[QUOTE=Yahnich;19239016]Nosferatu. I win.[/QUOTE]
Cyborg Nosferatu. Checkmate.
If that doesn't exist, it should do.
with boobs
I thought we were ranting about twifags rather than discussing vampires that are actually badass in this thread.
But eh, either way I'm still suitably entertained.
[QUOTE=he-did-it-->;19238959]I'd imagine they were all Twilight fans. Someone needs to make a mod for that.[/QUOTE]
No, having female boomers as the only enemies would make the game unplayable...
[QUOTE=lum1naire;19238158]I'm wondering.. Did Washington, Forks get screwed over cause of these books? I could actually imagine the fangirls moving there..[/QUOTE]
Yeah it did, the economy did well for it, but then it got annoying. Like...really annoying.
[QUOTE=GrimBloodyFable;19239037]Cyborg Nosferatu. Checkmate.
If that doesn't exist, it should do.[/QUOTE]
Kain still wins.
On a more related note, this kid makes the most fucked up furry look socially well adjusted.
[QUOTE=GrimBloodyFable;19239037]Cyborg Nosferatu. Checkmate.
If that doesn't exist, it should do.[/QUOTE]
I'll see your Cyferatu, and raise you Blade.
My best friend had to go see Twilight with his girlfriend. He came back and instead of texting me to say how bad it was, he told me how amazing it was and how Edward was like Master Chief... this is a true story
[quote]I had a dream I was having sex with Edward, then the alarm clock went off and when I rolled over I seen my boyfriend next to me and I frowned. Then he looked at me and asked "Why are you stairing at me?" I replied "your not edward" then he jumped up and said "Edward? Who's Edward?" -MLIT[/quote]
he should have done this
Boyfriend> :commissar: <Girlfriend
[QUOTE=lum1naire;19238158]I'm wondering.. Did Washington, Forks get screwed over cause of these books? I could actually imagine the fangirls moving there..[/QUOTE]
Yes, now every time someone from my school goes to Forks, the fan girls are like OMG DID U SEE EDWARD THERE?!?!?!?!?! OMG EDWARD LIVED THERE OMGOMGOMG!
Today I woke up from a nap on my girlfriends couch only to realize that she had covered me in Twilight body glitter while I was asleep. FML+MLIT
[QUOTE=Ezhik;19238182]When I went to see New Moon at the midnight showing everyone gave me weird looks because I was the only one [b]wearing[/b] a new moon hat, new moon shirt, new moon customized jeans, twilight saga shoes, my bella jacket, my twilight bag with 20 twilight pins, and my [b]edward action figure[/b]. MLIT
You are so weird, that the weird people think you are weird. Congratulations.[/QUOTE]
You can wear action figures?
Today I made out with my large sybarian husky because he reminded me of Jacob. MLIT
Today, I was half naked and getting dressed when my Edward cutout (which I bought on one of my frequent trips to Forks) fell on top of me. Instead of pushing it off, I exclaimed, "Oh Edward! Not this early!" Then my mother walked in and took him out of my room saying, "its for my own good." MLIT
^
What the flying fuck?
[quote]Today my mom, sister, and I were driving to the store when we drove by a car dealership. I began to scream at the top of my lungs causing my mom to get scared and swerve on the, thankfully, empty road. She asked what was wrong. I told her I saw a shiny silver volvo. My sister laughed. MLIT[/quote]
:20bux: that their mom was all like :suicide:
I heard about that site the other day, read about ten pages of nonsense, and proceeded to cringe for awhile. It really is poisoning the minds of women across the world.
[QUOTE=Zero-Point;19223169]Until they find someone equally retarded, thereby breeding to create a race of double-retards. D:[/QUOTE]
Double negative anyone? :aaa:
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[QUOTE=benjgvps;19223880]I didn't know until I read this: [url]http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight[/url]
This guy is [b]very[/b] intelligent and brings up a convincing point.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=The Oatmeal]
[B]So what about men that like Twilight?[/B]
If you're male and you like Twilight, you're gay. I don't mean that in the derogatory sense, I mean it in the "you want to put your testicles against another man's testicles while gripping handfuls of chesthair" kind of way.
[/QUOTE]
Indeed this is true.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;19222660]We need the Ughh emote back.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-ughh.gif[/img]
[quote]Today, I saw New Moon. For the 17th time. I now know the whole movie word by word. MLIT[/quote]
:whoptc:
[QUOTE=lum1naire;19238158]I'm wondering.. Did Washington, Forks get screwed over cause of these books? I could actually imagine the fangirls moving there..[/QUOTE]
Luckily, it didn't spread through the whole state, although half the people in my town love twilight. :(
This has simply just gone too DAMN far.
they will never regret getting a twilight tattoo.
[quote]Today, I was half naked and getting dressed when my Edward cutout (which I bought on one of my frequent trips to Forks) fell on top of me. Instead of pushing it off, I exclaimed, "Oh Edward! Not this early!" Then my mother walked in and took him out of my room saying, "its for my own good." MLIT[/quote]
lol
[QUOTE=GrimBloodyFable;19238414]I take your Kain, and raise you a Dracula![/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/ic/blogs/channelsurfing/uploaded_images/angel-783577.jpg[/img]
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flawless vicotry
commander sexy~~~~!
Another picture every Twilight fan needs to see.
[IMG]http://i315.photobucket.com/albums/ll449/blueflamedawg/RobertPattinsonisretarted.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j196/maxcobmara/stupid.gif[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Bluflame789;19244709]Another picture every Twilight fan needs to see.
[IMG]http://i315.photobucket.com/albums/ll449/blueflamedawg/RobertPattinsonisretarted.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Fuck man.
I was scrolling down, I came across this, I stopped for a second, then burst out laughing :v:
[quote]So yesterday I had a dream that I was in Jacobs arms. He was so cold. But then we hugged on a tree. It was the most amazing thing I have ever dreamed about. [b]I'm a guy by the way[/b], JACOB my love I will be with you soon. MLIT.[/quote]
uhh
[QUOTE=awinnarisme;19245205]uhh[/QUOTE]
My thoughts exactly
[img]http://questionabletopic.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/homicide.jpg[/img] What I feel like right now.
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