Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

Who here is good at sex?

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46534634]Uhhh.. Depends on who's asking.[/QUOTE] I am. I am asking right now. Tell me.

[QUOTE=Teto;46534637]I am. I am asking right now. Tell me.[/QUOTE] I am a sex god.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46534651]DEBATABLE. Unless your boy said that. Then yeah.[/QUOTE] Want to know my secret? Click my title.

[QUOTE=Reagy;46533905]Anyway can we all agree its time for topic change?[/QUOTE] Yeah I have a question. Why does your avatar's head not move with the rest of her body its creepy help

[QUOTE=T-Sonar.0;46534660]Yeah I have a question. Why does your avatar's head not move with the rest of her body its creepy help[/QUOTE] Animation budget cuts.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46534678]but thats for straight we're asking about gay[/QUOTE] The same rules apply unless you like to bottom.

[QUOTE=T-Sonar.0;46534660]Yeah I have a question. Why does your avatar's head not move with the rest of her body its creepy help[/QUOTE] Animation budgets/shortcutting.

Please tell: How does one 'bottom'?

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46534697]well... im a bottom so :v: am i fucked?[/QUOTE] That tends to be the idea. Do tell.

[QUOTE=Teto;46534709]That tends to be the idea. Do tell.[/QUOTE] You just lay on the bed, and do nothing.

[QUOTE=ultra_bright;46534712]You just lay on the bed, and do nothing.[/QUOTE] Nah bro you gotta contract them pelvic floor muscles and gyrate them hips down there.

[QUOTE=FacepunchZen;46534714]Nah bro you gotta contract them pelvic floor muscles and gyrate them hips down there.[/QUOTE] I believe there's a good deal of anal clenching involved, to assist in the illusion of having one's cock torn off by a wild animal. Pretty sure that's the appeal of gay sex. It's like wild animal roleplay, with the ass acting as the salivating maw of a wolf, or a tiger.

[QUOTE=Teto;46534751]I believe there's a good deal of anal clenching involved, to assist in the illusion of having one's cock torn off by a wild animal. Pretty sure that's the appeal of gay sex. It's like wild animal roleplay, with the ass acting as the salivating maw of a wolf, or a tiger.[/QUOTE] I guess if that's what you are into.

[QUOTE=FacepunchZen;46534771]I guess if that's what you are into.[/QUOTE] I don't know yet. I'm unsure if I'd not rather pretend my ass was a polar bear or some kind of arctic predator. I'm still a long way off knowing for sure.

[QUOTE=Teto;46534790]I don't know yet. I'm unsure if I'd not rather pretend my ass was a polar bear or some kind of arctic predator. I'm still a long way off knowing for sure.[/QUOTE] Im quite fond of glacier play myself. Sometimes ill shove ice cubes in my ass and pretend my bf is taking samples for research.

An essay I'm writing heavily concerns the character 'Bottom' from A Midsummer Night's Dream. Take from that as you will.

[QUOTE=Metanar;46534850]An essay I'm writing heavily concerns the character 'Bottom' from A Midsummer Night's Dream. Take from that as you will.[/QUOTE] So Puck is the top?

Nah. Titania is a femdom (albeit a drugged one)

I'd let Puck be my top

;_;

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46534952]Shitty Faerie Dragon[/QUOTE] Yeah, if you're gonna mid, play Queen of Pain or Invoker much more fun

Antimage is soooo 6.82 It's all about the unexisting 6.83 meta, boys

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46535007]Or if you're like me. Anti mage any lane. Any where. Any time. No fucking fun allowed.[/QUOTE] I hope you buy a Blink Dagger each game. [video=youtube;LLOlGkipXyU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLOlGkipXyU[/video]

cover letters are cunts, fuck them, i got no clue how to write them

...sheesh This fucking thread I swear to god I don't even fucking know You faggots are confusing the shit outta me.

[QUOTE=redback3;46535217]cover letters are cunts, fuck them, i got no clue how to write them[/QUOTE] I made you a cover letter template based off mine. Anyone else feel free to nab it as well. [url]https://www.dropbox.com/s/pi9gjxvhoceh93m/Cover%20Letter%20Template.docx?dl=0[/url] Here's an image preview: [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/13825278/cover_letter_template.png[/t]

New 3DS comes out today, hopefully they've posted it already so I can play it tonight. aaaaand I just checked that postage has been delayed.

Why is it always anal sex? I find blowjobs pretty hot too.

[QUOTE=ultra_bright;46536619]Why is it always anal sex? I find blowjobs pretty hot too.[/QUOTE] I personally don't like receiving them tbh. Might be just because I've never had a good one. Now [I]giving[/I] them, on the other hand, is fun.