Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

Woop, turned 20. Now to consume tons of krokodil and buttchug alcohol.

Well, I finally have a boyfriend after having left the closet as a bisexual in April. He's just the sweetest thing ever. We're both philosophical stoners, too. Great fun!

I don't think you realize how stupid philosophical stoner sounds.

Guys I've been really sick since a couple days ago and now I wake up and the middle of my biceps seriously hurt a lot, what do I do? :c

I fainted a month back and fell square on my ass, causing a 10 year old hip fracture to become a problem again in all seriousness if it continues see a doctor

[QUOTE=AxelTheDragon;46660470]Guys I've been really sick since a couple days ago and now I wake up and the middle of my biceps seriously hurt a lot, what do I do? :c[/QUOTE] I had that too when I was sick. Don't sleep on your side and it'll go away.

Saw The Imitation Game yesterday with the bf. It was really good, I'd recommend watching it if you haven't already.

That's the movie about Alan Turing right

ive barely seen anything with Benedict Cumberbatch in it but boy am i fuckin sick of him lol the film looks ok but v Oscar bait

I have nothing against Benedict Cumberbatch personally, I'm just tired of Superwholock

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if someone invited you to a sex party would you go? answer seriously gay fp

[QUOTE=Metanar;46660960]if someone invited you to a sex party would you go? answer seriously gay fp[/QUOTE] All I can hear when I read "sex party" is "rampant STDs"

i mean i dont hear STDs so long as ur safe I just hear weird and uncomfortable lol

ye I know what you mean it sounds like a fairly terrible idea and more than anything I'm just amused by it

[QUOTE=LuaChobo;46660988]the smell would make me puke tbh[/QUOTE] I don't even want to imagine the smell

I feel like the type of people that would go to gay sex parties would be really boring and not very attractive to me in the first place

I think it's a bisexual sex party christmas themed

I can't see it being anything but like this [video=youtube;noTjI3CloYk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noTjI3CloYk[/video]

[QUOTE=Metanar;46660960]if someone invited you to a sex party would you go? answer seriously gay fp[/QUOTE] Depends on the people. I once got dragged along to an extreme hardcore gay fetish sex event and it was pretty much people fisting everywhere. It's nothing I'd find particularly arousing, the smell is extreme and the sexual behavior is so casual, its far from exciting and I felt extremely intimidated and uncomfortable and I wanted to shower in boiling water and bleach the entire time. It was just not for me. Then again, with the right bunch of people on a small scale I think I'd give it a go. The Idea sounds exciting but I don't perform well in bed so I don't think I'd realistically have much fun

[QUOTE=Metanar;46661029]I think it's a bisexual sex party christmas themed[/QUOTE] Sounds like a way to get laid for people who can't get laid. Edit [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Bk0hyn3.jpg[/IMG]

The idea of a sex party grosses me out

yea sex is already gross... why would u want to make it 10x grosser by having 10x as many people [editline]7th December 2014[/editline] and the weird anonymity! im not into that no

I'm trying to think of a funny thing to do at a sex party that isn't leaving sexual health informational pamphlets around (and that is probably not a bad idea anyway). But I've got this idea for a stripper theme. Like, people get firemen and policemen strippers, but what about a mormon-themed stripper? There are all kinds of sacrilegious jokes you could make with that concept. And as a bonus, you also run the delightful risk of pulling a legit mormon into your house and telling him to strip. It's a golden idea.

ex-Mormon here and I fully support that idea

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;46661081] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Bk0hyn3.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] I'd go to an orgy that had a buffet, no lie

Well, I'm back from the hospital, they say it's the flu and high blood pressure. :v: But damn if this isn't the worst flu I've had.

If it was charlie and not frank and Dennis u know thats what would happen.. Just earing the free food...Luv charlie so much... So fuckin Disgustingly much he is so gross he's like a raccoon he eats cat food and has probably never bathed and he wears long johns with holes in them outside but I still love him unconditionally

[QUOTE=mikeyt493;46661541]If it was charlie and not frank and Dennis u know thats what would happen.. Just earing the free food...Luv charlie so much... So fuckin Disgustingly much he is so gross he's like a raccoon he eats cat food and has probably never bathed and he wears long johns with holes in them outside but I still love him unconditionally[/QUOTE] I was at a party last night and all there was to eat was cheese so I ate a whole block of cheese. I felt like I was carrying on Charlie's spirit.

who the fuck is charlie?