Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

jesus i just realized i turn 22 next week. i'm getting old :C

tf2 update hit and none of my items got in because valve made a poor item selection choice and left out everything the community wanted. all of my hard work gone to waste and i won't have any extra money for the month of december. time to curl up into a ball and cry

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[QUOTE=Cold;46363207]You must have a really bad Overbite that they recommended surgery.[/QUOTE] Well he could be lying idk If I had a real bad overbite idk why they put braces on in the first place when I was 10ish

[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;46364147]goddamn it why boys tease so much but don't talk to me? if I ever get my hands on this dude I'll ruin his entire fucking ANUS[/QUOTE] Dude, I tease, but I'd fuck

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;46364168]Well he could be lying idk If I had a real bad overbite idk why they put braces on in the first place when I was 10ish[/QUOTE]I had 100% overbite. You don't need surgery to correct it. You need braces with a special attachment on the side that look like shock absorbers that force your jaw to line up. It took me 3.5 years with braces but now I have perfect teeth and no overbite.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;46357878]I feel like I'm the only one uncomfortable around dentists. Like I prefer a dozen needles in my arm over the dentist. What they're going to do soon is basically remove my jaw, pull out my wisdom teeth (upper and lower) and then to put it back, they attach some metal and drill a few screws in so I have a proper bite. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fbdp8TQ_EI[/media] Here's the exact video they showed me a year ago. .[/QUOTE] i dunno wether to feel disturbed or intrigued by this

[QUOTE=Joseph Smith;46358671]They're different. LSD is clearer more headspacey, let's say they shoot you up into space. Visuals, trails of light, fractals everything fun. Shrooms though are more heavy, more earthly, yes do they give visuals and all but your mind can be completely overwhelmed with strong shrooms which is way harder for lsd. [sp] After all the finsal thought is Shrooms > LSD [/sp] [editline]29th October 2014[/editline] Happy birthday mate, have a nice one :)[/QUOTE] Shrooms to me are more of an introspective kick you in the ass trip. Not really something I like to do with friends, acid is a way more gentle trip where I just want to be with friends and meet new people. Thing is nowadays its hard to tell if what you are taking is really acid and not some research chem. Ive only really had proper acid 3-4 times, who the fuck knows what we were taking in college. So, Shrooms for deep introspective illuminating and sometimes terrifying experiences Acid for the vibes After either one though there is the same peaceful yet exhilarating feeling that this is all a dream and nothing really matters besides being happy. Worry is meaningless.

[QUOTE=FacepunchZen;46365089]Shrooms to me are more of an introspective kick you in the ass trip. Not really something I like to do with friends, acid is a way more gentle trip where I just want to be with friends and meet new people. Thing is nowadays its hard to tell if what you are taking is really acid and not some research chem. Ive only really had proper acid 3-4 times, who the fuck knows what we were taking in college. So, Shrooms for deep introspective illuminating and sometimes terrifying experiences Acid for the vibes After either one though there is the same peaceful yet exhilarating feeling that this is all a dream and nothing really matters besides being happy. Worry is meaningless.[/QUOTE] i've made the mistake(?) of fapping while waiting for 15 tabs to kick in. that was a wild ride.

[url=bigassmessage.com/8b8d2]Guess what.[/url]

[QUOTE=DigitalySane;46365236][url=bigassmessage.com/8b8d2]Guess what.[/url][/QUOTE] I had an epileptic seizure ty vm.

[QUOTE=Cold;46365249]I had an epileptic seizure ty vm.[/QUOTE] You're welcome.

[QUOTE=DemonElite;46365219]i've made the mistake(?) of fapping while waiting for 15 tabs to kick in. that was a wild ride.[/QUOTE] 15 tabs man? jesus were you up for only 2 days or more?

[QUOTE=Viva;46365537]15 tabs man? jesus were you up for only 2 days or more?[/QUOTE] i was up for a solid 36 hours.

i'm a bit surprised, normally after like 7 or more tabs my friends will be up at least close to 2 days, you did double that with similar results. Nice.

48 hours is generally the longest i can stay awake after dropping. most i've dropped was 25 tabs and i was up for just under 48 hours but usually i'll fall asleep anywhere from 24 to 36 hours later.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KQ_KUsNjXI[/media]

Hi. I've been feeling really shitty lately, so I thought I might as well join this forum since I've spent several years lurking in it. I think I caught a virus. My stomach feels knotted up, I have no appetite, and it's been hard to eat for the past two days.

[QUOTE=Vitalon;46366245]Hi. I've been feeling really shitty lately, so I thought I might as well join this forum since I've spent several years lurking in it. I think I caught a virus. My stomach feels knotted up, I have no appetite, and it's been hard to eat for the past two days.[/QUOTE] Had that for the past months, yea its terrible. Stomachache can be really a mood changer. Welcome to the forum c:

I remember I use to visit the LMAO pics thread before fast threads was members only, so I went there just now and it is just as terrible as I remember it being.

Scary thing happened to my mate. He got talking to some really "nice" guy on grindr/scruff (one of them) and i was happy for him, showed me some pics and stuff. He went to see him on Saturday, went for a nice pub meal and it sounds great, he said he really likes him. Then they got to his house and things started to get sexual. My mate was fine with the whole sex thing and went a long with it. Just as he was about to "go in" my mate. He goes "Not gonna wear a condom" my mate was like "haha, good one" and he started to push and my mate backed off, and was like "dude, seriously, put on a condom" and apparently the guy was just like condoms are no fun and it feels so much better without blah blah blah and was like "i'm clean" so my mate was stupidly considering it then he noticed the tattoo on the guys leg showing the "HIV & Proud" thing and my mate was like "what the fuck is that?" and the guy just goes "damn, you caught me" WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

That's extraordinarily illegal of him. [editline]30th October 2014[/editline] The guy with the tattoo ofc. Anyway I came here to sayyyy: I have been finalising my report for tomorrow, and I have finally finished it. A whole semester worth of work. Then I go to the model and notice one number seemed odd. I went and checked and I had used the wrong one. FOR MY WHOLE THING. Now I have to go back and meticulously change all the numbers. Then change ALL THE ANALYSIS BECAUSE IT WAS USING THE WRONG NUMBERS. ;-; [editline]30th October 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=greeley;46367027]Scary thing happened to my mate. He got talking to some really "nice" guy on grindr/scruff (one of them) and i was happy for him, showed me some pics and stuff. He went to see him on Saturday, went for a nice pub meal and it sounds great, he said he really likes him. Then they got to his house and things started to get sexual. My mate was fine with the whole sex thing and went a long with it. Just as he was about to "go in" my mate. He goes "Not gonna wear a condom" my mate was like "haha, good one" and he started to push and my mate backed off, and was like "dude, seriously, put on a condom" and apparently the guy was just like condoms are no fun and it feels so much better without blah blah blah and was like "i'm clean" so my mate was stupidly considering it then he noticed the tattoo on the guys leg showing the "HIV & Proud" thing and my mate was like "what the fuck is that?" and the guy just goes "damn, you caught me" WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.[/QUOTE] Did your friend do PEP? Even if he did end up having unprotected sex with him he could have avoided getting HIV through PEP. It's not fun and it goes for a few weeks I think but the bonus is you reduce your chances of getting HIV considerably. It's post-exposure prophylaxis (antiretroviral drugs omg this sounds so scary doesn't it) so you can do it after exposure and hopefully if you get it early enough you don't get HIV. Community announcement for anyone who didn't know~ oh oh oh also there is PrEP (pre-exposure prophylaxis!!) the common one is Truvada idk if it's in the UK yet. But it's as effective as a properly used condom and also you should probably still use a condom. [editline]30th October 2014[/editline] I just like saying prophylaxis and anti-retroviral Medicine. Science. :eng101:

[QUOTE=greeley;46367027]Scary thing happened to my mate. He got talking to some really "nice" guy on grindr/scruff (one of them) and i was happy for him, showed me some pics and stuff. He went to see him on Saturday, went for a nice pub meal and it sounds great, he said he really likes him. Then they got to his house and things started to get sexual. My mate was fine with the whole sex thing and went a long with it. Just as he was about to "go in" my mate. He goes "Not gonna wear a condom" my mate was like "haha, good one" and he started to push and my mate backed off, and was like "dude, seriously, put on a condom" and apparently the guy was just like condoms are no fun and it feels so much better without blah blah blah and was like "i'm clean" so my mate was stupidly considering it then he noticed the tattoo on the guys leg showing the "HIV & Proud" thing and my mate was like "what the fuck is that?" and the guy just goes "damn, you caught me" WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.[/QUOTE] This only brings me back to those forums posts about bug chasing and people hunting out and infecting people. Urgh.

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;46367125]This only brings me back to those forums posts about bug chasing and people hunting out and infecting people. Urgh.[/QUOTE] There is a whole porn video somewhere where it is like 20 guys who are or are not HIV positive (the main guy is HIV positive - the others are unspecified) and they all cum in a jar and drink it or something.

[QUOTE=greeley;46367027]Scary thing happened to my mate. He got talking to some really "nice" guy on grindr/scruff (one of them) and i was happy for him, showed me some pics and stuff. He went to see him on Saturday, went for a nice pub meal and it sounds great, he said he really likes him. Then they got to his house and things started to get sexual. My mate was fine with the whole sex thing and went a long with it. Just as he was about to "go in" my mate. He goes "Not gonna wear a condom" my mate was like "haha, good one" and he started to push and my mate backed off, and was like "dude, seriously, put on a condom" and apparently the guy was just like condoms are no fun and it feels so much better without blah blah blah and was like "i'm clean" so my mate was stupidly considering it then he noticed the tattoo on the guys leg showing the "HIV & Proud" thing and my mate was like "what the fuck is that?" and the guy just goes "damn, you caught me" WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.[/QUOTE] Your mate just dodged a bullet about size of a fucking train. Jesus fucking Christ, I can't even believe people really could be this kind of assholes.

He got tested because the guy did try to press in and he was shit scared. The guy apparently text my mate saying "You calmed down yet?" WHAT THE FUCK. This guy seemed so nice then just became a complete douche.

I'd beat the shit out of him if I were you.

I'd love to. Too bad this mate of mine lives down in Kent and i live in Rutland. (3 and a half hours away)

I would literally make a report to the police...? He's likely to do the same thing again.

I've told him to do that. My mate is doing a little research on his username now and apparently someone else has mentioned that he is a lying sleezy man on this "Name and shame [TOWN NAME]" facebook page.