[QUOTE=Bluflame789;19244709]Another picture every Twilight fan needs to see.
[IMG]http://i315.photobucket.com/albums/ll449/blueflamedawg/RobertPattinsonisretarted.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j196/maxcobmara/stupid.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
His face looks like a fucking foot.
Lol.
This thread made my night.
Also this
[quote]So yesterday I had a dream that I was in Jacobs arms. He was so cold. But then we hugged on a tree. It was the most amazing thing I have ever dreamed about. I'm a guy by the way, JACOB my love I will be with you soon. MLIT.[/quote]
:byodood:
[quote]The other night I woke up and had to pee and screamed when I walked into my bathroom because I thought there was a man in my shower but it was really the taylor lautner cut out I stole from burger king taped to my shower door. [/quote]
Fucking lol. There are so many things hilarious about this.
Today my husband overreacted to something to which I commented "Chillax." He glared at me and asked "Where did you pick that up from?" I just shrugged. I don't think I can admit where I picked it up from. The fifty references I make to Twilight a day are beginning to scare him.
CHILLAX ISN'T FROM TWLIGHT YOU FUCK AAAAAAAAARGH
Rated myself informative 'cause i'm badass.
twilight is for :sissies:
:buddy::hf::clint:
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Some of the usernames they post these stories under arnt that much better:
HaleyCullen
mrsrobertpattinson
vampirewolfgirl
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[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;19246035]twilight is for :sissies:
:buddy::hf::clint:[/QUOTE]
I like how not long after finding out how to do emoticons you use them in nearly every post.
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I love twilight so so much. I have such a passion for it, i litteraly cant live with out it. The story is so real, Im inlove., but the way its writen sucks me into it, what ever bella feels, i feel. When she pains i pain, i feel like I am living from it. And dont get me started on rob.Beautiful MLIT
wat
[QUOTE=Bluflame789;19244709]Another picture every Twilight fan needs to see.
[IMG]http://i315.photobucket.com/albums/ll449/blueflamedawg/RobertPattinsonisretarted.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j196/maxcobmara/stupid.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Jizz in my pants
[QUOTE=Ezhik;19237896]
A while ago, I was flipping through tv channels because I was bored. I flipped to Disney Channel (which I still watch sometimes) and ABC Family. The movies playing? The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, and Harry Potter Goblet of Fire. I had a dilemma. Team Jacob or Team Edward. MLIT.
HOLY SHIT I HAVE A CHOICE!!! THAT IS SOOOOOO TWILIGHT!!![/QUOTE]
I'm sad to say I know why she said that. Guy that plays Jacob's in the first one and guy that plays Edward's in the Goblet of Fire.
Raid? Please? I can't stand these people.
This makes me ashamed of my species...
Let's see, A book.
With Sparkly Vampires.
A disgrace to Literature.
Glorifies Pedophilia, necrophilia, sexist acts.
Purple Prose Shit.
Raping mythology.
Fan-Girl Oriented, with no classic come-backs besides "No life." "U haz to bez uglz, cuz Cullenz iz hawt."
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It's a big piece of shit...
'Nuff said.
:buddy: <---I had to do it.
Well, I've been putting it off for a while, but now is the perfect time to invest in buying a gun.
My friend who thinks hes the shit
me- "I hate twilight, its retarded, i dont know why people like it"
Him- " I love twilight, Your retarded!"
[QUOTE=Bluflame789;19244709]Another picture every Twilight fan needs to see.
[IMG]http://i315.photobucket.com/albums/ll449/blueflamedawg/RobertPattinsonisretarted.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j196/maxcobmara/stupid.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
[img]http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/8194/twilightfans2.png[/img]
DAT FAN.
In non meme related postings, I know a couple of Twilight fans. They're the typical kinda looks obsessed girls who are annoying to talk to and go through relationships like most go through toilet paper. It's a part of society I'm happy to have no contact with.
[url]http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/members/2995/Dracula[/url]
I made an account to annoy those twifags.
[quote]So yesterday I had a dream that I was in Jacobs arms. He was so cold. But then we hugged on a tree. It was the most amazing thing I have ever dreamed about. I'm a guy by the way, JACOB my love I will be with you soon. MLIT.[/quote]
:barf:
There are 2 types of guys who like Twilight: gays, same as fangirls, and guys, who pretend to like it, might even try to dress as characters, just to get laid by the fangirls.
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FFFf-
[quote]and guys, who pretend to like it, might even try to dress as characters, just to get laid by the fangirls.[/quote]
In the process of doing that, there's some hot fangirls in my English class.
[QUOTE=Euphorium;19248726]In the process of doing that, there's some hot fangirls in my English class.[/QUOTE]
Yeah you get a bad rash from most of them because they are so love obsessed they think each guy who asks them out is edward so they fuck them asap.
[QUOTE]Today, I went to the mall, and I looked at the cars next to me and it happens to be Edward's car in Twilight and in front of it, his car in new moon! I screamed and took several pictures of the cars, and compared Edward's before and after Volvo's with my sister which is also a twilighter. MLIT[/QUOTE]
Volvo must be fucking rich.
[QUOTE]I will no longer listen to my favorite radio show because they were trashing Kristen Stewart. MLIT[/QUOTE]
Wow. Just, fucking, wow.
[QUOTE]For Halloween I dressed up as Robert Pattinson (I'm a girl). I took over 30 pictures with girls and my nickname is officially Rob at school. MLIT[/QUOTE]
:byodood:
My retinas! They're BURNING!
[QUOTE]Today, I realized that even though there is a picture of a moon at the beginning of New Moon, an actual new moon is when you cannot see the moon. MLIT[/QUOTE]
Twitards are also dumb.
[QUOTE]Today, after coming out of the shower I used my new talcum powder which is glittery. I then proceded to run around pretending to be a vampire. It was half an hour well spent. MLIT[/QUOTE]
Sparkling now makes you a vampire.
[quote]So yesterday I had a dream that I was in Jacobs arms. He was so cold. But then we hugged on a tree. It was the most amazing thing I have ever dreamed about. I'm a guy by the way, JACOB my love I will be with you soon. MLIT.[/quote]
:bang:
I don't know guys... this is website is too stupid to be real...
[editline]10:02AM[/editline]
actually ever since i went on the internet, i learnt that there is a whole new level of stupidity, so i dunno.
Why the hell does a vampire drive a Volvo, anyways? Don't vampires turn in to bats and shit?
[QUOTE=Euphorium;19249653]Why the hell does a vampire drive a Volvo, anyways? Don't vampires turn in to bats and shit?[/QUOTE]
:drac: =/= :sissies:
Everybody knows Mercedes is way better anyway.
They still haven't posted mine. Spoil-sports. :/
[quote]My friend saw a new silver volvo pulling out of the shopping center. She ran over to see it, ignoring the Suv flying next to it. Well my friend she is well over 500 pounds, I don't understand how she is able to run either,but the suv ended up crashing into her killing all of the passengers inside.[/quote]
This good?
This is actually pretty funny when you look past the fact that most of it is true
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