestures and all. We were in Marine Corps boot camp. These are the people protecting you. MLIA'

these guys kick astronomical amounts of ass.

[acds]

[QUOTE=Yahnich;19223033]Harry Potter, REPRESENT[/QUOTE]

Now where is the .gif of "Edward" getting killed at the end of The Goblet of Fire...

[ashxu]

[QUOTE=Comtochus;19225241]Edward Longshanks? Isn't he a skeleton by now? :downs:
[media]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b2/Gal_nations_edward_i.jpg[/media]

[url]http://www.mywot.com/en/scorecard/mylifeistwilight.com[/url]
[IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/29c8k2h.jpg[/IMG]
:cawg:[/QUOTE]

for those people that are too lazy to click
[img]http://imgkk.com/i/L95GnV.jpg[/img]

[長門有希]

[QUOTE=UncleJimmema;19223029]Let the fan girls do what they want. Then when they get into the real world and have their tattoos and their weird fetishes any normal person would see how fucked up they are and their life will in turn become that of an obese 40 year old single woman who is obsessed with romance novels and has too many cats.[/QUOTE]

Poor cats.

[wutanggrenad]

In the 80's I was obsessed with TMNT, I got a turtle shell tattooed on my nutsack with cowabunga right up my cock.

I regret it every fucking day

[NintendoKain]

Today I got a magazine, on the cover was Robert Pattinson as Edward. My dad took a look at the cover then asked me “Do you know why he is so pale?” Just as I was about to respond because he’s a vampire, he said “Because there’s no light in the closet.” Thanks dad for clearing that up. MLIA

[Zero-Point]

[QUOTE=NintendoKain;19229125]Today I got a magazine, on the cover was Robert Pattinson as Edward. My dad took a look at the cover then asked me “Do you know why he is so pale?” Just as I was about to respond because he’s a vampire, he said “Because there’s no light in the closet.” Thanks dad for clearing that up. MLIA[/QUOTE]

That's pure GOLD. :v:

[NintendoKain]

Yeah new favorite site holy shit.

[mak364]

[QUOTE=Hmn30;19225566]A friend let me borrow twilight on dvd...if I were to make a thread about my after/before thoughts, would I get banned or something?[/QUOTE]

stream it on u stream so we can all watch and laugh at how pathetic it is

[RibbonHead09]

[QUOTE=Ohforf;19229013]Oh dear god, if any of these are true...

Okay guys, we're going whalehunting[/QUOTE]

Let me get my harpoon.

[LameBot]

[quote]Today I woke up from a nap on my girlfriends couch only to realize that she had covered me in Twilight body glitter while I was asleep. FML+MLIT[/quote]
Oh wow...

[editline]01:21PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=Ohforf;19229013]Oh dear god, if any of these are true...

Okay guys, we're going whalehunting[/QUOTE]

You got my axe

[Mystfit]

[quote]Today, I saw New Moon. For the 17th time. I now know the whole movie word by word. MLIT[/quote]

... the hell?

[NintendoKain]

f.

[Raiskauskone]

[QUOTE=ser770;19229281]Oh wow...

[editline]01:21PM[/editline]

You got my axe[/QUOTE]

And my RGM-84A Harpoon armed with 221 kg Warhead and Active Radar Guidance System

[Shibbey]

Volvo must be bathing in money by the looks of things.

[gerbils_alt_2]

Damn I tried to troll the site.
But they apparently screen what you submit.

[Craayy]

This is how the movie should have ended

[IMG]http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn175/crrazzyy/8wfwhv.jpg[/IMG]

[CourageDog]

[quote]Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me and I smiled but didn't reply. He waited a few seconds before saying "Say it." I just smiled. Then he said "Outloud." I smiled a bit more and whispered "Vampire.". I'm not going to lie, it caused an argument. MLIT.[/quote]

what a bitch

[Chaos-Jedi]

Ok reading these things makes me angry.
I HATE TWILIGHT AND I'VE BEEN DRAGGED OUT TO SEE BOTH OF THEM.
The 2nd movie was so depressing.
My friend gets really offended when I keep telling her how pathetic everyone is, those teenies just don't understand... These characters do not exist... if they let their whole life be a Twilight obsession they're not gonna know what real life is. xD

[Zero-Point]

[QUOTE=Chaos-Jedi;19229848]Ok reading these things makes me angry.
I HATE TWILIGHT AND I'VE BEEN DRAGGED OUT TO SEE BOTH OF THEM.
The 2nd movie was so depressing.
My friend gets really offended when I keep telling her how pathetic everyone is, those teenies just don't understand... These characters do not exist... if they let their whole life be a Twilight obsession they're not gonna know what real life is. xD[/QUOTE]

That comes with any obsession really.

But especially Twilight. :argh:

[Chaos-Jedi]

[QUOTE=Zero-Point;19229940]That comes with any obsession really.

But especially Twilight. :argh:[/QUOTE]

I know it's just... A Twilight obsession is the most pathetic obsession anyone could have...
My cousin said to me "Gay Sparkly Vampires!" I laughed, then posted it on FaceBook and 2 of my friends got really offended. It was funny cause I kept pissing them off about it.

[mikeyt493]

[quote]Yesterday night I couldnt go to sleep because my crush had denied me so I grabbed my Eclipse book and read where Edward said “You are the only one who has touched my heart, It will always be yours, sleep my only love.” and I pretended I was Bella and cried myself to sleep. Edward is perfect. MLIT[/quote]

Ahahaha

[Zero-Point]

[QUOTE=Chaos-Jedi;19229990]I know it's just... A Twilight obsession is the most pathetic obsession anyone could have...
My cousin said to me "Gay Sparkly Vampires!" I laughed, then posted it on FaceBook and 2 of my friends got really offended. It was funny cause I kept pissing them off about it.[/QUOTE]

Friends like that are actually pretty fun to have. No matter HOW much they manage to piss you off all it takes is "Gay sparkly vampires!" and you've instantly turned the tide.

Like my friend with his "faggot spess elves". :v:

[Uncle_Earl]

-I was late, rate me clocks-

[Zero-Point]

Doesn't work, it's moderated.

[LooperNor]

I was late.

[editline]03:13PM[/editline]

Clocks plz.

[editline]03:14PM[/editline]

They sure got the ad on the top there to the right audience.

[Ztriker7]

[quote]My parents went to see New Moon for their 25th wedding anniversary. I am satisfied that I have inherited decent genes. MLIT.[/quote]
Haha holy shit