When i went to see new moon in the cinema, when Jacob took his top off all you could hear was all girls giving a little moan, and one lad shouting,'pervs'.
See, there still are people who enjoy the books, but don't go in a OMGILUVEWARD state.
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Today I woke up at 3 in the morning and felt something staring at me, instantly thinking it was Edward Cullen I whipped around, only to see my cat staring at me from the chair. MLIT
Hmm, someone is staring at me. OMG EDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARDEDWARD
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My 4 year old daughter HAD to see New Moon and wear her "I love edward" shirt. we walked out of the movie and she informed me she "switched teams" and needed a team jacob t-shirt because she likes it when he takes his shirt off. where did she learn that?! I about died. ps. I still love edward.
Wow. You have fucked your child up.
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last year some friends and I went to a hockey game. they sang the national anthem. we forgot Twilight was in it. we all busted out in giggly fan-girlish laughter through the rest of the song. MLIT
:downsbravo:
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Today, just like every other day, every time this one guy, in school, sees me he says "Vampires don't sparkle!". Every time he says that I get extremely upset and yell at him about how they do. I usually get stared at by the other students in the hallway. MLIT.
He is right.
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You know New Moon is big when the Teachers have to put signs outside the classroom saying "This is a no New Moon discussion zone". Naturally we talked about it anyway and I wore my Team Jacob Shirt:) MLIT.
That's because you have to learn skills at schools, not movie quotes.
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Today, I got a text from the only one of my friends from high school who had never read the books. She finally gave in and read them because I'd been so obsessed high school. I now have too many Twilight converts to count. MLIT.
Lifes ruined...
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Today I realized my sisters name is Bella and our family friends son is Edward my life just got so much better. MLIT.
I bet if a person named Jacob would date a girl named Bella, the fangirls would fuck them up.
[editline]01:31AM[/editline]
The other day my friend was reading Breaking Dawn, and she asked me what happens on page 613 of Breaking Dawn? She said to guess. I said okay when Zafrina and the Amazon Coven arrive. Guess who was right. MLIT!!!!
:bravo:
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Today I found out that my best friend is moving to Washington. I'm going to see if I can move too, so I can be close to FORKS! MLIT!
You move to be closer to a town, not your friend? Bravo.
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A while ago, I was flipping through tv channels because I was bored. I flipped to Disney Channel (which I still watch sometimes) and ABC Family. The movies playing? The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, and Harry Potter Goblet of Fire. I had a dilemma. Team Jacob or Team Edward. MLIT.
HOLY SHIT I HAVE A CHOICE!!! THAT IS SOOOOOO TWILIGHT!!!
I'm wondering.. Did Washington, Forks get screwed over cause of these books? I could actually imagine the fangirls moving there..
When I went to see New Moon at the midnight showing everyone gave me weird looks because I was the only one wearing a new moon hat, new moon shirt, new moon customized jeans, twilight saga shoes, my bella jacket, my twilight bag with 20 twilight pins, and my edward action figure. MLIT
You are so weird, that the weird people think you are weird. Congratulations.
[quote]Today my mom, sister, and I were driving to the store when we drove by a car dealership. I began to scream at the top of my lungs causing my mom to get scared and swerve on the, thankfully, empty road. She asked what was wrong. I told her I saw a shiny silver volvo. My sister laughed. MLIT[/quote]
She is now being held in the East Wing of the local asylum
A week ago I was returning to my car after school, I was fumbling with my keys. A thought came to mind wondering if I dropped them will Edward snatch them up before they enter the muddy puddle? They dropped. No sign of a beautiful hand. They hit. I cried. I sobbed. I slipped. Still no Edward.
Why the fuck would that happen??
[QUOTE=JolKally;19223330]This is more worse of a fetish than being a furry.[/QUOTE]
Almost, almost.....
Today, I am sitting here reading MLITs when I should be working. MLIT
You are fired. Clean your desk by 5.
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Today, my friends and I were disscussing the theme to prom and that is when I blurted out "oh it's Monte Carlo " MLIT
What?
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Today at work, one of the girls was telling me about her kids and her daughters name is Bella and her sons name is Jacob. I started laughing when I realized the names and said I was glad they were related because Bella belongs with Edward. She didn't get it. MLIT
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Today as I was reading MLIT I started listening to Clair De Lune, this was at 9am, it is now almost midnight and it's still on repeat. MLIT
At least your brain will hate it.
[QUOTE=lum1naire;19238158]I'm wondering.. Did Washington, Forks get screwed over cause of this books? I could actually imagine the fangirls moving there..[/QUOTE]
If I remember there was some bar (It might have been something else) that had a poster that said "No sparkly vampires aloud." or something like that. So I guess yeah.
When I am walking up and down the hallways at my school I secretly judge each guy that walks by, thinking "Hmmm.. Which one is most like Edward? No not that one...". MLIT.
why
I'm starting to think these are jokes.
Today, sitting at my desk in school, I realise 3 things. First, all my books are black with Twilight-related pictures on them (even if they're not from TTS). Secondly, all my stationery is New Moon related. And thirdly, I only have music relating to TTS on my iPod. MLIT
Get your own life. You ARE NOT BERTHA. YOU WILL NEVER SEE EDWARD OR JACOB OR WHATEVER IN REAL LIFE.
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Today, I was driving and a car cut me off to pass me. However, it was a yellow car, so instead of getting mad I said "Go ahead, Alice!" and proceeded to have a full-on "conversation" with her. MLIT.
YELLOW CAR
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The other night leaving a bar there was a fight and somehow I managed to get thrown to the ground. The last image I had before my head hit the ground was my best friend running at me with her arms out yelling "BELLLLLA". Were 22 years old. MLIT
You know that something is wrong with you if you see Twilight instead of your life flashback while dying.
Kain pawns all vampires
[QUOTE=mr.crowbar;19238406]Kain pawns all vampires[/QUOTE]
I take your Kain, and raise you a Dracula!
Today, my sister and I were arguing about whether our 2 year old sister should be team Edward or team Jacob. The fight ended up getting physical. I got grounded for biting and calling my sister a mutt. I'm 17. She didn't get grounded because my mother "feels bad for Jacob." FML/MLIT!!
What the FUCK. Poor 2 year old.
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Today my friend and I were practicing CPR on a baby for a health class. We decided to name it after Edward of course!!! Our entire class found it amusing when we would yell: "Edward, Edward are u ok?" to the baby! MLIT
:bravo:
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My boyfriend, who is 36, willingly watched "Twilight" and "New Moon" with me. He's jealous of RPattz and tries to argue that "he's not THAT good-looking." He also guessed that Jacob would be a werewolf despite not knowing anything about the books. He's a keeper. MLIT.
He only does that because he loves you, while you love a sparkling faggot who isn't real.
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Today my 6 year old son came up to me and said, "Mommy, so first is Twilight, then New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. James dies in Twilight, Laurent dies in NM, Victoria dies in Eclipse and Ed and Bella get married and have baby in BD and Bella becomes a vampire! I can't wait to see Eclipse and BD!!" MLIT
Poor kiddo.
Oh my Edward. :ohdear:
On top of my Christmas list? An Emmett Cullen cardboard cutout so my Edward one doesn't get lonely when I'm not there anymore. MLIT
Fuck you.
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Today, (right now) I am in a university lecture and I'm reading MLIT, and I can't get enough of it! (my lecture notes aren't posted online for me). MLIT
If you found Twilight few years earlier, you wouldn't have been in an university.
When my best friend (of three years) and I went to see New Moon together, we were both dedicated and highly devoted Edward Cullen fans. Half way through the movie, my best friend converted to a Jacob fan/lover. We aren't friends anymore. MLIT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HA
ha
ha....
:frown:
I was in school one day and we all were handed packets. I grabbed mine and got a paper cut. I immediately dove under my desk and yelled, "EVERYONE GET DOWN!!!! JASPER IS COMING!!!!!" MLIT
See, this is why no one hangs out with you.
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Yestreday, i was in the car with my mom and begged her to go to burger king just so i could see the Edward and Jacob posters. I growled when people came near them. XD MLIT
wow
ehzik stop reading these holy shit
Yesterday night I couldnt go to sleep because my crush had denied me so I grabbed my Eclipse book and read where Edward said "You are the only one who has touched my heart, It will always be yours, sleep my only love." and I pretended I was Bella and cried myself to sleep. Edward is perfect. MLIT
This is why you were denied.
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What? Why?
The worst thing is this won't pass until they've finished making films :ohdear:
[QUOTE=GrimBloodyFable;19238414]I take your Kain, and raise you a Dracula![/QUOTE]
i take your dracula and raise you a cyborg dracula!
For fuck's sake.
Jesus these people are weird.
I'm glad I don't know of anyone like this.
[QUOTE=mr.crowbar;19238733]i take your dracula and raise you a cyborg dracula![/QUOTE]
I take your cyborg dracula and raise you a cyborg Blacula!
[quote]Today I was playing Left 4 Dead 2 with my friend on Xbox 360 and he asked me if I saw New Moon with my gf. I told him "No way, I don't watch that crap", even though I really saw it three times over the weekend. I then pretended all the zombies in L4D were instead vampires. GO TEAM JACOB! [/quote]
I'd imagine they were all Twilight fans. Someone needs to make a mod for that.
[QUOTE=Mr_Minion;19238762]Jesus these people are weird.
I'm glad I don't know of anyone like this.[/QUOTE]
I'm not so lucky. I have two friends that would probably flood this site until it went down with this mindless fangirl bullshit. Goddamn, I always knew this kind of obsession was unhealthy, but it has been a mindfuck to read all this.
I...
I really don't know what to think.
Edit: Fuck, I just remembered my mom is waiting to get her hands on the first two books. I am completely screwed. :ohdear:
[QUOTE=GrimBloodyFable;19238770]I take your cyborg dracula and raise you a cyborg Blacula![/QUOTE]
i take your cyborg blacula and raise you another kain
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