Cultural Thread V1: "Around the world Around the WORRRLD!"

[G3rman]

[QUOTE=Foxconn;39998507]
But if you'll see a beautiful lady in Germany, then listen: She will NOT be German. Our ladies are either ugly or fat as fuck.[/QUOTE]

Where the hell do you live in our dear Fatherland?

[Missing User]

Deutschland über alles

[trotskygrad]

[QUOTE=Foxconn;39998507]I am an obersilesian Pole with German roots. And I live in Germany.

We've got godlike beer (All thanks to Reinheitsgebot) and gigantic pretzels.

But if you'll see a beautiful lady in Germany, then listen: She will NOT be German. Our ladies are either ugly or fat as fuck.[/QUOTE]

haha I know a hot german, but she's polish/greek

that being said

your statement is still false.

[barttool]

I'm from Venezuela and we like to use capitalist children cartoons from the evil US empire in order to convey our revolutionary, socialist and anti imperialist ideas:

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[Behemoth_PT]

I love how Communists with mindsets from the 70's are still living the dream and actually believe people give a damn about them.

[zukriuchen]

I'm from an Italian neighborhood in brazil which is pretty much italy but more retarded and poor

Food's great tho

[Virtanen]

Finland here, we're a forest

oh and I'm probably drunk, can't tell the difference anymore

[SaintBonkers]

I'm from sweden, and I spend my time being scared of strangers and complain about the weather.

It doesn't matter how the summer has been, It's always been a bad one.

[zukriuchen]

Sweden has a summer?

[chinatown]

Im asian: My parents are cheap and rice is good.

I was born in Portugal: Weathers nice sometimes, and youve had enough of portugal in this thread already because one of the characteristics of portuguese is the instinct to tell more about their land and all. There see I just did it.

I live in Germany: Good beer, mostly good looking girls, but not really open.

[G3rman]

There are specific German mating calls and rituals you have to go through if you want most women to talk to you. Little known fact.

[Araknid]

STRAYA CUNT FUCK YA BLOODY IMMIGRANTS THIS IS WHITE PEOPLE LAND FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

OZZIE OZZIE OZZIE OI OI OI
OZZIE OZZIE OZZIE FUCK FUCK FUCK

CYA CUNTS GON' TO DRIVE ME FUCKIN HOLDEN UTE DOWN TO THE FUCKIN BILLABONG CUNT

[fritzel]

[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;40000174]LIES!

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I'll take the boobies.