Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

coffee is bad

Coffee burns people

Coffee kills people

coffee makes me stressed and angry its a love hate relationship

coffee is trash [editline]49[/editline] Parents started drinking it so I tried it, I didn't like it.

Coffee is love

Coffee makes me piss a lot.

coffee is a p. cool guy, doesn't afraid of anything. Just gotta give coffee a chance, he'll be there for you baby.

For the love of cappuccino, I never felt like shit when I had coffees.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46469559]Coffee is that guy that makes you get up and going. But also makes you feel incredibly shit later on.[/QUOTE] see coffee is the sort of dude that it's a give-take relationship at times, he'll give you what you need but sometimes too much, and takes your energy away later on. See, me and coffee got a good thing goin on. We know the deal and we've been making it work for years.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46469602]Fucking Coffee.[/QUOTE] With consent only.

[QUOTE=gerbe1;46469620]With consent only.[/QUOTE] Ouch.

[QUOTE=gerbe1;46469620]With consent only.[/QUOTE] It's about Ethics in Coffee-Bean Journalism

What if there's someone out there who identifies themselves as coffee kin edited my dumbass typo

Coffee sucks, it's bitter and turns you into a zombie. Tea is much nicer.

I like both, tea and coffee. Mint tea is best tea

I just had an exam where, for the first time since grade 6 I didn't actually know how to answer more than one question. I've been less prepared for other exams and still never has that happened to me in all my uni assessment. I hated the subject so I guess that's probably the majority of the reason why. [editline]12th November 2014[/editline] Also I really don't know how to use commas. I feel like my intelligence peaked in grade 10. Looking at all the subjects I topped they slowly increase towards grade ten where I got the top of every single one and then it just drops off. There is so much to know that I don't spend enough time on anything and so I learn less than if I just sat and focused on one thing.

Fuck yo tea and fuck yo coffee who needs those when you have nice and only slightly polluted water

I know someone who hates how water "tastes". They only have energy drinks as far as I know, and it's weird as hell. Also they don't like pizza and that deeply offends me.

[QUOTE=TheDrunkenOne;46470800]I know someone who hates how water "tastes". They only have energy drinks as far as I know, and it's weird as hell. Also they don't like pizza and that deeply offends me.[/QUOTE] Are they a dry husk yet?

[QUOTE=TheDrunkenOne;46470800]I know someone who hates how water "tastes". They only have energy drinks as far as I know, and it's weird as hell. Also they don't like pizza and that deeply offends me.[/QUOTE] They are clearly an alien

i have a really bad obsession with Relentless Energy Drink.

Energy drinks are an abomination.

I had Subway today. It was great as always :smile: And yes, energy drinks are awful.

[QUOTE=TheDrunkenOne;46470800]I know someone who hates how water "tastes". They only have energy drinks as far as I know, and it's weird as hell. Also they don't like pizza and that deeply offends me.[/QUOTE] I have a friend who not only doesn't like pizza, when he gets a burger he doesn't get ANYTHING on it. It's literally just a patty between two slices of bread. Waiters always give him weird looks.

I just returned home from school at 10:00 a.m., more than six hours before I normally do, because of an incident which happened early this morning. At around 4:00 a.m., my mom decided to let our dogs out for God knows why, and they immediately started attacking a skunk in our yard. Both of them get sprayed, obviously, and my mom brings them in to wash them off in the tub. During all of this, she's yelling very loud while running the water and I'm awakened to the entire house reeking strongly of skunk. I couldn't fall asleep again after being woken up, so I decided to get ready for school while it was still dark out. I didn't realize it until I was at school, but I too smelled rather strongly of skunk, and a lot of people took notice. I'm not very bothered by it myself, but my brother (who was carrying the same odor, of course) was very bothered. Before even the first period ended, he asked our mom for an excused absence, which she agreed to, and the school actually let us leave to drive home at 9:30 over something rather trivial as this. Oh well, I can't really complain now that I get to eat a better lunch, take a shower, and do nothing else for the rest of a Wednesday.

[QUOTE=DanTehMan;46468973]Honestly, you can't go wrong with coffee. Expected time is only about 45 minutes to have a chat over some coffee, but if you're having a good time it can run much longer. If you don't like coffee, you can always get a specialty tea or juice, or even hot chocolate.[/QUOTE] This sounds good. Now to find a good coffee shop in the city! :v: I don't want to do something like Starbucks, but all the coffee shops I've found nearby are the organic, ultra hipster GMO-free 500-different-variants of coffee stuff and I don't know anything about coffee. There's a wonderful coffee shop in town everyone raves about but it'd be a 35 minute drive for him. [QUOTE=gerbe1;46469358]I think it was before I had ever gone on a date with anyone ever I read in this thread that movies aren't a good idea for a first date because you're watching the movie, sitting next to someone you barely know and pretty much unable to talk to avoid being rude and ruining the movie. That's been 100% my experience. Coffee/hot chocolate/cheesecake/dinner/lunch/breakfast/food/talking are far better. The only time a movie worked for me as a "date" was because we weren't exactly watching the movie...[/QUOTE] I got the same advice too. Same with dinner, too serious.

Late to the coffee talk here, but coffee sucks. Masala chai, however, now thats my shit!

Relentless Energy drinks are best energy drinks.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46471021]If you're going to drink an energy drink make it a monster import or go home.[/QUOTE] Monster is disgusting. I've tried each one and i just find them all really sickly. i tried Assault today and it just as vile, you get the same horrible aftertaste like sick.