Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

I feel like such a useless piece of garbage, I did nothing today but just sit at my computer. I did shit around the house but that's stuff around the house, that's stuff you're expected to do. I'm not going anywhere with my life, my degree is a joke, I haven't got a job, I haven't got any drive and now I'm back in my parents house after I graduated. I don't want to die, that's selfish imo, I want to be retconned - so no one would ever know about me. I'm not happy at all and I have no drive to do anything with my life which makes me feel worse. Fuck knows how I will progress in film and photography. I hate talking about my issues because I think it's highly selfish and the fact no one cares, but I just need to release how I feel so I can sleep easier, maybe tomorrow will be a better day but I really doubt it.

Should I take a free ticket to go see Barack Obama vibrate his vocal chords? [editline]10th November 2014[/editline] I think I probably will but also the likelihood of getting bored is... really high?

[QUOTE=redback3;46451329]my degree is a joke[/QUOTE] what's your degree

Is it just me or is now Facepunch completely unviewable to anyone without a logged-in account?

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;46452424]Is it just me or is now Facepunch completely unviewable to anyone without a logged-in account?[/QUOTE] They've blocked it for guests iirc. You need an account to browse fp.

I think it's only hidden if there's high traffic on a specific thread you're trying to browse.

[QUOTE=TheDrunkenOne;46452456]I think it's only hidden if there's high traffic on a specific thread you're trying to browse.[/QUOTE] Nope, front page was unviewable as well.

MY ANACONDA DONT

Uuuurgh I fucking hate working all week when I have a sleeping problem, I had to smoke a small bowl just to go to sleep this morning.

Guys i need help. What can i do with the boyfriends mother? I don't HATE her as such, but she is just such an immature and pathetic woman. She picks fights with her son (my boyf) over the most pathetic little things (a sock on the floor, not saying "hello" to her friends (even though he did)) and she goes on this massive rant about how ungrateful he is and how selfish he is even though she wont listen to anybody but herself. I feel that i'm quite good at reading people and i feel that she is completely self absorbed. I'm terrified that i'm going to one day snap and say something i'll regret (because i know i'll just blurt out all the truth). The last time she had a go at him (Thursday Morning) for forgetting her pills from the doctors EVEN THOUGH SHE HAD THE WHOLE DAY OFF. She was being short with him, ignoring him and everything. He went downstairs to ask her if shes alright and she went off on a massive rant saying that she asked him to do this one thing for her and he doesn't care about her and stuff. I literally had to bite my tongue so hard not to have a massive go at her. I drew blood once or twice. It just infuriates me and this weekend that just passed. I couldn't go to his for the weekend because i needed to just calm down away from her.

Went and saw Interstellar today, I suggest you all do too It's incredible

[QUOTE=greeley;46452912]Guys i need help. What can i do with the boyfriends mother? I don't HATE her as such, but she is just such an immature and pathetic woman. She picks fights with her son (my boyf) over the most pathetic little things (a sock on the floor, not saying "hello" to her friends (even though he did)) and she goes on this massive rant about how ungrateful he is and how selfish he is even though she wont listen to anybody but herself. I feel that i'm quite good at reading people and i feel that she is completely self absorbed. I'm terrified that i'm going to one day snap and say something i'll regret (because i know i'll just blurt out all the truth). The last time she had a go at him (Thursday Morning) for forgetting her pills from the doctors EVEN THOUGH SHE HAD THE WHOLE DAY OFF. She was being short with him, ignoring him and everything. He went downstairs to ask her if shes alright and she went off on a massive rant saying that she asked him to do this one thing for her and he doesn't care about her and stuff. I literally had to bite my tongue so hard not to have a massive go at her. I drew blood once or twice. It just infuriates me and this weekend that just passed. I couldn't go to his for the weekend because i needed to just calm down away from her.[/QUOTE] Make plans to get him out of the house and into his own place as soon as he can, it doesn't sound like a healthy relationship to me.

[QUOTE=ultra_bright;46452981]Make plans to get him out of the house and into his own place as soon as he can, it doesn't sound like a healthy relationship to me.[/QUOTE] We'd love to move out together. But i'm just an apprentice atm so my income is shit. And although he is an archiect technician. Hes only getting paid 1.1k a month and around this area you need about a grand to afford any type of house with bills. He will not have enough to to live on his own and wont be able to aford his car and everything else. Once his work place has built their new office, he will get paid more (which is mid-2015). And by that time, i would have worked here for year and at least earn normal minimum wage (£950 a month) which will allow me to be able to help with bills and stuff to with him. He NEEDS to get out of that house but unfortunately, because of his job and passion of houses, he refuses to get a cheap place like a flat or anything. It is frustrating but i understand why he wouldn't want to leave. Especially since hes only spending £100 a month rent at his parents house.

[QUOTE=greeley;46453037]We'd love to move out together. But i'm just an apprentice atm so my income is shit. And although he is an archiect technician. Hes only getting paid 1.1k a month and around this area you need about a grand to afford any type of house with bills. He will not have enough to to live on his own and wont be able to aford his car and everything else. Once his work place has built their new office, he will get paid more (which is mid-2015). And by that time, i would have worked here for year and at least earn normal minimum wage (£950 a month) which will allow me to be able to help with bills and stuff to with him. He NEEDS to get out of that house but unfortunately, because of his job and passion of houses, he refuses to get a cheap place like a flat or anything. It is frustrating but i understand why he wouldn't want to leave. Especially since hes only spending £100 a month rent at his parents house.[/QUOTE] Could you both split the cost of rent and utilities and rent a basement for the time being?

[QUOTE=ultra_bright;46453044]Could you both split the cost of rent and utilities and rent a basement for the time being?[/QUOTE] It's really difficult to explain. But for me, after paying for my car, petrol, phone, gym etc... I have about £300 to my name left a month for whatever i want. (i have excluded rent at my mothers house) So that means i'd have £300 on rent, bills and food shared will his outgoings which will be a lot more. It would make me feel a lot worse because he'd be paying more but also we'd both be very skint and not be able to do anything on the weekends whether it is go see my mates on the weekend in Nottingham or go see his in Birmingham etc... Once i earn a bit more, we're planning on doing £500 a month. So if i do earn £950 a month, i still have £450 a month to spend on everything else i need, (minus £200 for personal outgoings). We want to be comfortable and not just skimming by. And we also want rainy day funds for car problems, house problems etc...

[QUOTE=kaze4159;46452973]Went and saw Interstellar today, I suggest you all do too It's incredible[/QUOTE] Just curious, but did your cinema had a pause in the middle of the movie too? Mine had one, so we could go to the shops and get some drinks and popcorn.

[QUOTE=Davidn64;46453116]Just curious, but did your cinema had a pause in the middle of the movie too? Mine had one, so we could go to the shops and get some drinks and popcorn.[/QUOTE] Nope, only time I've seen an intermission at the movies would be during a marathon

Yeah i've never experienced any intermissions either in a cinema but i know loads that have and it just seems weird to me.

If my friend who did film and TV at uni knew a theatre would have an intermission in the middle of a movie he wouldn't go. "Movies were made to be watched from start to finish with no interruptions!" I'd love intermissions and I'd spend more money guaranteed I dunno why more places don't do it.

[QUOTE=gerbe1;46453212]If my friend who did film and TV at uni knew a theatre would have an intermission in the middle of a movie he wouldn't go. "Movies were made to be watched from start to finish with no interruptions!" I'd love intermissions and I'd spend more money guaranteed I dunno why more places don't do it.[/QUOTE] What a strange man, 2001 a space odyssey and once upon a time in america had intermissions. He's talking bullshit and should feel bad.

[QUOTE=redback3;46453687]What a strange man, 2001 a space odyssey and once upon a time in america had intermissions. He's talking bullshit and should feel bad.[/QUOTE] He always does. He enjoys 0.03% of movies. And just hates on everything else and then when I say I liked it he'll say "yeah I guess it was all right" because he feels bad.

Here are intermissions put in if the movie has over 110 minutes I think or something like that. I think intermissions are okay and does not do anything bad to the movie.

Intermissions sound like such a silly idea. I'm glad we don't have them over here.

[QUOTE=Contron;46454026]Intermissions sound like such a silly idea. I'm glad we don't have them over here.[/QUOTE] But why! They're so good I can go to the bathroom and get more $10 water bottles.

Hey what's you guys opinion on balls/ballsacks? [editline]10th November 2014[/editline] Leaning over my chair slapping mine against my thighs was just curious.

The topic of intermissions in movies reminds me of [video=youtube;9hmDZz5pDOQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hmDZz5pDOQ[/video]

[QUOTE=Wolverunder;46454229]Hey what's you guys opinion on balls/ballsacks? [editline]10th November 2014[/editline] Leaning over my chair slapping mine against my thighs was just curious.[/QUOTE] possibly some TMI here. But my ballsack is quite sensitive. I can touch them fine and stuff but as soon as theres a bit of force on them, they throb a little. I cant stand them in someones mouth, it feels horrible to me. And i don't like them being "tickled". So when people say "Don't neglect the balls" i'm literally changing it to "PLEASE NEGLECT THE BALLS"

[QUOTE=cheetahben;46454271]The topic of intermissions in movies reminds me of [video=youtube;9hmDZz5pDOQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hmDZz5pDOQ[/video][/QUOTE] [video=youtube;_dw9vXZDIqQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dw9vXZDIqQ[/video]

[QUOTE=greeley;46454298]possibly some TMI here. But my ballsack is quite sensitive. I can touch them fine and stuff but as soon as theres a bit of force on them, they throb a little. I cant stand them in someones mouth, it feels horrible to me. And i don't like them being "tickled". So when people say "Don't neglect the balls" i'm literally changing it to "PLEASE NEGLECT THE BALLS"[/QUOTE] Yeah naw I get what you're saying whenever I've had a girl snake her hand into my pants or something I get super twitchy and can't hold still. Well actually pretty much getting touched anywhere on my body makes me spazzy and I have to force myself so hard to keep still. Wait. [sp]Gay Chat V11[/sp] Or a guys hand I don't discriminate. [editline]10th November 2014[/editline] I actually bet guys give much better handjobs too.

[QUOTE=Wolverunder;46454391]Yeah naw I get what you're saying whenever I've had a girl snake her hand into my pants or something I get super twitchy and can't hold still. Well actually pretty much getting touched anywhere on my body makes me spazzy and I have to force myself so hard to keep still. Wait. [sp]Gay Chat V11[/sp] Or a guys hand I don't discriminate. [editline]10th November 2014[/editline] I actually bet guys give much better handjobs too.[/QUOTE] I imagine hand jobs from a guy and a girl would be about the same. Everyone has different rhythms so all my experience - with guys anyway - directions and guidance was required for a good handjob! Actually wait there was one guy who got it first go, but apparently he's into handjobs so.