Holy Crap.
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[QUOTE=Samiam22;19252224]Everybody knows Mercedes is way better anyway.[/QUOTE]
Honda Odysseys have more cup holders and storage. MINI VANS FTW.
They are so retarded.
"Today I was playing 'Need For Speed:Undercover'. after re-doing the same race 6 times over, I was finally in the lead and close to winning. As I was nearing the finish, I thought I saw a billboard that had Carlisle on it. So I went back to to check if it was him, It wasn't. I Lost. MLIT"
"I will no longer listen to my favorite radio show because they were trashing Kristen Stewart. MLIT"
"Today I dragged my whole family along to the forest because I wanted to carve "edwards loves bella" into a tree, but when i got there SOMEONE HAD ALREADY DONE IT!!!! MLIT"
[quote]Today I realized that I am so obsessed with Twilight and couldn't think of any other way to describe my situation other than: I'm Bella, my boyfriend is Edward, and one of my best friends is Jacob. MLIT.[/quote]
What the :fork:
Its getting really hard to have hope in humanity right now...
[QUOTE=kychu24;19247839][url]http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/members/2995/Dracula[/url]
I made an account to annoy those twifags.[/QUOTE]
As of right now you are my favorite troll.
[QUOTE=SgtCr4zyAlt;19222609]OP[/QUOTE]
And thus.. we begin. [img]http://www.zvi.cz/files/Image/Falkon/Falcon_den.gif[/img]
Today my boyfriend and I were watching twilight, when the kissing scene came on, my boyfriend switched it off and tried his best to re-enact the scene, even trying to fly off the bed. It was so cute. MLIT
That is SAD. I feel sorry for both of them
For Christmas I got a life sized Edward cut out. It is now facing my bed so that he can watch me sleep. :) MLIT
I'm not sure how being a stalker is a good thing...
The second to last one in the OP.
:Dawkins102:
[QUOTE=power-mad;19247838][img]http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/8194/twilightfans2.png[/img]
DAT FAN.
In non meme related postings, I know a couple of Twilight fans. They're the typical kinda looks obsessed girls who are annoying to talk to and go through relationships like most go through toilet paper. It's a part of society I'm happy to have no contact with.[/QUOTE]
I dont think ive ever thrown up in my mouth before this post.
[url]http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/view/Love/164[/url]
LOL WUT
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[url]http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/view/My%20Life/6[/url]
Im fucking afraid of the human race as a whole now.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;19223033]Harry Potter, REPRESENT[/QUOTE]
way to fight fire with elephant spunk.
nerd
Makes me glad I'm on the twilight boards blacklist.
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Today I made out with my large sybarian husky because he reminded me of Jacob. MLIT
Wtf
[quote] Today I saw this chick who was smoking hot. Turns out to be my friends mother MILF
Am I doing it right?[/quote]
What I posted. My username was milfshavefaketits
Probably won't get pass moderation but it was worth a shot.
So yesterday I had a dream that I was in Jacobs arms. He was so cold. But then we hugged on a tree. It was the most amazing thing I have ever dreamed about. I'm a guy by the way, JACOB my love I will be with you soon. MLIT.
.....
Oh this is sad day.
Jacob isn't even remotely good-looking, but this is coming from a guy.
Stupid twitards with brains I don't understand.
Well, time to be Van Helsing and spam "The power of Christ compels you" in that filthy excuse of HTML. :D
[QUOTE=STICKMAN994;19272156]Well, time to be Van Helsing and spam "The power of Christ compels you" in that filthy excuse of HTML. :D[/QUOTE]
Oooh so sorry, try again... [url]http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/members/3046/Van_Helsing[/url]
Van Helsing needs to kill Edward.
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