Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;46536836]I personally don't like receiving them tbh. Might be just because I've never had a good one. Now [I]giving[/I] them, on the other hand, is fun.[/QUOTE] 69ing is the best way to give them.

Never given or received here. extra virgin olive oil

I literally (this is the correct use of the word) start to salivate when people mention blowjobs. It's happening right now. Help. In my opinion probably most people are not good at sex, in fact most people (myself included) probably don't really know what the hell is going on it just feels good. At the very least to be good you need to have been both top and bottom, give and received oral. And in both cases it had to have been good sex. Two people who don't know what they're doing can still have good sex, just more by accident than skill. The best sex I ever had was with a bisexual guy (I dunno if his sexuality was a part of it but it's stuck in my head that it was the main factor). I ruined it by laughing instead of making normal sex noises when I came so hard; my friend was like "Uhm... why are you laughing" and instead of saying "ahaha just.... hahah keep bahhahaha going" I tried to explain why (because what you are doing feels so good and I am orgasming really really hard) but that didn't work/make sense with all the laughing and he just ended up really confused.

[QUOTE=gerbe1;46537227]I literally (this is the correct use of the word) start to salivate when people mention blowjobs. It's happening right now. Help. In my opinion probably most people are not good at sex, in fact most people (myself included) probably don't really know what the hell is going on it just feels good. At the very least to be good you need to have been both top and bottom, give and received oral. And in both cases it had to have been good sex. Two people who don't know what they're doing can still have good sex, just more by accident than skill. The best sex I ever had was with a bisexual guy (I dunno if his sexuality was a part of it but it's stuck in my head that it was the main factor). I ruined it by laughing instead of making normal sex noises when I came so hard; my friend was like "Uhm... why are you laughing" and instead of saying "ahaha just.... hahah keep bahhahaha going" I tried to explain why (because what you are doing feels so good and I am orgasming really really hard) but that didn't work/make sense with all the laughing and he just ended up really confused.[/QUOTE] Pavlovs dong

[QUOTE=gerbe1;46537227]I literally (this is the correct use of the word) start to salivate when people mention blowjobs. It's happening right now. Help. In my opinion probably most people are not good at sex, in fact most people (myself included) probably don't really know what the hell is going on it just feels good. At the very least to be good you need to have been both top and bottom, give and received oral. And in both cases it had to have been good sex. Two people who don't know what they're doing can still have good sex, just more by accident than skill. The best sex I ever had was with a bisexual guy (I dunno if his sexuality was a part of it but it's stuck in my head that it was the main factor). I ruined it by laughing instead of making normal sex noises when I came so hard; my friend was like "Uhm... why are you laughing" and instead of saying "ahaha just.... hahah keep bahhahaha going" I tried to explain why (because what you are doing feels so good and I am orgasming really really hard) but that didn't work/make sense with all the laughing and he just ended up really confused.[/QUOTE] Talking too much during sex ruins it, having to explain stuff or listen just distracts you.

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;46537337]Talking too much during sex ruins it, having to explain stuff or listen just distracts you.[/QUOTE] I don't think it counts as talking what I was doing it was more like just laughing uncontrollably with random noises inbetween as I simultaneously tried to breath and answer his question. He started it though! "Why are you laughing?" is not a sexy thing to say!!!!

I'm usually too busy kissing the person I'm with to talk.

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;46537388]I'm usually too busy kissing the person I'm with to talk.[/QUOTE] It's kinda difficult for someone to kiss and thrust at the same time. It's like they're tying to kiss you on a really bumpy train. Goes back to the no one knows what they're doing thing I guess.

[QUOTE=gerbe1;46537684]It's kinda difficult for someone to kiss and thrust at the same time. It's like they're tying to kiss you on a really bumpy train. Goes back to the no one knows what they're doing thing I guess.[/QUOTE] Must be hard for them to move their hips/pelvis independently from their torso.

[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;46537694]Must be hard for them to move their hips/pelvis independently from their torso.[/QUOTE] More like it's hard for me to stay still when they're rapidly moving their hips/pelvis against me :v:

[QUOTE=gerbe1;46537731]More like it's hard for me to stay still when they're rapidly moving their hips/pelvis against me :v:[/QUOTE] Then hold onto them, jesus it's not hard :v: Unless you twist yourself like a kinky pretzel then holding onto him shouldn't be hard.

Typically when you're in their lap it's not that difficult.

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;46537337]Talking too much during sex ruins it, having to explain stuff or listen just distracts you.[/QUOTE] I disagree, I love talking in between making out and foreplay. Makes things much more personal and fun, especially if you both have a sense of humor and can have fun. The best sex I ever had was after a party where I had been drinking and smoking a little pot. We went back to my boyfriends apartment and I was literally screaming, and I'm generally pretty mild mannered lol

My bf wants to take a break, I don't know what that means though.

Ehhh... I wouldn't be okay with that. You never want to feel uncertainty, like whether you'll ever get back together or if they're doing it to sleep with other people. Not a nice place to be.

[QUOTE=Teto;46534693]Please tell: How does one 'bottom'?[/QUOTE] The answer is actually in your avatar pretend to be the tire

[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;46537810]Then hold onto them, jesus it's not hard :v: Unless you twist yourself like a kinky pretzel then holding onto him shouldn't be hard.[/QUOTE] I literally can not comprehend how that would work, it's like holding on to the train in my aforementioned metaphor, it's still bouncing everywhere! I'm not saying it's impossible to kiss but it's like something you do occasionally not the whole time. Otherwise the kisses are not able to be executed expertly. [editline]21st November 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=GhostProject;46538101]My bf wants to take a break, I don't know what that means though.[/QUOTE] If you don't know what it means then you aren't talking enough~!

Maybe I have a terrible memory or something. I haven't had sex like that in quite a while. [editline]21st November 2014[/editline] Also I tried to speak to this guy from my uni I have a crush on after an exam but he left early. I spoke to him on Facebook and ended the conversation with "We should talk more often :)" and then went to bed assuming he'd just ignore it but he responded when I checked in the morning with "yes we should :)" that's a really good sign right? You don't say "yes we should" to be polite, right? Anyway, then I went and liked his profile picture. I know right? Super forward of me. I hope he doesn't freak out!

thinking about quitting college it's just so obnoxious

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr8-5Fn_6XY[/media] Hah, nice one Bioware.

I want a hookup. Fuck trying to find a relationship. Might as well just look for sex and fun since the rest is in extinction. For now on I'm only going for the D.

[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;46538740]I want a hookup. Fuck trying to find a relationship. Might as well just look for sex and fun since the rest is in extinction. For now on I'm only going for the D.[/QUOTE] Download grindr, you'll find it's easier than you expect.

[QUOTE=DanTehMan;46538807]Download grindr, you'll find it's easier than you expect.[/QUOTE] Just be real careful of stds and shit, random hookups are a great way to catch something if you aren't safe

[QUOTE=DanTehMan;46538807]Download grindr, you'll find it's easier than you expect.[/QUOTE] I think grindr is funny "HAVE A FACE PIC OR GTFO !!!!" - says the dude with the picture of a poodle [editline]21st November 2014[/editline] I'm not that desperate though (well, maybe a little). But what I meant to say is that I need to try not to expect much more than a make out session with someone.

People are all like "omg I haven't been laid in two months I'm about to explode" and I'm just sitting here bitterly gathering dust

Chivalry is on sale!~ Eeeeeeee~~~

[QUOTE=cheetahben;46539205]People are all like "omg I haven't been laid in two months I'm about to explode" and I'm just sitting here bitterly gathering dust[/QUOTE] I can fix that for you.

[QUOTE=kaze4159;46534550] And I'm sorry if what I said was misinformed or offensive. I'll admit I can have some shitty opinions[/QUOTE] Don't be sorry for having an opinion because you hurt someones feelings, you will never please everyone ever. I'm actually very glad you said what you said. Additionally i'm only quoting this due to me being at work all day and missing the discussion. Speaking of work opening day of a popular went about as expected. I received a raise today but i'd rather not talk about that.

get a bag, slip it in with the head popping out, slap a bow on that bitch and, baby, you got yourself a present.

I remember I used to collect stuffed animals at a younger age, specifically Monkeys because it was the closest thing to having a stuffed human without being a serial killer or an inflation fetishest. I thought generally that all other animals were shit and it was too girly to collect dolls. Idk where they went though, I might've sold them.