I want to bash my head against the wall. Like really fucking bad.
[editline]02:21PM[/editline]
[quote]Today I was sitting next to a boy in my science class, I suddenly touched his skin and said " you're pale white, and your skin is ice cold " turns out he was sick. MLIT[/quote]
My god.
[quote]Today, my boyfriend said we "needed to talk". We talked about what would happen in case of a zombie invasion. Not only do I think we're well prepared, I think I've found my soulmate. MLIA.[/quote]
This girl is officially awesome.
Today, I cancelled my subscription to a magazine I like just because they wrote that they were 100% Team Jacob, MLIT
[quote]Today, as in every day, when I reread all of the Twilight books, I will cry, and when my boyfriend walks in the room I will intentionally start a fight with him & yell at him for "not being Edward Cullen". He knows now not to come in the room while I'm reading. MLIT[/quote]
Really? REALLY?
[editline]06:46PM[/editline]
[quote]My friend gave me a perfume for my birthday. and it said "TWILIGHT" on it. I started screaming up and down, thinking she bought me the actual trademark perfume, but then I noticed the smaller print "By Sarah Jessica Parker." I stopped screaming and said "Oh." I really hurt her feelings. MLIT.[/quote]
What the FUCK
[editline]06:47PM[/editline]
[quote]Today someone came to the door looking for donations for a dog shelter. I responded we were really cat people more than dog people. She said you don't have to pick sides. I countered with I'm sorry, you have to pick sides. It's like Edward and Jacob. She looked embarrassed for me. I'm a dude. MLIT.[/quote]
No comments.
[editline]06:48PM[/editline]
[quote]I discovered this site literally hours after it came up, and I've been enjoying it tremendously at work. But last night when I came in, I got a message from the stupid IT department saying this site was blocked because it was a "Social Networking" site. I'm sooo finding another job today. MLIT[/quote]
Well maybe you shouldn't spend all the time there.
[editline]06:49PM[/editline]
[quote]Today, I skipped class to go to Barnes & Noble. I have done this everyday since NM, and I go straight to the magazine section. I now have over 15 magazines with NM on the cover in my room. I am in grad school and should be studying for 5 finals. But MLIT! Back to reading eclipse and not studying.[/quote]
:downsbravo:
[editline]06:50PM[/editline]
[quote]Today, my boyfriend cut the brakes on my car! MLIT![/quote]
ಠ_ಠ
[editline]06:53PM[/editline]
Today, I found this website. I spent the past 2 hours reading every single post instead of working on my science project. MLIT
:downs:
[editline]06:55PM[/editline]
Today I was going through a new makeup kit I got. As I was looking at eyeshadows I noticed that it had glitter. There wasa glitter color just like the Cullens. I had a Twi-moment. MLIT
wow
I am a student of web making . my teacher gave me a work to make a site and get some vistors . So i come to this forum .I Think You Will Visit My Site And Help Me In My wORK . This Site Is About Some Pictures Of Girls Including Me. The 1st Picture Is Mine . OK
Visit The Below Link And After Visiting Pictures Click On The Top Banner Which Is In YELLOW TEXT please
[url]http://the-india.co.cc[/url]
[QUOTE=Ezhik;19231507]:words:[/QUOTE]
:smithicide:
are those people brainwashed?
[editline]03:56PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=urneed2020;19231634]This is an advert, people get banned for quoting me[/QUOTE]
Fuck you
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Quoting an adbot" - Lithifold))[/highlight]
Today I legally changed my name to Bella Swan. MLIT.
:bravo:
[editline]06:57PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Uncle_Earl;19231641]:smithicide:
are those people brainwashed?
[/QUOTE]
I'm sure they are.
[editline]06:59PM[/editline]
i past a street sign yesterday named twilight road...i stopped got out of the car and took a picture on my phone.mlit
If she got hit by a car, I would bail the person who did it out of jail.
I am a student of web making . my teacher gave me a work to make a site and get some vistors . So i come to this forum .I Think You Will Visit My Site And Help Me In My wORK . This Site Is About Some Pictures Of Girls Including Me. The 1st Picture Is Mine . OK
Visit The Below Link And After Visiting Pictures Click On The Top Banner Which Is In YELLOW TEXT please
[url]http://the-india.co.cc[/url]
when the song possibility (where the seasons pass and bella is despressed) came on I did the same thing bella did. I sat at my window staring out with a blank expression on my face except I was crying because I felt like a whole was ripped through my chest. I felt like edward left me. MLIT
You need your own life.
[editline]07:01PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=urneed2020;19231721]. The 1st Picture Is Mine [/QUOTE]
you are hot
[editline]07:02PM[/editline]
I cant help but giggle when my husband say he cant live in a world without me!
Huh?
[editline]07:03PM[/editline]
Today, while stopped at a red light I notice that I was next to a silver Volvo. As I was looking at it the driver turned and we made eye contact, so naturally I yelled "OMG Edward you came back for me!!!" Needless to say the man was not as amused as I was. MLIT
What's up with silver Volvos?
[quote]In the ninth grade biology class I teach, there is a boy named Ed and a girl named Bella. I have paired them up for every lab assignment we have had so far in this year in hopes that they will get together. I even asked my supervisors permission to hold a blood testing day. MLIT [/quote]
:ohdear:
[quote] Today I was playing Left 4 Dead 2 with my friend on Xbox 360 and he asked me if I saw New Moon with my gf. I told him "No way, I don't watch that crap", even though I really saw it three times over the weekend. I then pretended all the zombies in L4D were instead vampires. GO TEAM JACOB![/quote]
L4D? how dare they!
[quote] Today, I was half naked and getting dressed when my Edward cutout (which I bought on one of my frequent trips to Forks) fell on top of me. Instead of pushing it off, I exclaimed, "Oh Edward! Not this early!" Then my mother walked in and took him out of my room saying, "its for my own good." MLIT [/quote]
perverted cardboard cutouts?
[quote] Today I made out with my large sybarian husky because he reminded me of Jacob. MLIT [/quote]
Thats just disturbing
I've watched Twilight the movie 25 times.. I know it word for word.. I've read all the twilight saga books all together 15 times each. I've seen New Moon 14 times and I know it also word for word.. Sigh.. I am defintely obsessed, have been since 2006. MLIT
wow.
[editline]07:06PM[/editline]
Every time I walk outside and it is a rainy cold day, I feel like Im in Forks! Secretly I hope I will find an Edward to call my own! MLIT
poor town
[editline]07:08PM[/editline]
Today me and a friend were walking in a WalMart parking lot and a car was heading towards us and I was the only one who saw. Instead of saying something I first had the thought "Just see if Edward saves her" Sadly the car stopped before I could see. I'm such a good friend. MLIT.
IF I WAS IN THAT MOTHERFUCKING CAR, I WOULD HIT YOU, AND THEN GET A MOTHERFUCKING NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOR THAT.
[editline]07:12PM[/editline]
Today, I saw a silver Volvo drive past. Needless to say, I creepily stared at it until I was sure it wasn't Edward. MLIT
Note to self: By a silver Volvo, Edward mask, and flip off people screaming a me.
[editline]07:13PM[/editline]
Today, I decided that it is better to be single for the rest of my life than to settle for someone who is not Edward or Jacob. I'm happy with my decision. MLIT
Thank god these genes aren't passing on.
[editline]07:15PM[/editline]
Today I went to borders to buy the softcover edition of New Moon with the movie cover. I now own 5 copies of New Moon.
why
[editline]07:16PM[/editline]
Today I was at the mall and i saw two VERY nice cars, nice enough to make you wonder if vampires live in Pensacola, FL. =] MLIT
HOLY SHIT A VOLVO EDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARD
[editline]07:17PM[/editline]
Today my mom cleaned my room and used my life sized edward cutout as a scarf hanger... I was NOT happy.... MLIT
"YOU FUCKING BITCH WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE!! THIS IS WHY DAD LEFT YOU"
Damn, they must have a huge amount of money from all this faggots.
Can people really get this obsessive? :ohdear:
I feel bad everytime a critic or friend bashes twilight. I just turn red and i feel all warm like a werewolf. I am so protective of the series that i spend my time quarreling with them and commenting on twillight posts especially in EW. I literally write drafts of how this certain scene should be
Fuckers!! How DARE! HOW FUCKING DARE THEY to have their opinions!!
[editline]07:20PM[/editline]
Today I was inspired to work out, cut my hair short, and wear dark denim cut-off shorts (even if its cold out), all because of Jacob's wolf pack in New Moon. I got people into believing I was auditioning for an acting role as an extra in the movie "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse". MILT
How to get girls to like you.
[editline]07:22PM[/editline]
tomorrow im going to the eye doctor for a yearly exam. i am TOTALLY getting gold contacts :))))
why
[editline]07:23PM[/editline]
Today I went to see New Moon with my friend. When I got home I demanded my boyfriend immediately go to the gym and start working out and walk around with no shirt on so that I could have my own version of Jacob. He laughed at me and told me to find a new BF. MLIT.
:bravo:
[editline]07:25PM[/editline]
When I first started reading the twilight saga I got so into it that I lied to friends, called in sick for work, and skipped meals. All four books were read in under 48 hours.
Fuck life, the book is waiting.
Today I walked out of work and saw that the sun had disappeared and was replaced by grey clouds and rain. While heading to my car I saw a shiny new silver Volvo parked next to me. The first thing I thought: If only this was Forks, things would be perfect. MLIT.
...
[QUOTE=Strider_07;19225036]People like this make Nosferatu cry.
look how sad he is
[img]http://www.movieforum.com/features/festivals/tiff01/images/nosferatu/nosferatu.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
D'aaaww :3:
Today in history we were talking about the Spanish flu and I immediently thought of Edward :D
what
Jesus they have 130 pages of this shit
Today I was doing laundry and I turned on my dryer and it sputtered a little bit and I immediately thought about Kristen Stewart at the end of Twilight and how she couldn't get her words out to Edward! It was almost the same rhythm!! MLIT.
wow
[QUOTE=mynames2long;19230972]This girl is officially awesome.[/QUOTE]
Zoey.
[QUOTE=Ezhik;19232198]Today I was doing laundry and I turned on my dryer and it sputtered a little bit and I immediately thought about Kristen Stewart at the end of Twilight and how she couldn't get her words out to Edward! It was almost the same rhythm!! MLIT.
wow[/QUOTE]
You're a braver man than most, searching that shit-stained site for our pleasure.
My life is facepunch.
now, on topic:
Me and my friend shauna shout edward every time we see a volvo and jacob every time we see a Voltswagon Rabbit.MLIT
WTF is a VOLTSWAGON?
Today, me and my friend were discusing the pros and cons of being a vampire. The crazy thing is we were completely serious. We were genuinely talking about if we would want to be a vampire or not if given the choice. MLIT.
Lets talk about the pros and cons of being an obsessive fan.
Last week, I went out drinking for my friends 21st birthday. The entire night, we fed him shots and dirty pints, and all night he would not stop talking about twilight. He got so drunk he passed out. We left him outside a police station with a note saying 'I'm a werewolf, arrest me'. HLIT
*sigh* with friends like that...
Today, I got my 52 year old aunt a team Edward shirt that she is now Proudly wearing. MLIT.
Poor old auntie.
Today me and friend decided that instead of saying "lets go hang out", we will now say "Lets go sparkling!". We are three mostly heterosexual manly men. MLIT
perfectly straight men.
The other day I realized there is a kid in my school named Jacob and another named Edward, and I've been secretly goading them into fighting the the death by slipping notes in their lockers and claiming that both have openly admitted to grevious hate crimes. My life is soon to be twilight. MLIT
Officialy, if your name is edward or jacob, you are screwed.
oday I helped this old lady out to her car. I noticed it was a Volvo. While the lady was telling me about all of it's features, all I could think was EdwardCullenEdwardCullenEdwardCullenEdwardCullenEdwardCullenEdwardCullenEdwardCullen. MLIT.
...
[editline]07:37PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=venn177;19232216]You're a braver man than most, searching that shit-stained site for our pleasure.[/QUOTE]
I'm always ready to laugh at crazy people.
[editline]07:38PM[/editline]
Today I decided that all boys are either vampires or werevoles. MLIT
well then why are they called humans
[editline]07:39PM[/editline]
Today, in biology, we watched a video on the Spanish Influenza. I thought about Edward Cullen throughout the whole video! MLIT
≈50 million died, but it's EDWARD!!!!
[editline]07:40PM[/editline]
Today, I was flirting with this really hot guy. Suddenly he stopped talking then said, "I forgot, you're in love with a fictional vampire and a hairy, British actor." then he turned around and never looked back. I was proud MLIT
What are you proud for? That people avoid you?
[editline]07:40PM[/editline]
Today, my mom was reading baking instructions. "bake until golden brown" she mumbled to herself. My response? maybe its the flourecents... MLIT
what
[editline]07:43PM[/editline]
I live in Seattle, Washington. But, I have yet to go to Forks. I have gone to Port Angeles and eaten Mushroom Ravioli with a Coke. But I have never gone to Forks or La Push. I fear that I never will be able to with a Twilight hating mother and father. Someone come and take me? Please? MLIT
Oh no, my parents hate Twillight, FUCK THEM!!!!!! They love me? Whatever!!!!
[editline]07:46PM[/editline]
I'm almost embarassed to invite my non-Twilight friends over to my place. Why, you ask? Because my roommate and I have Twilight stuff scattered ALL OVER our apartment. Posters, books, games, Pocket Edward, Edward Barbie, lunchboxes, blankets, candy, you name it. I'm 25 years old and she's 26. MLIT.
I bet if you had one poster and an action figure, they weren't having problems with you.
This is like the facepunch confessional, but better.
[quote]Today, I was burning copies of new moon when I realised Jacob should burn too. So I went to a shop a got a life sized Jacob cardboard cutout, and chucked it on the fire. Facepunch, baby. MLIT [/quote]
Lets see what happens....
[QUOTE=Ezhik;19232238]
Today I decided that all boys are either vampires or [b]werevoles[/b]. MLIT
[/QUOTE]
Gasp! Not werevoles! Anything but them!
[quote]Today I was watching new moon for the 8th time and I found myself quoting everything. I was extremelly pleased that i know every line already. I told my friends and they all looked disgusted so i told them to go read the books so they'd understand. ML truly IT[/quote]
I want your friends.
[editline]11:51AM[/editline]
[quote]My boyfriend's real name is Edward. I like to pretend MLIT.[/quote]
Thats fucking sad that you live a life of pretending all the time.
[editline]11:53AM[/editline]
[quote]At school my friends and I make fun of all the twilighters, frequently go off on rants about how stupid and awful the series is, and heckle everyone who goes to see it. I have watched New Moon online every night since the day it came out. My secret life is twilight.[/quote]
Hypocrite.
[editline]11:55AM[/editline]
[quote]Today in math, we played MASH and when I get older, I'm gonna live in a mansion and I'm gonna be married to Jacob Black!! We're gonna honeymoon in Forks, Washington and I'm gonna have an affair with Edward Cullen!! I'm kinda like Bella, I just can't choose a team!! MLIT[/quote]
Whore.
[editline]11:58AM[/editline]
[quote]Today, I typed in Edward Cullen into Mystery Google. My result was: The meaning of life. Easily made my life. MLIT[/quote]
I hope when the series ends, your going to kill yourself.
[editline]12:01PM[/editline]
[quote]You know that part in the USA National Anthem when it says, "At the twilight's last gleaming?" TOTALLY THOUGHT OF TWILIGHT. MLIT![/quote]
Twilight isn't history, kid. Maybe in the eyes of brain dead idiots who can't think for them selfs.
[editline]12:03PM[/editline]
[quote]Im soo emotionally connected with the books. I still get emotionally depressed when i read new moon, i just space out for a month or so. Even though i take a day to read it. :([/quote]
It's fucking fiction and you cry about fucking paper.
[editline]12:06PM[/editline]
[quote]Today at bedtime my 4 year old daughter asked me to tell her a love story. I gave her the 45 minute condensed version of the entire Twilight saga. MLIT[/quote]
Starting to poison the children with bullshit?
[editline]12:09PM[/editline]
[quote]Today my 9 year old daughter wanted to play Hangman on my iTouch. The App lets you create your own words. My loving daughter created the word "RPATZ". It took me a while before I figured out what the word was. I am only slightly embarassed that my children are so aware of my Twi-obsession. MLIT[/quote]
Um, What?
[QUOTE=Noodle Ninja;19232752][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu_PY405f40&feature=fvw[/url]
Yes please[/QUOTE]
Jesus christ that was awesome
[QUOTE=mak364;19229227]stream it on u stream so we can all watch and laugh at how pathetic it is[/QUOTE][b]Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
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