Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

[QUOTE=redback3;46329366][url]http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VYUVFLx9GM[/url] <3 -- I might stream hl1 - who's up for that haha no way, i think he was in Shaun of the Dead!![/QUOTE] My immediate reaction when I saw him was OOH HE'S GOT AN ARM OFF Not pictured: female zombie gnawing on hand, American police car and sherrif

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;46329339]Uh oh Am I drunk forever now[/QUOTE] Waking up without a hangover after heavy drinking probably means you're still drunk.

I've never had a hangover from drinking and I've drank a shit ton. I've also woken up still completely drunk and that's probably about the best way to start a day :v:

I'll never understand the appeal of getting piss drunk to the point of passing out. It's quite honestly the worst feeling ever.

[QUOTE=Drake Fazuku;46329319]Does a keyboard count?[/QUOTE] No. If it did, I'd be master in it.

[QUOTE=Rexxasaurus;46330521]I'll never understand the appeal of getting piss drunk to the point of passing out. It's quite honestly the worst feeling ever.[/QUOTE] I can tell from personal experience that that's not the worst part. You tend to do things while drunk that you most surely will regret 80% of the time the morning after, on top of hangover. Don't get fucked up, boys.

[QUOTE=Drake Fazuku;46331138]I can tell from personal experience that that's not the worst part. You tend to do things while drunk that you most surely will regret 80% of the time the morning after, on top of hangover. Don't get fucked up, boys.[/QUOTE] But that's the fun part!

[QUOTE=Drake Fazuku;46331138]I can tell from personal experience that that's not the worst part. You tend to do things while drunk that you most surely will regret 80% of the time the morning after, on top of hangover. Don't get fucked up, boys.[/QUOTE] Everyone is different, I've got a lot of self-control when drunk(or so I'd like to think) and I haven't really done anything I regret. If anything, I've only done fun stuff.

[QUOTE=Drake Fazuku;46331138]I can tell from personal experience that that's not the worst part. You tend to do things while drunk that you most surely will regret 80% of the time the morning after, on top of hangover. Don't get fucked up, boys.[/QUOTE] I had at least several bottles of wine and beer that night. Funnily enough I didn't vomit like I should have, so I basically had this lingering stomach ache for the next two weeks. I quit drinking for a whole year because of that. Never again will I binge drink for any reason.

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;46329390]Waking up without a hangover after heavy drinking probably means you're still drunk.[/QUOTE] never heard this before, but i know typically when you are younger hangovers are not as crippling for the most part. That's not a guaranteed thing. Personally, it's hard for me to get a hangover from heavy drinking, i need to be like massively intoxicated and dehydrated to get a hangover. Like not a single sip of water dehydrated. I can safely say i've only ever had a hangover twice in my life and one i blame more to lack of sleep. [editline]26th October 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Rubs10;46331410]Everyone is different, I've got a lot of self-control when drunk(or so I'd like to think) and I haven't really done anything I regret. If anything, I've only done fun stuff.[/QUOTE] the only thing i ever did that i regret doing while i was drunk was eating a massive amount of lunch meat at 6 am.

Never gotten a hangover I tend to avoid getting drunk once I know I'm super buzzed or starting to get drunk already. Because A. I'm already having a lot of fun so don't feel like I need more B. Everyone always regrets getting black out drunk in the morning and I''d really rather avoid that so I don't have to spend all of next day being a slug C. I'm scared I'll go way off the deep end with being goofy/annoying since I already get pretty goofy when super buzzed :v:

You sometimes end up sucking dicks you're not supposed to when you're very drunk :(

Goddamn nosebleeds are annoying. I've been having them for the past few days and it's no fun to stain all your stuff with blood.

[QUOTE=Joseph Smith;46335604]Goddamn nosebleeds are annoying. I've been having them for the past few days and it's no fun to stain all your stuff with blood.[/QUOTE] Well, Halloween is around the corner.

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;46335629]Well, Halloween is around the corner.[/QUOTE] I'd still rather avoid having nosebleeds and dripping blood everywhere.

[QUOTE=Joseph Smith;46335604]Goddamn nosebleeds are annoying. I've been having them for the past few days and it's no fun to stain all your stuff with blood.[/QUOTE] I just imagined this anime nosebleed. Gotta stop looking at hot people, yo.

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;46335649]I just imagined this anime nosebleed. Gotta stop looking at hot people, yo.[/QUOTE] But boys are cute >: [editline]26th October 2014[/editline] Now that i think of it i started having those nosebleeds shortly after drinking a Japanese slipper. Hmm...

I almost want to crossdress on halloween and just say it's my costume It'd be a good excuse but whether I could pass it off for that I have no idea

[QUOTE=JPlus;46335762]I almost want to crossdress on halloween and just say it's my costume It'd be a good excuse but whether I could pass it off for that I have no idea[/QUOTE] It does work, don't worry you can pass it as a costume. Also try for yourself before dressing up, see if you can pass it off.

[QUOTE=Joseph Smith;46335768]It does work, don't worry you can pass it as a costume. Also try for yourself before dressing up, see if you can pass it off.[/QUOTE] If I only I weren't so shy about it I'd be right on it but yay for being afraid of judgement ;w; I'll think about it though, maaaaybeeeeeeee

[QUOTE=JPlus;46335795]If I only I weren't so shy about it I'd be right on it but yay for being afraid of judgement ;w; I'll think about it though, maaaaybeeeeeeee[/QUOTE] Go for it silly, i'm sure you will look great. And give fuck all to what people think, it's your life not theirs. If you want to do something just do it, don't hold back because of others.

If you can pull it off, it's great If you can't pull it off, just do it so badly that it becomes great [img]http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/569/title.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=kaze4159;46335833]If you can pull it off, it's great If you can't pull it off, just do it so badly that it becomes great [img]http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/569/title.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] LOOK AT HOW SQUARE THAT CHEST IS! Clearly the best Gundam costume.

[QUOTE=Joseph Smith;46335832]Go for it silly, i'm sure you will look great. And give fuck all to what people think, it's your life not theirs. If you want to do something just do it, don't hold abck because of others.[/QUOTE] heh, thanks uwu I'll see how it all plays out, not even sure if I'm 100% going out then but if I am I'll see what I can do thank you!

[QUOTE=JPlus;46335935]heh, thanks uwu I'll see how it all plays out, not even sure if I'm 100% going out then but if I am I'll see what I can do thank you![/QUOTE] No need to thank me really. If you do go out just have a fun time. Cheers!

Anyone got any suggestions for me? I'd consider myself a homo, though I really wish I weren't. I just don't like the whole package that comes with it. Of course, I've never came out of the closet - don't plan to either - don't give a shit about gay rights, don't plan to get into a relationship or what have you. I'd sworn off sex and hadn't had sex for a year, but last week I caved in and gave another student near my college a BJ. Now I'm worried about STDs, because he got a tiny amount of spunk in my eye. I've been told the risk is minimal, and he's told me he's healthy, but it bothers me that the prime crowd I'm attracted to also happens to be the most hedonistic crowd that also happens to carry the most health risks. So, because there's no 100% safe sex, and since I only feel ashamed after having sex with someone - I'd really like to swear off sex for good this time. I've been considering placing parental control on my devices that would block apps like Grindr, using some random password and then throwing it away. Does anyone else have other suggestions regarding that?

You're never going to have sex because you're scared of STDs? Be safe and know who you're having sex with and it won't be a problem.

what is a condom

[QUOTE=MasterFen006;46336513]what is a condom[/QUOTE] Cock sleeve to catch the tasty for later.

A condom can break, and in the case of oral sex very few people use condoms. I tried to limit the risk by not allowing him to finish inside my mouth, but there remains a risk. A risk I'd rather not have to contend with. I don't like sex to begin with, now I'd like to get it out of my mind. I just see it as a bestial urge that's the result of my sex drive. I thought I could contain it, but clearly, I can't do that 99% of the time. I want it out of my system. Of course you can't cure homosexuality, so I'd like to know what else I could do to suppress it.